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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Port St. Lucie, Florida
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Hahahahh Talk About Fucking Luck!!!!!
ok story goes as the following... my 13 year old brother Ryan does not know i smoke and cannot find out i smoke, its just a personal thing of mine being his only brother, let alone older, the person he looks up to.
so anyways, i am talking to my step brother mike (16) who smokes with me and i was telling him that i couldnt get the qp tonight. only problem with telling him is, my brother ryan was in the room with us, so i decide to tell mike in a lil code mannor "mike, man i feel like gettin a quarter pounder from McD's tonight but its closed" he understood what i met, my little brother ryan told me its no closed because one of his friends was there before. so anyways, ryan leaves the room and i lean over to mike and tell him clearly "yo, my boy cant get the quarter pounder tonight so ill just get one tomarrow" come to find out... my fucking asswipe little brother was snooping my conversation from the door!! he fucking jumped out from the doorway with a HUGE smile on his face and looked me right in the eye and said " i cant believe you" i felt like total shit then, i felt i let him down and i didnt know what to say or do... so i said "yeah so?" figuring if i didnt make a big deal, either would he... i was wrong he shook his head in shame and you know what the little shit said... "i cant believe you were going to go to McDonald's and buy Mike something and lie to me about it so you didnt have to pick me up something, i would have given you money jeff" i couldnt fucking believe it!!!!!!!!! he actually thoguht i was talking about a fucking burger!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YAAAAYYYYY so yes, i am on my way out the door this very moment, to buy that little fuck a happy meal! he deserves it! lolololololol! -Jeff |
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I need a beer
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Congrats....I think
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I bet he smokes with his friends and is afraid you'll find out and kick his ass. he's hittin the blunt as your on your way, gettin his mind right and letting the munchies kick in
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and how old are we?
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You should be straight up with him man ...
My parents always told me I could smoke, my father even offered me to get me some so I don't get shit when I was young ... My brothers are the same ... my bong is out and displayed publicly in my house, when they come arround they see it and they can use it if they want ... But they almost never do, since they have the right too and only do it when they feal like . It's way more fun to do something you don't have the permission too then do something you can ... |
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probably not a good idea talkin about drug deals on a public forum
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lol...nice to have a lil brother huh!
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thats a classic. cool story man =) made me giggle.
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