Men study this one!
 

Cute one!

Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover.

He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.

Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the
stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the
morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"

Self-induced hangover - $100.00
Broken furniture - $200.00
Breakfast - $10.00

Saying the right thing - PRICELESS

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i like that one!! that was great lol

yeah, I like that one too :glugglug

hehehehe

that's a good one :thumbsup

im gonna have to burn that in my mind

That's cute

lol. :thumbsup

haha

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Regards,

Lee

That's a good one!

First time I have heard it. Pretty good.

hehe, good one :glugglug

OFMG I'ma fake this one ... very good one :P

That's if that would ever happen :1orglaugh

LOL.. that's great. It just goes to show that if you say the right things you can get away with just about anything. :thumbsup

LOL!!!!!:thumbsup :thumbsup

great lesson to be learned from that story :-)

Same here. Good stuff!