Classic Lines and there meanings
 

I am not a SCAMMER = Yes you are

I would never cheat on you = Yes you are a slut

Payments were mailed yesterday= Bend over


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Anymore good ones?

It was a glitch = scammer
We got hacked = scammer

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You'll love the new version of our program = You'll never make a sale with us again :1orglaugh

my penis is thick and veiny =

why did I ever post a picture of my dick on a message board full of fat ass posturing keyboard warriors who claim they wouldnt sleep with supermodels because they've quote "seen better". Why did I seek approval of people who last saw a real vagina when they were squeezed out of one...why god why.

none - the Hun gets revenue from pre-paid gallery placements on the top 15 spaces and banners.... :1orglaugh

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no those pants dont make you look fat = your fat fuckin ass does

This email is not spam - we harvested your email address from gfy or one of the other webmaster forums or from the search engines.

Regards,

Lee

Would you hit it? [pic] = There's a 50% chance I'm going to gross you out now.

Regards Lee - Means I am a true idiot who still hasnt learned how to use a msg board

server special today only = packard bell box from 1996 that we couldnt unload on anyone smart enough to know the difference.

:1orglaugh thats a good one

rolf yeah nice ones !

Your designs rock! Let me check with my partner and get back to you = I'm gonna go with a 20c an hour outsourcer and get a crap design that won't convert for shit, but at least I saved a few hundred bucks!

Let me get back to you on that = I'll never reply to you again unless there's a gun to my head.

I'm looking for work and will program / design for cheap = I have no fucking idea how to program / design and can't find work

I have 100k hits for $100 = It's actually all blind Chinese traffic and I really mean hits summed up by total files during a unique visit and not unique surfers.

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I won't cum in your mouth = I'm gonna cum in your mouth, on your face, in your hair and some might even get on your cat.

Ill make a note of it.

Fuck off! Im sick and tired of you saying you'll make a note of it. Just take care of it already!

My boss didnt like my reply and fired me. Go figure.:321GFY

I swear I'll go quick = Make sure you stroke it, suck it and lick my balls for at least 20 minutes

I thats my line!

Haha...That's every guys line. :1orglaugh

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Looks don't matter = you're fucking ugly, but I don't want to hurt your feelings.

It's not you, it's me = Since you're not sucking my dick every time I see you, there's no point in dragging you out to meet my friends.

We can still be friends= We'll never see each other again

I love you = how much money do you have again?

Bonus payouts all weekend = Shave percentage is now pushing 90%

We'll send out payments on Tuesday = We'll party on tuesday with the money owe you...

Oh wow........ whoevers alias you are..... you're my new fucking hero. :D

"Your credit card will NOT be billed again." = "File for bankruptcy NOW"

Special low introductory rate on your new CC = Six months from now we'll be taking your house.

MD manager kicks ass:BangBang:

Hey CDsmith.....how you doing :Graucho

Hey, my buddy Joey Tribianni says that all the time.

"How YOU doin?" :Graucho


I'm :thumbsup as per usual.

I was BALLS DEEP in this guy's ass..and I go to give him a REACH-AROUND..and he's TOTALLY HARD,....I'm like WHAT A FAG!!!

You figure it out-

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I just call em how I seem big rick, but thanks for the compliments. :glugglug

Size doesn't matter = "use your tongue damnit!"