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Loryn · 08-27-2004, 12:52 PM

Alaskan humor

The day after a man reported his wife was missing, the man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers. We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Wilkins, but we have some information about your missing wife. Tell me! Did you find her? the man cried. The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news, which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first." The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay". "Oh my God" said Mr. Wilkens, overcome by emotion.
Swallowing hard, he asked "What's the good news?" The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up she had two five-pound king crabs and a half-dozen good size Dungeness crabs on her." Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the great news?" The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow".

Basic_man · 08-27-2004, 12:53 PM

Rolf, nice one Loryn!

BradM · 08-27-2004, 12:53 PM

sumphatpimp · 08-27-2004, 12:55 PM

so, you figure that is what Scott Peterson was doing with his wife in San Francisco Bay?

CybermedAndy · 08-27-2004, 12:56 PM

aaaahhhh hahahahha

exposed · 08-27-2004, 12:56 PM

BWAHAHAHHAH!

WiredGuy · 08-27-2004, 12:56 PM

exposed · 08-27-2004, 12:57 PM

scott is another oj

Rich · 08-27-2004, 12:57 PM

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Originally posted by Basic_man
Rolf

Can you please tell me once and for all what rolf means?

BradM · 08-27-2004, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Basic_man
Rolf, nice one Loryn!

Reak · 08-27-2004, 12:59 PM

Great one loryn

sumphatpimp · 08-27-2004, 12:59 PM

rofl= rolling on floor laughing

Zerof8 · 08-27-2004, 01:01 PM

Lmao that was a good one, I needed a laugh thx Loryn

Paul90 · 08-27-2004, 01:10 PM

good friday laugh!!

Khun · 08-27-2004, 01:15 PM

ROFL!

lesbodojo · 08-27-2004, 01:38 PM

hahaha nice one, Loryn!

MandyBlake · 08-27-2004, 02:34 PM

That's not right.
It's funny, but not right.

badmunchkin · 08-27-2004, 03:01 PM

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Originally posted by BradM

this guy puts rolf in every post - you think he would have figured it out by now

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 08-27-2004, 03:16 PM

Thats Alaska humor for ya..good one

Strife · 08-27-2004, 03:19 PM

so wrong yet so funny..

Tania · 08-27-2004, 03:19 PM

lol ....that is to funny

Doctor Dre · 08-27-2004, 04:05 PM

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We're sorry to call on you at this hour

they do not call him at this hour ...they are at his door

Doctor Dre · 08-27-2004, 04:06 PM

I didn't liked it ... sad humor

baddog · 08-27-2004, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
Alaskan humor

The day after a man reported his wife was missing, the man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers. We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Wilkins, but we have some information about your missing wife. Tell me! Did you find her? the man cried. The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news, which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first." The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay". "Oh my God" said Mr. Wilkens, overcome by emotion.
Swallowing hard, he asked "What's the good news?" The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up she had two five-pound king crabs and a half-dozen good size Dungeness crabs on her." Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the great news?" The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow".

baddog · 08-27-2004, 11:57 PM

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Originally posted by Doctor Dre
they do not call him at this hour ...they are at his door

call on - to visit

RedShoe · 08-28-2004, 12:00 AM

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Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
Alaskan humor

The day after a man reported his wife was missing, the man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers. We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Wilkins, but we have some information about your missing wife. Tell me! Did you find her? the man cried. The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news, which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first." The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay". "Oh my God" said Mr. Wilkens, overcome by emotion.
Swallowing hard, he asked "What's the good news?" The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up she had two five-pound king crabs and a half-dozen good size Dungeness crabs on her." Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the great news?" The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow".

Did you really ban PimpDog because he told you to eat a dick?

baddog · 08-28-2004, 12:03 AM

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Originally posted by RedShoe
Did you really ban PimpDog because he told you to eat a dick?

no, I think she banned him because he is a dick . . . big difference

RedShoe · 08-28-2004, 12:06 AM

I just wanted to get the 3 key points...

Pimpdog, Dick & Loryn

McDonalds Manager · 08-28-2004, 12:07 AM

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Originally posted by Doctor Dre
they do not call him at this hour ...they are at his door

I see doctor doofus has his pakistani outsourced post count builder back at work. I think hes been shaving his head a little too close if he thinks people cant see its not always him posting.

baddog · 08-28-2004, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
I just wanted to get the 3 key points...

Pimpdog, Dick & Loryn

I think he needs to learn respect and how to pick your battles

xxxdesign-net · 08-28-2004, 12:16 AM

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Originally posted by McDonalds Manager
I see doctor doofus has his pakistani outsourced post count builder back at work. I think hes been shaving his head a little too close if he thinks people cant see its not always him posting.

continue your good work Sherlock.. you have alot of imagination...

McDonalds Manager · 08-28-2004, 12:17 AM

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Originally posted by xxxdesign-net
continue your good work Sherlock.. you have alot of imagination...

Trust me, Im not the only one who sees it.

xxxdesign-net · 08-28-2004, 12:19 AM

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Originally posted by McDonalds Manager
Trust me, Im not the only one who sees it.

Whatever Spunky.. Dre does not master the english language... Whats the giveaway in this thread exactly?!

CET · 08-28-2004, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
I just wanted to get the 3 key points...

Pimpdog, Dick & Loryn

When you say it like that, it sounds less like an insult and more like a good time.

McDonalds Manager · 08-28-2004, 12:27 AM

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Originally posted by xxxdesign-net
Whatever Spunky.. Dre does not master the english language... Whats the giveaway in this thread exactly?!

Its not just this thread buy many. he says hes leaving then after a short break he starts posting again, but this time with a severely limited grasp of english language concepts, oh and for the record, im not spunky, but he knows whats up. take note.

regards,

mcdonalds manager.

xxxdesign-net · 08-28-2004, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by McDonalds Manager
but this time with a severely limited grasp of english language concepts,

always been like that.. sorry...

And did I say Spunky? I meant BradM..

08-27-2004, 12:52 PM	#1
Loryn Super Connector Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 12,853	Some Firday Sick Humor!!! Alaskan humor The day after a man reported his wife was missing, the man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers. We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Wilkins, but we have some information about your missing wife. Tell me! Did you find her? the man cried. The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news, which do you want to hear first?" Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first." The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay". "Oh my God" said Mr. Wilkens, overcome by emotion. Swallowing hard, he asked "What's the good news?" The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up she had two five-pound king crabs and a half-dozen good size Dungeness crabs on her." Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the great news?" The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow". __________________ ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~ RIP TD

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