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Old 08-26-2004, 05:41 PM   #1
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Hahahahh Talk About Fucking Luck!!!!!

ok story goes as the following... my 13 year old brother Ryan does not know i smoke and cannot find out i smoke, its just a personal thing of mine being his only brother, let alone older, the person he looks up to.

so anyways, i am talking to my step brother mike (16) who smokes with me and i was telling him that i couldnt get the qp tonight. only problem with telling him is, my brother ryan was in the room with us, so i decide to tell mike in a lil code mannor

"mike, man i feel like gettin a quarter pounder from McD's tonight but its closed"

he understood what i met, my little brother ryan told me its no closed because one of his friends was there before. so anyways, ryan leaves the room and i lean over to mike and tell him clearly "yo, my boy cant get the quarter pounder tonight so ill just get one tomarrow"

come to find out... my fucking asswipe little brother was snooping my conversation from the door!! he fucking jumped out from the doorway with a HUGE smile on his face and looked me right in the eye and said " i cant believe you"

i felt like total shit then, i felt i let him down and i didnt know what to say or do... so i said "yeah so?" figuring if i didnt make a big deal, either would he... i was wrong


he shook his head in shame and you know what the little shit said...

"i cant believe you were going to go to McDonald's and buy Mike something and lie to me about it so you didnt have to pick me up something, i would have given you money jeff"

i couldnt fucking believe it!!!!!!!!! he actually thoguht i was talking about a fucking burger!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YAAAAYYYYY


so yes, i am on my way out the door this very moment, to buy that little fuck a happy meal! he deserves it! lolololololol!


-Jeff
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Old 08-26-2004, 05:42 PM   #2
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Old 08-26-2004, 05:43 PM   #3
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I bet he smokes with his friends and is afraid you'll find out and kick his ass. he's hittin the blunt as your on your way, gettin his mind right and letting the munchies kick in
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Old 08-26-2004, 05:43 PM   #4
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Old 08-26-2004, 05:48 PM   #5
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You should be straight up with him man ...

My parents always told me I could smoke, my father even offered me to get me some so I don't get shit when I was young ...

My brothers are the same ... my bong is out and displayed publicly in my house, when they come arround they see it and they can use it if they want ...

But they almost never do, since they have the right too and only do it when they feal like .

It's way more fun to do something you don't have the permission too then do something you can ...
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Old 08-26-2004, 05:51 PM   #6
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probably not a good idea talkin about drug deals on a public forum
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Old 08-26-2004, 05:53 PM   #7
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lol...nice to have a lil brother huh!
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Old 08-26-2004, 05:53 PM   #8
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probably not a good idea talkin about drug deals on a public forum
just got an 8ball of blow, i love me some cocaine...yum yum

SNORT!
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Old 08-26-2004, 05:54 PM   #9
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thats a classic. cool story man =) made me giggle.
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Old 08-26-2004, 05:55 PM   #10
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Old 08-26-2004, 05:56 PM   #11
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lol just dont mention which corner you go to
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Old 08-26-2004, 05:58 PM   #12
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You should be straight up with him man ...

My parents always told me I could smoke, my father even offered me to get me some so I don't get shit when I was young ...

My brothers are the same ... my bong is out and displayed publicly in my house, when they come arround they see it and they can use it if they want ...

But they almost never do, since they have the right too and only do it when they feal like .

It's way more fun to do something you don't have the permission too then do something you can ...
That would be the day I would do that for my kids. About the most outrageous thing I have ever done as a mother was to let my 15 year old son have 2 shots of tequila in Mexico.
I am so square, but I love it!
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Old 08-26-2004, 06:12 PM   #13
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I bet he smokes with his friends and is afraid you'll find out and kick his ass. he's hittin the blunt as your on your way, gettin his mind right and letting the munchies kick in
nah, i know he dont smoke, that kid is straight edge like no other. i know he will try it soon, but all his friends are younger then him, so he really doesnt have anyone to temp him with it.

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probably not a good idea talkin about drug deals on a public forum
that was nothing about a drug deal... it was about something that happen with my little brother and I

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lol...nice to have a lil brother huh!
haha love him to death man, but damn, kid gotta mind his biz
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