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CDSmith · 08-26-2004, 12:55 AM

He's such a good dog... how could you not envy me for having him as my dog?

Isn't he just like, the best?

Best of all he couldn't give less of a shit about anyone's envy, of anything, period.

Good boy Sully. Gooood boy.

p1mpdogg · 08-26-2004, 12:57 AM

i really wish you nothing but pain and sadness in your miserable life.

if anyone knew what a real scumbag you really are you would be banished from this industry.

you make me sick

p1mpdogg · 08-26-2004, 12:58 AM

btw, i plan to kill your dog by poisoning it.

CDSmith · 08-26-2004, 01:05 AM

He eats other little yappy dogs for breakfast...

Only the yappy ones mind you. You know, the one's who can't keep their nose out of other people's shit? Yeah, those dogs. I got my boy trained well.

p1mpdogg · 08-26-2004, 01:06 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
He eats other little yappy dogs for breakfast...

Only the yappy ones mind you. You know, the one's who can't keep their nose out of other people's shit? Yeah, those dogs. I got my boy trained well.

oh my. you are so scawie.

CDSmith · 08-26-2004, 01:11 AM

He has the uncanniest ability to sniff out useless shit he does....

so I don't have to worry about stepping in it.

CDSmith · 08-26-2004, 01:18 AM

Yep, gotta say he's about the best god damned dog ever...

He's even smart enough to know when he's on ignore.

A dog can't get much smarter'n that.

Aquarius · 08-26-2004, 01:20 AM

Smells like drama... who wants some popcorn?

CDSmith · 08-26-2004, 01:22 AM

Sully likes popcorn.

Get your hand in his way of his popcorn and you'll likely lose it.

He's that smart.

Aquarius · 08-26-2004, 01:24 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Sully likes popcorn.

Get your hand in his way of his popcorn and you'll likely lose it.

He's that smart.

Ironhorse · 08-26-2004, 01:24 AM

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Originally posted by Aquarius
Smells like drama... who wants some popcorn?

Heh, I'm in

CDSmith · 08-26-2004, 01:33 AM

No drama here, what are you guys on about? This is a dog thread. You know how one dog attracts other dogs, right? That's what dogs do, they come sniff other dogs assholes. It is the way of things in the dog world.

Here is Sully nearly 14 years ago, wearing his favorite hat....

This was of course when Toronto was a team. He has since grown up and grown out of his childish ways. Now he's a much more mature dog than he was. Pity that all dogs don't grow up like Sully did.

Oh well. Isn't he just the best?

CDSmith · 08-26-2004, 01:47 AM

The other really cool thing about Sully is that he seems to know the difference instantly between a good person and a bad person. As if that's not impressive enough, I can honestly say that he can spot a malicious snivelling shit-eating dog almost right-off, and is instinctively ready to pounce should such a dog get too close.

I never worry about other dogs with Sully around.

A dog as smart as Sully knows if his master is a good-hearted person or not. Again, it's instinctual, and it is irrefutable. When others who are themselves snide and insulting and malicious point their finger my way, Sully is right there to bite it off and if need be tear them a new asshole as well.

Did I mention what a great dog he is?

Reak · 08-26-2004, 01:48 AM

He's the best dog in the world

CDSmith · 08-26-2004, 01:49 AM

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Originally posted by Reak
He's the best dog in the world

I'm just sayin.

TheMob · 08-26-2004, 01:50 AM

cool, how long have you had him?

CDSmith · 08-26-2004, 01:52 AM

Since he was 5 1/2 weeks. 14 years now. He's old but still has a lot of energy, cuz I take good care of him.

So he in turn takes care of me. You know, in case any stray asshole sniffers get too close.

Reak · 08-26-2004, 01:52 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
I'm just sayin.

Come on bro, say more great things about him

hilly · 08-26-2004, 01:55 AM

I hate fucking dogs. Slobbering shitting fuckers.
Give me a cat anyday.

TheMob · 08-26-2004, 01:56 AM

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Originally posted by hilly
I hate fucking dogs. Slobbering shitting fuckers.
Give me a cat anyday.

last time i checked cats shat too

CDSmith · 08-26-2004, 02:01 AM

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Originally posted by Reak
Come on bro, say more great things about him

Oh, I could go on and on about Sully, but think I made my point.

If anyone here is so envious that they decide to head down to their local shelter and adopt a dog as a pet, make sure it's the right kind of dog, a good dog, not some shit-eating asshole sniffer...

You know the type. Best to avoid them like the plague, and avoid anything they've touched or had a paw in. Trust me, lie down with that type and you'll wake up with fleas. You wouldn't want that.

hilly · 08-26-2004, 02:11 AM

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Originally posted by TheMob?
last time i checked cats shat too

Yeah but they dont shat in the middle of the sidewalk

CDSmith · 08-26-2004, 02:16 AM

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Originally posted by hilly
Yeah but they dont shat in the middle of the sidewalk

That trait is indicative of an idiot owner, and not so much a stupid dog.

Cats can sometimes tend to creep into neighboring yards and shit in the flower beds or a child's sandbox. They are also notorious for leaving paw prints all over cars in the area they live in, which pisses people off to no end.

One concept you might try wrapping your head around is, if you are so vehemently repelled by dogs, why click on a dog thread? Helloo? Is anyone like, hoome?

julioxp · 08-26-2004, 02:22 AM

Cute dog, he looks happy and healthy at his 14 years.

Btw, does he have traffic or needs a billing solution?

If yes, click on my sig or contact me at [email protected]

Julio

hilly · 08-26-2004, 02:24 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
That trait is indicative of an idiot owner, and not so much a stupid dog.

Cats can sometimes tend to creep into neighboring yards and shit in the flower beds or a child's sandbox. They are also notorious for leaving paw prints all over cars in the area they live in, which pisses people off to no end.

One concept you might try wrapping your head around is, if you are so vehemently repelled by dogs, why click on a dog thread? Helloo? Is anyone like, hoome?

So cats climb over peoples cars and shit in childrens sanboxes?
Give me a brake.

CDSmith · 08-26-2004, 02:32 AM

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Originally posted by hilly
So cats climb over peoples cars and shit in childrens sanboxes?
Give me a brake.

The ones in my neighborhood do. Well, they used to sit all over my old car, but not now.

Not while Sully's been around.

Fucking cats run like rabbits with diaper rash when they see him coming.

And it's 'break', not brake. Isn't there a cat thread somewhere you can go troll?

hilly · 08-26-2004, 02:41 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
The ones in my neighborhood do. Well, they used to sit all over my old car, but not now.

Not while Sully's been around.

Fucking cats run like rabbits with diaper rash when they see him coming.

And it's 'break', not brake. Isn't there a cat thread somewhere you can go troll?

Your dog is flea ridden and rabid.

Manowar · 08-26-2004, 02:43 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
He eats other little yappy dogs for breakfast...

Only the yappy ones mind you. You know, the one's who can't keep their nose out of other people's shit? Yeah, those dogs. I got my boy trained well.

Very cool dog dude, bit too big for my liking - might eat me

CDSmith · 08-26-2004, 02:48 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
If anyone here is so envious that they decide to head down to their local shelter and adopt a dog as a pet, make sure it's the right kind of dog, a good dog, not some shit-eating asshole sniffer...

You know the type. Best to avoid them like the plague, and avoid anything they've touched or had a paw in. Trust me, lie down with that type and you'll wake up with fleas. You wouldn't want that.

The above needs quoting, because I can't stress this point enough...

Anyone allowing themselves to be associated with the above-mentioned kind of dog is making a mistake of EPIC proportions. That's about the biggest kind of mistake one can make. Mistakes don't come any bigger or more EPIC.

Choose to associate yourself with a dog who has some personality & intelligence, some love to give, and a heart. Avoid the ones who are obviously slathering snarling hate-filled buttsniffers. I'm sure you don't have to look too far to see a prime example of one of those.

CDSmith · 08-26-2004, 02:49 AM

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Originally posted by hilly
Your dog is flea ridden and rabid.

And he would chew your cat into jerky if I let him.

Anything else?

hilly · 08-26-2004, 02:52 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
The above needs quoting, because I can't stress this point enough...

Anyone allowing themselves to be associated with the above-mentioned kind of dog is making a mistake of EPIC proportions. That's about the biggest kind of mistake one can make. Mistakes don't come any bigger or more EPIC.

Choose to associate yourself with a dog who has some personality & intelligence, some love to give, and a heart. Avoid the ones who are obviously slathering snarling hate-filled buttsniffers. I'm sure you don't have to look too far to see a prime example of one of those.

Your dog is fucking ugly

CDSmith · 08-26-2004, 02:54 AM

Come and pet him.

hilly · 08-26-2004, 02:55 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
And he would chew your cat into jerky if I let him.

Anything else?

My cat would kill yor dog with one sweep of its paw

CDSmith · 08-26-2004, 03:01 AM

He loves cats. Bring it.

hilly · 08-26-2004, 03:06 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
He loves cats. Bring it.

You sure?

CDSmith · 08-26-2004, 03:08 AM

Sure. If it's anything bigger than your average house cat, like oh, say... a mountain lion, I'll just shoot it.

Reak · 08-26-2004, 03:11 AM

I always thought my dog was the best.. but after reading this... your dog is my hero

hilly · 08-26-2004, 03:13 AM

I wasnt talking about a fucking mountain lion.
I was talking about a cat

notjoe · 08-26-2004, 03:13 AM

Enjoy him while you can...I have to have my dog put down today

hova · 08-26-2004, 03:14 AM

Funny thread!

Thats one cool dog you got there!

And cats are for homos

Reak · 08-26-2004, 03:15 AM

Whats his name?

Platinumpimp · 08-26-2004, 03:18 AM

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Originally posted by Reak
Whats his name?

You said its the best dog in the world and you can't even call him by his name ?

hilly · 08-26-2004, 03:18 AM

OK
My cats name is Hercules. But I warn you he wil biight yur dogs
throat and scratcth his eyes out

Reak · 08-26-2004, 03:20 AM

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Originally posted by PlatinumPimp
You said its the best dog in the world and you can't even call him by his name ?

Yes

CDSmith · 08-26-2004, 03:21 AM

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Originally posted by hova
And cats are for homos

Word.

CDSmith · 08-26-2004, 03:24 AM

See how I've stepped around the useless shit in this very thread?

All cuz of my smart dog.

hilly · 08-26-2004, 03:28 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
See how I've stepped around the useless shit in this very thread?

All cuz of my smart dog.

Your dog is stupid

Reak · 08-26-2004, 03:35 AM

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Originally posted by hilly
Your dog is stupid

No he's a sexy beast

hilly · 08-26-2004, 03:36 AM

Get a cat
They are much more intellitent

CDSmith · 08-26-2004, 03:37 AM

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Originally posted by hilly
OK
My cats name is Hercules. But I warn you he wil biight yur dogs
throat and scratcth his eyes out

Sleazy's dog Skufty would rip off your cat's head and shit in it's lungs.

I don't even want to think about what Sully would do to it.

This is fun.

08-26-2004, 12:55 AM	#1
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	How many of you envy my dog? He's such a good dog... how could you not envy me for having him as my dog? Isn't he just like, the best? Best of all he couldn't give less of a shit about anyone's envy, of anything, period. Good boy Sully. Gooood boy. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

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CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	He eats other little yappy dogs for breakfast... Only the yappy ones mind you. You know, the one's who can't keep their nose out of other people's shit? Yeah, those dogs. I got my boy trained well. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

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CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	He has the uncanniest ability to sniff out useless shit he does.... so I don't have to worry about stepping in it. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

08-26-2004, 01:18 AM	#7
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Yep, gotta say he's about the best god damned dog ever... He's even smart enough to know when he's on ignore. A dog can't get much smarter'n that. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

08-26-2004, 01:20 AM	#8
Aquarius Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mom's basement Posts: 4,754	Smells like drama... who wants some popcorn?

08-26-2004, 01:22 AM	#9
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Sully likes popcorn. Get your hand in his way of his popcorn and you'll likely lose it. He's that smart. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

08-26-2004, 01:33 AM	#12
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	No drama here, what are you guys on about? This is a dog thread. You know how one dog attracts other dogs, right? That's what dogs do, they come sniff other dogs assholes. It is the way of things in the dog world. Here is Sully nearly 14 years ago, wearing his favorite hat.... This was of course when Toronto was a team. He has since grown up and grown out of his childish ways. Now he's a much more mature dog than he was. Pity that all dogs don't grow up like Sully did. Oh well. Isn't he just the best? __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

08-26-2004, 01:47 AM	#13
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	The other really cool thing about Sully is that he seems to know the difference instantly between a good person and a bad person. As if that's not impressive enough, I can honestly say that he can spot a malicious snivelling shit-eating dog almost right-off, and is instinctively ready to pounce should such a dog get too close. I never worry about other dogs with Sully around. A dog as smart as Sully knows if his master is a good-hearted person or not. Again, it's instinctual, and it is irrefutable. When others who are themselves snide and insulting and malicious point their finger my way, Sully is right there to bite it off and if need be tear them a new asshole as well. Did I mention what a great dog he is? __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

08-26-2004, 01:48 AM	#14
Reak So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: 420Calendar.com Posts: 17,920	He's the best dog in the world

08-26-2004, 01:50 AM	#16
TheMob Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: 2006 Posts: 8,584	cool, how long have you had him?

08-26-2004, 01:52 AM	#17
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Since he was 5 1/2 weeks. 14 years now. He's old but still has a lot of energy, cuz I take good care of him. So he in turn takes care of me. You know, in case any stray asshole sniffers get too close. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

08-26-2004, 01:55 AM	#19
hilly Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 867	I hate fucking dogs. Slobbering shitting fuckers. Give me a cat anyday.

08-26-2004, 02:22 AM	#24
julioxp Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: wake me up, before you go go.. Posts: 160	Cute dog, he looks happy and healthy at his 14 years. Btw, does he have traffic or needs a billing solution? If yes, click on my sig or contact me at [email protected] Julio __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Come and pet him. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

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CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	He loves cats. Bring it. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

08-26-2004, 03:08 AM	#36
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Sure. If it's anything bigger than your average house cat, like oh, say... a mountain lion, I'll just shoot it. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

08-26-2004, 03:11 AM	#37
Reak So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: 420Calendar.com Posts: 17,920	I always thought my dog was the best.. but after reading this... your dog is my hero

08-26-2004, 03:13 AM	#38
hilly Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 867	I wasnt talking about a fucking mountain lion. I was talking about a cat

08-26-2004, 03:13 AM	#39
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08-26-2004, 03:14 AM	#40
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08-26-2004, 03:15 AM	#41
Reak So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: 420Calendar.com Posts: 17,920	Whats his name?

08-26-2004, 03:18 AM	#43
hilly Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 867	OK My cats name is Hercules. But I warn you he wil biight yur dogs throat and scratcth his eyes out

08-26-2004, 03:24 AM	#46
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	See how I've stepped around the useless shit in this very thread? All cuz of my smart dog. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634 Last edited by CDSmith; 08-26-2004 at 03:28 AM..

08-26-2004, 03:36 AM	#49
hilly Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 867	Get a cat They are much more intellitent