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#1 |
If u touch it, I will cum
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: long island
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A Royal Flush....
....whos ever gotten one in an actual game? and what were you playing
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Nebraska
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Yep. Strip poker but I was cheating.
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If u touch it, I will cum
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: long island
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Never ... Chances it will happen are ... very little
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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That I can only dream of.
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#7 |
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: South Hampton
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I have never hit a royal flush but I have hit a straight flush twice. I was playling Omaha Hi Lo and was delt 4, 5 of clubs. The flop came 6, 7 and 8 of clubs. I flop'd the straight flush! After the river I flip my cards and the dude left of me was holding 9, 10 of clubs. I dont think I'm going to play again for a very, very long time. I lost GOOD money on that hand with all the raises, etc.
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Omaha Hi/Lo
Join Date: Nov 2003
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I never have in a real money game. highest hand i've gotten is 10 high str8 flush
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#9 |
If u touch it, I will cum
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: long island
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lolol, i know that the day i hit that royal flush is the day i'm sitting on a tiny pot...lol, and i bet its gonna win me $20, thats just my luck
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I'm a great bowler.
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I was with a friend in Vegas when he hit one but I've never gotten one myself.
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: California
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my best is a straight flush and i have only hit that once so far
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Entrepreneur
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: USA
Posts: 31,429
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I've had 1 long time ago.
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**LOOKING FOR TRADES**
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Southern California
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![]() royal flush...get it? ![]() ![]() ![]()
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**LOOKING FOR TRADES**
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got it a few months ago on my TV, one of those game stations
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I am a meat popsicle.
Join Date: Jul 2002
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If u touch it, I will cum
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**LOOKING FOR TRADES**
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: BRASIL !!!
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Never....
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Omaha Hi/Lo
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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The best hand I've ever gotten is 4 of a kind...I got it friday and i made $68 bucks off it....
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Join Date: May 2004
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my friend got one when we were playing a poker game called Le Pour. Luckily bets were extremely low cause noone had anything.
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Never in a real card game,but i've hit quite a few of them playing videopoker
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I got one last Saturday. My first ever.
Sadly, I my big slick got cracked the very next hand to knock me out in 4th! Grr. ![]() |
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#25 | |
If u touch it, I will cum
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been very busy
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: the queen city
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i get giddy with a pair of 4s
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#27 |
I can change this!!!!!
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 18,972
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never but it would be hot to death
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This was a few years ago,but a memorable night playing online.
hit 2 royals the same night..was up over 10g. I like intercasino,,they fedexed the check written from the Bank of England in less than 48 hours
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#29 | |
If u touch it, I will cum
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#30 |
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: United States
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I've seen one in a Texas hold'em tourney here in Baton Rouge. In about 10 tourneys I saw one. Seen one straight flush too. Just as unlikely.
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#31 |
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Anchorage, AK
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I've had two Royals and a few straight flushes online after playing about elevety billion hands. My best live game hand was a straight flush to the J. I got two straight flushes about a week ago on PP:
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#32 |
sex is good
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Carman, MB Canada
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I have had about 15 royal flushes playing video poker at the Club Regent Casino here over the last couple of years.
$1000 bucks for a royal flush. |
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#33 |
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Join Date: Jan 2001
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11 months that we've been playing poker weekly, we havent see a royal yet
but I have 8 four of a kinds never a str8 flush tho |
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Ive only seen them. Ive never got one myself. the two that I saw were both at pokerroom.
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