How much does a normal sized turd weigh? - GoFuckYourself.com

buzzard · 08-24-2004, 08:29 PM

I take a huge shit and then weigh myself and don't lose any weight. Whats up with that? Do i need a postal scale? or is it a bizarre mystery of life?

Zerof8 · 08-24-2004, 08:31 PM

Maybe your just too fat to notice a difference

Mike Okitch · 08-24-2004, 08:35 PM

You have too much time on your hands

NoCarrier · 08-24-2004, 08:36 PM

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Originally posted by buzzard
I take a huge shit and then weigh myself and don't lose any weight. Whats up with that? Do i need a postal scale? or is it a bizarre mystery of life?

The trick is not to hold the turd when you weigh yourself

buzzard · 08-24-2004, 08:37 PM

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Originally posted by Zerof8
Maybe your just too fat to notice a difference

haha i'm pretty fit. No fat here.

nofx · 08-24-2004, 08:37 PM

4.20 ounces

AaronM · 08-24-2004, 08:40 PM

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Originally posted by buzzard
How much does a normal sized turd weigh?

I take a huge shit and then weigh myself and don't lose any weight. Whats up with that? Do i need a postal scale? or is it a bizarre mystery of life?

Which is it? Is it a "normal size turd" or a "huge shit?"

Make up your mind.....We have to have solid variables here.

BTW...This thread is destined to be locked if Lens catches it.

buzzard · 08-24-2004, 08:45 PM

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Originally posted by Mike Okitch
You have too much time on your hands

When you are concerned with body fat, you are disturbed when you don't lose an ounce when you take a shit. I have a digital scale.

Thinking maybe i need a more accurate one since none of you guys have a clue about turd density or peristalsis.

fr8 · 08-24-2004, 09:24 PM

Some of my shit floats on water so it has to be somewhat light. lol

Spunky · 08-24-2004, 09:25 PM

Oh god...what's next?

escorpio · 08-24-2004, 09:26 PM

Let me bust out the triple beam and I'll get back to you.

buzzard · 08-24-2004, 09:31 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM
Which is it? Is it a "normal size turd" or a "huge shit?"

Make up your mind.....We have to have solid variables here.

BTW...This thread is destined to be locked if Lens catches it.

lol AaronM
Maybe i should use 'feces' then.
I'm serious, I have not been able to find the answer.

Normal size is 6 - 8 inches and doesn't float. Huge dump to me is 4-6 of those.
If i know what one weighs, then i can guestimate how much weight is lost. Pending a more accurate scale of course.

Mike Okitch · 08-24-2004, 09:36 PM

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Originally posted by buzzard
Thinking maybe i need a more accurate one since none of you guys have a clue about turd density or peristalsis.

Then get a more accurate scale then.

Of course I have no clue about turd density, do I look like a fucking doctor to you?

buzzard · 08-24-2004, 09:39 PM

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Originally posted by escorpio
Let me bust out the triple beam and I'll get back to you.

PenisFace · 08-24-2004, 09:40 PM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier
The trick is not to hold the turd when you weigh yourself

Screaming · 08-24-2004, 09:41 PM

this is too much

Methodcash Rick · 08-24-2004, 10:10 PM

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Originally posted by buzzard
and doesn't float.

This is a sign of low fiber intake, and poor diet...

Atleast that's what the poo page says.....

hydro · 08-24-2004, 10:12 PM

it would be intresting to find out, sometimes i feel 5 pounds lighter after a big shatting

SomeCreep · 08-24-2004, 10:14 PM

Approximately 50 pounds.

KMR Stitch · 08-24-2004, 10:14 PM

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Originally posted by fr8
Some of my shit floats on water so it has to be somewhat light. lol

FUCK DUDE

You owe me a new keyboard.

I just spilled my water over it

buzzard · 08-24-2004, 10:17 PM

BB-Rick
Somewhat true. Low fiber is the reason for about 90% of no floaters. But you can consume enough fiber for a healthy stool and yet have a higher protein ratio that does not allow for floater status.

detoxed · 08-24-2004, 10:19 PM

You are just really fucking weird.

chupachups · 08-24-2004, 10:23 PM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier
The trick is not to hold the turd when you weigh yourself

buzzard · 08-24-2004, 10:24 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed
You are just really fucking weird.

Why? Because I asked a legitimate question?

detoxed · 08-24-2004, 10:31 PM

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Originally posted by buzzard
Why? Because I asked a legitimate question?

No, because you asked a weird question. That makes you weird. Get it?

Marcus Aurelius · 08-24-2004, 10:32 PM

its kinda sad this is still on the front page.

ProjectNaked · 08-24-2004, 10:40 PM

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it would be intresting to find out, sometimes i feel 5 pounds lighter after a big shatting

What??? Jealous!

freeadultcontent · 08-24-2004, 10:43 PM

Simple. weigh the turd next time. I suggest water displacement method.

V_RocKs · 08-24-2004, 10:45 PM

Who is shitting the turd?

wdsguy · 08-24-2004, 11:21 PM

why don't u go weigh it and let us know

V_RocKs · 08-25-2004, 11:49 AM

Now what are we at?

dennisthemenace · 08-25-2004, 12:08 PM

You need a digital scale..

There is definitely a difference in body weight when empty and when loaded down with liquid and solid waste.

Dagwolf · 08-25-2004, 12:11 PM

This thread is sick, and I refuse to post in it.

Do not look at my sig.

macho · 08-25-2004, 12:22 PM

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Originally posted by Zerof8
Maybe your just too fat to notice a difference

rofl

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buzzard Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Midwest Posts: 1,276	BB-Rick Somewhat true. Low fiber is the reason for about 90% of no floaters. But you can consume enough fiber for a healthy stool and yet have a higher protein ratio that does not allow for floater status. __________________ Last edited by buzzard; 08-24-2004 at 10:18 PM..

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