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mcmc · 08-25-2004, 03:52 AM

a friend of mine was 3 months in Mallorca and sold water melons at the beach. He made almost 100k Euro net rev in those 3 months.
Damn. Sometimes i believe im in the wrong biz

08-25-2004, 03:53 AM

wow...

bluff · 08-25-2004, 03:53 AM

holy shit

chemicaleyes · 08-25-2004, 03:54 AM

that's some expensive melons he was selling

michel · 08-25-2004, 03:59 AM

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Originally posted by chemicaleyes
that's some expensive melons he was selling

More like a lot of mellons

swoop · 08-25-2004, 04:02 AM

Kinda like the Ice Cream Biz down by the shore in the summertime.

mcmc · 08-25-2004, 04:03 AM

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Originally posted by michel
More like a lot of mellons

LOL, for sure. I think he had some buddies there to help him. But its amazing. We have to deal with programming, servers, scammers, bandwidth, content, billing solutions bla bla bla. He has to deal with buying and selling melons

i guess the easy way is mostly the best way.

Roger · 08-25-2004, 04:04 AM

looks like we got some serious competition

mcmc · 08-25-2004, 04:05 AM

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Originally posted by Roger
looks like we got some serious competition

ROFL

Manowar · 08-25-2004, 04:08 AM

he got a melon affiliate program yet?

Sarah_Jayne · 08-25-2004, 04:10 AM

that's what I call using your melon

s9ann0 · 08-25-2004, 04:10 AM

thats over roughy a thousand euros a day at say 5 euros a mellon thats like 2 hundred melons a day he sold?

chemicaleyes · 08-25-2004, 04:10 AM

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Originally posted by michel
More like a lot of mellons

If he was doing it by himself it would be a lot of expensive melons, but mcmc says he had help now.

mcmc · 08-25-2004, 04:14 AM

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Originally posted by spanno
thats over roughy a thousand euros a day at say 5 euros a mellon thats like 2 hundred melons a day he sold?

dunno how he did it. But i guess he did not sold a whole melon at once. 8 pieces for 3 euro each makes 24 euro / melon ... would make about 50 melons a day. have to ask him how he did it

ezey · 08-25-2004, 04:28 AM

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Originally posted by mcmc
LOL, for sure. I think he had some buddies there to help him. But its amazing. We have to deal with programming, servers, scammers, bandwidth, content, billing solutions bla bla bla. He has to deal with buying and selling melons

i guess the easy way is mostly the best way.

lol must be a team of at least 3 ppl. otherwise he had to sell 1 piece @ 3? every 2 minutes / 12hrs a day / 90 days at LEAST!!assuming that he got the melons for free, didn't pay any taxes and fees etc.

nastyking · 08-25-2004, 04:28 AM

you sound like it is not possible to make 30k a month on the net

mcmc · 08-25-2004, 04:29 AM

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Originally posted by nastyking
you sound like it is not possible to make 30k a month on the net

hehe .. sure thats possible. But its not really the easiest way to make cash. Still love the porn biz tho !

body · 08-25-2004, 04:30 AM

Thats nothing a friend of me went to athens for the olympic games and is still selling pretzel like crazy...

adamneve · 08-25-2004, 04:41 AM

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Originally posted by mcmc
dunno how he did it. But i guess he did not sold a whole melon at once. 8 pieces for 3 euro each makes 24 euro / melon ... would make about 50 melons a day. have to ask him how he did it

24 euro a water melon when it cost him maybe 2 euro

mcmc · 08-25-2004, 04:51 AM

just had an idea:

im gonna make sandwiches and sell them at lunchtime to the people at the local companies here in my area. Lots of big companies around here. People can order them by phone or over the web and they get them at 12.00-13.00.

sandwiches are the #1 fast food, way ahead of hamburgers and kebab. Should be fresh and crispy. I just checked with a buddy who owns a restaurant and he would be interested to try this for 3 months.

what do you think about this ?

nastyking · 08-25-2004, 04:53 AM

i have sandwich traffic

mcmc · 08-25-2004, 04:54 AM

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Originally posted by nastyking
i have sandwich traffic

ROFL

gonna make an affiliate program just for u

KraZ · 08-25-2004, 05:00 AM

Everytime I close my eyes I see water melons - STOP IT!

phogirl69 · 08-25-2004, 05:08 AM

Thanks, that's a good idea! I actually would do it, but I'm a afraid of getting arrested for selling mellons on the beach... Is it legal to sell mellons without some type of license? Do you even need a license or something like that?

Where did he buy the mellons? Was it from a regular store or is there a place where you buy mellons wholesale??

Babagirls · 08-25-2004, 05:08 AM

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Originally posted by Manowar
he got a melon affiliate program yet?

lol

TweetyBird · 08-25-2004, 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Manowar
he got a melon affiliate program yet?

hehe, nice call

julioxp · 08-25-2004, 05:22 AM

look at this pair of mellons..

julio

uchase/webpry · 08-25-2004, 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mcmc
a friend of mine was 3 months in Mallorca and sold water melons at the beach. He made almost 100k Euro net rev in those 3 months.
Damn. Sometimes i believe im in the wrong biz

I predict next years euro tgp webmaster gathering to be on mallorca. tgp guys selling watermellons during the day, party hard at nights.

phogirl69 · 08-25-2004, 05:29 AM

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Originally posted by uchase/webpry
I predict next years euro tgp webmaster gathering to be on mallorca. tgp guys selling watermellons during the day, party hard at nights.

Platinumpimp · 08-25-2004, 05:35 AM

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Originally posted by nastyking
you sound like it is not possible to make 30k a month on the net

mr penis?!?

mcmc · 08-25-2004, 05:55 AM

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Originally posted by phogirl69
Thanks, that's a good idea! I actually would do it, but I'm a afraid of getting arrested for selling mellons on the beach... Is it legal to sell mellons without some type of license? Do you even need a license or something like that?

Where did he buy the mellons? Was it from a regular store or is there a place where you buy mellons wholesale??

i guess theres a market or something where you can get those cheap.

Reak · 08-25-2004, 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mcmc
a friend of mine was 3 months in Mallorca and sold water melons at the beach. He made almost 100k Euro net rev in those 3 months.
Damn. Sometimes i believe im in the wrong biz

That's good money for just water melons

swoop · 08-25-2004, 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by phogirl69
Where did he buy the mellons? Was it from a regular store or is there a place where you buy mellons wholesale??

Melons-R-US

Soon to be the next Google on Wall Street, look for it in about a year.

TheWildcard · 08-25-2004, 05:57 AM

damn I think I should sell some water melons too

Reak · 08-25-2004, 05:58 AM

I bought a water melon on the market for $0.50...

In thailand

phogirl69 · 08-25-2004, 06:00 AM

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Originally posted by mcmc
i guess theres a market or something where you can get those cheap.

Did he use a stand to sell it, and if so where did he get it at? Or a table? Or did he just walk around people laying there and ask them if they wanted some?

I don't think I would ever do it, because I really don't like dealing with people, but I am just curious.

mcmc · 08-25-2004, 06:02 AM

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just walk around people laying there and ask them if they wanted some

i guess he did it this way... no sure tho, just had a quick chat with him. You know, the problem in the online adult biz is, that you cant GO TO the people ... you have to wait till they COME TO you.

Basic_man · 08-25-2004, 07:46 AM

Fuck, that's awesome !

hova · 08-25-2004, 08:47 AM

hehe......a friend of mine was in Ibiza 3 years ago and he missed the plane back. So he had to stay and started selling water/ice cream/fresh fruits on he beach. He made a shitload of money, and now he goes back there every year and he easily makes 2/3k a day there........

loverboy · 08-25-2004, 09:16 AM

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Originally posted by Manowar
he got a melon affiliate program yet?

yup, really worth promoting

Vitasoy · 08-25-2004, 09:34 AM

He should have the mellon sex poster boy up

Taboo · 08-25-2004, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by swoop
Melons-R-US

Soon to be the next Google on Wall Street, look for it in about a year.

Melons-R-US? nah...

don't you mean:

MELON.com!!!

I literally just acquired the domain. this must be a sign. we 're not the next google, but maybe we're the next Apple or Orange...

Lucy · 08-25-2004, 09:41 AM

smart guy

polish_aristocrat · 09-08-2004, 06:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mcmc
a friend of mine was 3 months in Mallorca and sold water melons at the beach. He made almost 100k Euro net rev in those 3 months.
Damn. Sometimes i believe im in the wrong biz

holy fucking shit, i am probably going to try this next year

polish_aristocrat · 09-08-2004, 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mcmc
dunno how he did it. But i guess he did not sold a whole melon at once. 8 pieces for 3 euro each makes 24 euro / melon ... would make about 50 melons a day. have to ask him how he did it

Is it so expensive? And did he just had 1 stand or was he walking through the beach yelling "anyone want a melon?" as some people do?

polish_aristocrat · 09-08-2004, 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hova
hehe......a friend of mine was in Ibiza 3 years ago and he missed the plane back. So he had to stay and started selling water/ice cream/fresh fruits on he beach. He made a shitload of money, and now he goes back there every year and he easily makes 2/3k a day there........

thanks for the inspiration

alexg · 09-08-2004, 06:37 AM

I sale short melons

ocho-ocho · 09-08-2004, 06:41 AM

go sell a melon from now on, get out from GFY

polish_aristocrat · 09-08-2004, 06:45 AM

Selling melons has also this advantage that when you do it on the beach, you look at real ( almost ) nude women and not just content on TGP's or GFY

Tricksy · 09-08-2004, 06:50 AM

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Originally posted by hova
hehe......a friend of mine was in Ibiza 3 years ago and he missed the plane back. So he had to stay and started selling water/ice cream/fresh fruits on he beach. He made a shitload of money, and now he goes back there every year and he easily makes 2/3k a day there........

Thanx 4 inspiration...gotta try it one day

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