Some Firday Sick Humor!!!
 

Alaskan humor

The day after a man reported his wife was missing, the man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers. We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Wilkins, but we have some information about your missing wife. Tell me! Did you find her? the man cried. The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news, which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first." The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay". "Oh my God" said Mr. Wilkens, overcome by emotion.
Swallowing hard, he asked "What's the good news?" The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up she had two five-pound king crabs and a half-dozen good size Dungeness crabs on her." Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the great news?" The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow".

Rolf, nice one Loryn! :1orglaugh :thumbsup

:eek2 :eek2

so, you figure that is what Scott Peterson was doing with his wife in San Francisco Bay?

aaaahhhh hahahahha

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BWAHAHAHHAH! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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scott is another oj :2 cents:

Can you please tell me once and for all what rolf means?

http://www.porngreen.com/shit/rolf.gif

Great one loryn :thumbsup

rofl= rolling on floor laughing

Lmao that was a good one, I needed a laugh thx Loryn

good friday laugh!! :thumbsup

ROFL! :1orglaugh

hahaha nice one, Loryn!

That's not right.
It's funny, but not right. :1orglaugh

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this guy puts rolf in every post - you think he would have figured it out by now :BangBang:

Thats Alaska humor for ya..good one :1orglaugh

so wrong yet so funny..:1orglaugh

lol ....that is to funny :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

they do not call him at this hour ...they are at his door

I didn't liked it ... sad humor

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call on - to visit

Did you really ban PimpDog because he told you to eat a dick?

no, I think she banned him because he is a dick . . . big difference

I just wanted to get the 3 key points...


Pimpdog, Dick & Loryn

I see doctor doofus has his pakistani outsourced post count builder back at work. I think hes been shaving his head a little too close if he thinks people cant see its not always him posting.

I think he needs to learn respect and how to pick your battles

:1orglaugh continue your good work Sherlock.. you have alot of imagination...

Trust me, Im not the only one who sees it.

Whatever Spunky.. Dre does not master the english language... Whats the giveaway in this thread exactly?!

When you say it like that, it sounds less like an insult and more like a good time. :winkwink:

Its not just this thread buy many. he says hes leaving then after a short break he starts posting again, but this time with a severely limited grasp of english language concepts, oh and for the record, im not spunky, but he knows whats up. take note.

regards,

mcdonalds manager.

always been like that.. sorry...

And did I say Spunky? I meant BradM.. :glugglug