Classic Lines and there meanings - GoFuckYourself.com

Juicy D. Links · 08-25-2004, 12:40 PM

I am not a SCAMMER = Yes you are

I would never cheat on you = Yes you are a slut

Payments were mailed yesterday= Bend over

Anymore good ones?

JSA Matt · 08-25-2004, 12:42 PM

It was a glitch = scammer
We got hacked = scammer

dennisthemenace · 08-25-2004, 12:45 PM

You'll love the new version of our program = You'll never make a sale with us again

McDonalds Manager · 08-25-2004, 12:46 PM

my penis is thick and veiny =

why did I ever post a picture of my dick on a message board full of fat ass posturing keyboard warriors who claim they wouldnt sleep with supermodels because they've quote "seen better". Why did I seek approval of people who last saw a real vagina when they were squeezed out of one...why god why.

McKracken · 08-25-2004, 12:52 PM

none - the Hun gets revenue from pre-paid gallery placements on the top 15 spaces and banners....

Juicy D. Links · 08-25-2004, 12:54 PM

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Originally posted by dennisthemenace
You'll love the new version of our program = You'll never make a sale with us again

Juicy D. Links · 08-25-2004, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by McDonalds Manager
my penis is thick and veiny =

why did I ever post a picture of my dick on a message board full of fat ass posturing keyboard warriors who claim they wouldnt sleep with supermodels because they've quote "seen better". Why did I seek approval of people who last saw a real vagina when they were squeezed out of one...why god why.

Floridiot · 08-25-2004, 12:54 PM

no those pants dont make you look fat = your fat fuckin ass does

European Lee · 08-25-2004, 12:54 PM

This email is not spam - we harvested your email address from gfy or one of the other webmaster forums or from the search engines.

Regards,

Lee

Dagwolf · 08-25-2004, 12:57 PM

Would you hit it? [pic] = There's a 50% chance I'm going to gross you out now.

dropped9 · 08-25-2004, 12:57 PM

Regards Lee - Means I am a true idiot who still hasnt learned how to use a msg board

Marcus Aurelius · 08-25-2004, 01:09 PM

server special today only = packard bell box from 1996 that we couldnt unload on anyone smart enough to know the difference.

Juicy D. Links · 08-25-2004, 01:10 PM

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Originally posted by mdcq
server special today only = packard bell box from 1996 that we couldnt unload on anyone smart enough to know the difference.

thats a good one

Basic_man · 08-25-2004, 01:12 PM

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Originally posted by JSA Matt
It was a glitch = scammer
We got hacked = scammer

rolf yeah nice ones !

railz · 08-25-2004, 01:12 PM

Your designs rock! Let me check with my partner and get back to you = I'm gonna go with a 20c an hour outsourcer and get a crap design that won't convert for shit, but at least I saved a few hundred bucks!

psili · 08-25-2004, 01:16 PM

Let me get back to you on that = I'll never reply to you again unless there's a gun to my head.

I'm looking for work and will program / design for cheap = I have no fucking idea how to program / design and can't find work

psili · 08-25-2004, 01:21 PM

I have 100k hits for $100 = It's actually all blind Chinese traffic and I really mean hits summed up by total files during a unique visit and not unique surfers.

Juicy D. Links · 08-25-2004, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psili
Let me get back to you on that = I'll never reply to you again unless there's a gun to my head.

I'm looking for work and will program / design for cheap = I have no fucking idea how to program / design and can't find work

dennisthemenace · 08-25-2004, 01:23 PM

I won't cum in your mouth = I'm gonna cum in your mouth, on your face, in your hair and some might even get on your cat.

GiantGnome · 08-25-2004, 01:24 PM

Ill make a note of it.

Fuck off! Im sick and tired of you saying you'll make a note of it. Just take care of it already!

My boss didnt like my reply and fired me. Go figure.

sickkittens · 08-25-2004, 01:27 PM

I swear I'll go quick = Make sure you stroke it, suck it and lick my balls for at least 20 minutes

GiantGnome · 08-25-2004, 01:28 PM

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Originally posted by sickkittens
I swear I'll go quick = Make sure you stroke it, suck it and lick my balls for at least 20 minutes

I thats my line!

sickkittens · 08-25-2004, 01:36 PM

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Originally posted by GiantGnome
I thats my line!

Haha...That's every guys line.

Juicy D. Links · 08-25-2004, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dennisthemenace
I won't cum in your mouth = I'm gonna cum in your mouth, on your face, in your hair and some might even get on your cat.

Goatse · 08-25-2004, 10:20 PM

Looks don't matter = you're fucking ugly, but I don't want to hurt your feelings.

sickkittens · 08-25-2004, 10:31 PM

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Originally posted by Goatse
Looks don't matter = you're fucking ugly, but I don't want to hurt your feelings.

It's not you, it's me = Since you're not sucking my dick every time I see you, there's no point in dragging you out to meet my friends.

GiantGnome · 08-25-2004, 10:32 PM

We can still be friends= We'll never see each other again

KMR Stitch · 08-25-2004, 10:35 PM

I love you = how much money do you have again?

WarChild · 08-25-2004, 10:37 PM

Bonus payouts all weekend = Shave percentage is now pushing 90%

zzgundamnzz · 08-25-2004, 10:38 PM

We'll send out payments on Tuesday = We'll party on tuesday with the money owe you...

CDSmith · 08-25-2004, 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by McDonalds Manager
my penis is thick and veiny =

why did I ever post a picture of my dick on a message board full of fat ass posturing keyboard warriors who claim they wouldnt sleep with supermodels because they've quote "seen better". Why did I seek approval of people who last saw a real vagina when they were squeezed out of one...why god why.

Oh wow........ whoevers alias you are..... you're my new fucking hero. :D

2HousePlague · 08-25-2004, 10:42 PM

"Your credit card will NOT be billed again." = "File for bankruptcy NOW"

CDSmith · 08-25-2004, 10:46 PM

Special low introductory rate on your new CC = Six months from now we'll be taking your house.

Big Rick · 08-25-2004, 10:55 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Oh wow........ whoevers alias you are..... you're my new fucking hero. :D

MD manager kicks ass

McDonalds Manager · 08-25-2004, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Oh wow........ whoevers alias you are..... you're my new fucking hero. :D

Hey CDsmith.....how you doing

CDSmith · 08-25-2004, 11:02 PM

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Originally posted by McDonalds Manager
Hey CDsmith.....how you doing

Hey, my buddy Joey Tribianni says that all the time.

"How YOU doin?"

I'm

as per usual.

ProjectNaked · 08-25-2004, 11:03 PM

I was BALLS DEEP in this guy's ass..and I go to give him a REACH-AROUND..and he's TOTALLY HARD,....I'm like WHAT A FAG!!!

You figure it out-

McDonalds Manager · 08-25-2004, 11:04 PM

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Originally posted by Big Rick
MD manager kicks ass

I just call em how I seem big rick, but thanks for the compliments.

reynold · 08-25-2004, 11:07 PM

Size doesn't matter = "use your tongue damnit!"

08-25-2004, 12:40 PM	#1
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Classic Lines and there meanings I am not a SCAMMER = Yes you are I would never cheat on you = Yes you are a slut Payments were mailed yesterday= Bend over Anymore good ones?

08-25-2004, 12:45 PM	#3
dennisthemenace Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: In the present moment Posts: 2,668	You'll love the new version of our program = You'll never make a sale with us again __________________ All the best to you

08-25-2004, 12:52 PM	#5
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08-25-2004, 12:54 PM	#8
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08-25-2004, 12:54 PM	#9
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08-25-2004, 12:42 PM	#2
JSA Matt So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 5,464	It was a glitch = scammer We got hacked = scammer

08-25-2004, 12:46 PM	#4
McDonalds Manager So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Banging the counter girl in the ass Posts: 79	my penis is thick and veiny = why did I ever post a picture of my dick on a message board full of fat ass posturing keyboard warriors who claim they wouldnt sleep with supermodels because they've quote "seen better". Why did I seek approval of people who last saw a real vagina when they were squeezed out of one...why god why.

08-25-2004, 12:57 PM	#10
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	Would you hit it? [pic] = There's a 50% chance I'm going to gross you out now. __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

08-25-2004, 12:57 PM	#11
dropped9 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Your moms box Posts: 26,727	Regards Lee - Means I am a true idiot who still hasnt learned how to use a msg board

08-25-2004, 01:09 PM	#12
Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	server special today only = packard bell box from 1996 that we couldnt unload on anyone smart enough to know the difference.

08-25-2004, 01:12 PM	#15
railz Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 2,531	Your designs rock! Let me check with my partner and get back to you = I'm gonna go with a 20c an hour outsourcer and get a crap design that won't convert for shit, but at least I saved a few hundred bucks! __________________ This Space for Rent

08-25-2004, 01:16 PM	#16
psili Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Loveland, CO Posts: 5,526	Let me get back to you on that = I'll never reply to you again unless there's a gun to my head. I'm looking for work and will program / design for cheap = I have no fucking idea how to program / design and can't find work __________________ Your post count means nothing.

08-25-2004, 01:21 PM	#17
psili Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Loveland, CO Posts: 5,526	I have 100k hits for $100 = It's actually all blind Chinese traffic and I really mean hits summed up by total files during a unique visit and not unique surfers. __________________ Your post count means nothing. Last edited by psili; 08-25-2004 at 01:22 PM..

08-25-2004, 01:23 PM	#19
dennisthemenace Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: In the present moment Posts: 2,668	I won't cum in your mouth = I'm gonna cum in your mouth, on your face, in your hair and some might even get on your cat. __________________ All the best to you

08-25-2004, 01:24 PM	#20
GiantGnome Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Nebraska Posts: 4,344	Ill make a note of it. Fuck off! Im sick and tired of you saying you'll make a note of it. Just take care of it already! My boss didnt like my reply and fired me. Go figure.

08-25-2004, 01:27 PM	#21
sickkittens I am a meat popsicle. Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,100	I swear I'll go quick = Make sure you stroke it, suck it and lick my balls for at least 20 minutes __________________ HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY! THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543

08-25-2004, 10:20 PM	#25
Goatse Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 2,086	Looks don't matter = you're fucking ugly, but I don't want to hurt your feelings.

08-25-2004, 10:32 PM	#27
GiantGnome Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Nebraska Posts: 4,344	We can still be friends= We'll never see each other again

08-25-2004, 10:35 PM	#28
KMR Stitch I am cool Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 14,494	I love you = how much money do you have again?

08-25-2004, 10:37 PM	#29
WarChild Let slip the dogs of war. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bermuda Posts: 17,263	Bonus payouts all weekend = Shave percentage is now pushing 90%

08-25-2004, 10:38 PM	#30
zzgundamnzz Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,102	We'll send out payments on Tuesday = We'll party on tuesday with the money owe you... __________________

08-25-2004, 10:42 PM	#32
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	"Your credit card will NOT be billed again." = "File for bankruptcy NOW" __________________ tada!

08-25-2004, 10:46 PM	#33
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Special low introductory rate on your new CC = Six months from now we'll be taking your house. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

08-25-2004, 11:03 PM	#37
ProjectNaked Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Detroit Areola Posts: 4,309	I was BALLS DEEP in this guy's ass..and I go to give him a REACH-AROUND..and he's TOTALLY HARD,....I'm like WHAT A FAG!!! You figure it out-

08-25-2004, 11:07 PM	#39
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Size doesn't matter = "use your tongue damnit!"