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Erosmom · 08-26-2004, 11:19 AM

Cute one!

Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover.

He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.

Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the
stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the
morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"

Self-induced hangover - $100.00
Broken furniture - $200.00
Breakfast - $10.00

Saying the right thing - PRICELESS

Screaming · 08-26-2004, 11:22 AM

i like that one!! that was great lol

Raf1 · 08-26-2004, 11:24 AM

yeah, I like that one too

GammaCash_Dom · 08-26-2004, 11:28 AM

hehehehe

that's a good one

Floridiot · 08-26-2004, 11:31 AM

im gonna have to burn that in my mind

MandyBlake · 08-26-2004, 12:05 PM

That's cute

Brinner · 08-26-2004, 12:40 PM

lol.

impulseSD · 08-26-2004, 12:41 PM

European Lee · 08-26-2004, 12:42 PM

Insert timeline pic here.

Regards,

Lee

Trixxxia · 08-26-2004, 12:43 PM

That's a good one!

sickkittens · 08-26-2004, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by European Lee
Insert timeline pic here.

Regards,

Lee

First time I have heard it. Pretty good.

TweetyBird · 08-26-2004, 12:51 PM

hehe, good one

Doctor Dre · 08-26-2004, 09:31 PM

OFMG I'ma fake this one ... very good one :P

Spunky · 08-26-2004, 09:37 PM

That's if that would ever happen

EviLGuY · 08-26-2004, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Erosmom
Cute one!

Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover.

He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.

Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the
stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the
morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"

Self-induced hangover - $100.00
Broken furniture - $200.00
Breakfast - $10.00

Saying the right thing - PRICELESS

LOL.. that's great. It just goes to show that if you say the right things you can get away with just about anything.

Love Brokers · 08-26-2004, 11:05 PM

LOL!!!!!

wdsguy · 08-26-2004, 11:20 PM

great lesson to be learned from that story :-)

webmaster x · 08-26-2004, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sickkittens
First time I have heard it. Pretty good.

Same here. Good stuff!

08-26-2004, 11:19 AM	#1
Erosmom Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Montreal Posts: 7	Men study this one! Cute one! Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door." Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!" Self-induced hangover - $100.00 Broken furniture - $200.00 Breakfast - $10.00 Saying the right thing - PRICELESS

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