| 
		
			
			
				
			
			
				 
			
			
				
			
		 | 
		
			
			
				 
			
				
			
		 | 
	||||
| 
				Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums.  You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.  | 
		
		 
		![]()  | 
	
		
			
  | 	
	
	
		
		|||||||
| Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. | 
| 
		 | 
	Thread Tools | 
| 
			
			 | 
		#1 | 
| 
			
			
			
			 If u touch it, I will cum 
			
		
			
			
			Join Date: Sep 2003 
				Location: long island 
				
				
					Posts: 22,923
				 
				
				
				
				 | 
	
	
	
	
		
			
			 
				
				A Royal Flush....
			 
			....whos ever gotten one in an actual game? and what were you playing 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
	 | 
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
                 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
			
		
	 | 
| 
			
			 | 
		#2 | 
| 
			
			
			
			 Confirmed User 
			
		
			
			
			Join Date: Jan 2004 
				Location: Nebraska 
				
				
					Posts: 4,344
				 
				
				
				
				 | 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		
		 Yep. Strip poker but I was cheating. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	![]()  | 
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
                 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
			
		
	 | 
| 
			
			 | 
		#3 | |
| 
			
			
			
			 If u touch it, I will cum 
			
		
			
			
			Join Date: Sep 2003 
				Location: long island 
				
				
					Posts: 22,923
				 
				
				
				
				 | 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		
		 Quote: 
	
 well of course ya gotta cheat when its strip poker  | 
|
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
                 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
			
		
	 | 
| 
			
			 | 
		#4 | 
| 
			
			
			
			 Too lazy to set a custom title 
			
		
			
				
			
			
			Industry Role:  
				Join Date: Jan 2001 
				
				
				
					Posts: 51,692
				 
				
				
				
				 | 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		
		 Never ... Chances it will happen are ... very little 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
	 | 
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
                 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
			
		
	 | 
| 
			
			 | 
		#5 | 
| 
			
			
			
			 Registered User 
			
		
			
			
			Join Date: Aug 2004 
				
				
				
					Posts: 11
				 
				
				
				
				 | 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		
		 That I can only dream of. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
				__________________ 
		
		
		
		
	
	SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.  | 
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
                 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
			
		
	 | 
| 
			
			 | 
		#6 | |
| 
			
			
			
			 Confirmed User 
			
		
			
			
			Join Date: Oct 2002 
				Location: "evitcepsrep ruoy egnahc" 
				
				
					Posts: 9,976
				 
				
				
				
				 | 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		
		 Quote: 
	
  | 
|
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
                 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
			
		
	 | 
| 
			
			 | 
		#7 | 
| 
			
			
			
			 Confirmed User 
			
		
			
			
			Join Date: Sep 2002 
				Location: South Hampton 
				
				
					Posts: 1,795
				 
				
				
				
				 | 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		
		 I have never hit a royal flush but I have hit a straight flush twice. I was playling Omaha Hi Lo and was delt 4, 5 of clubs. The flop came 6, 7 and 8 of clubs. I flop'd the straight flush! After the river I flip my cards and the dude left of me was holding 9, 10 of clubs. I dont think I'm going to play again for a very, very long time. I lost GOOD money on that hand with all the raises, etc. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
				__________________ 
		
		
		
		
	
	www.ogrish.com  | 
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
                 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
			
		
	 | 
| 
			
			 | 
		#8 | |
| 
			
			
			
			 Omaha Hi/Lo 
			
		
			
			
			Join Date: Nov 2003 
				
				
				
					Posts: 17,380
				 
				
				
				
				 | 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		
		 Quote: 
	
 I never have in a real money game. highest hand i've gotten is 10 high str8 flush 
				__________________ 
		
		
		
		
	
	Trump haters gonna hate. that's all they can do  | 
|
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
                 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
			
		
	 | 
| 
			
			 | 
		#9 | 
| 
			
			
			
			 If u touch it, I will cum 
			
		
			
			
			Join Date: Sep 2003 
				Location: long island 
				
				
					Posts: 22,923
				 
				
				
				
				 | 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		
		 lolol, i know that the day i hit that royal flush is the day i'm sitting on a tiny pot...lol, and i bet its gonna win me $20, thats just my luck 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
	![]()  | 
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
                 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
			
		
	 | 
| 
			
			 | 
		#10 | 
| 
			
			
			
			 I'm a great bowler. 
			
		
			
				
			
			
			Industry Role:  
				Join Date: Nov 2003 
				Location: Right Outside of Normal. 
				
				
					Posts: 13,309
				 
				
				
				
				 | 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		
		 I was with a friend in Vegas when he hit one but I've never gotten one myself. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
				__________________ 
		
		
		
		
	
	 
			 | 
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
                 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
			
		
	 | 
| 
			
			 | 
		#11 | 
| 
			
			
			
			 Confirmed User 
			
		
			
				
			
			
			Join Date: Oct 2003 
				Location: California 
				
				
					Posts: 2,397
				 
				
				
				
				 | 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		
		 my best is a straight flush and i have only hit that once so far 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	 | 
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
                 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
			
		
	 | 
| 
			
			 | 
		#12 | 
| 
			
			
			
			 Entrepreneur 
			
		
			
			
			Join Date: Oct 2002 
				Location: USA 
				
				
					Posts: 31,429
				 
				
				
				
				 | 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		
		 I've had 1 long time ago. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	 | 
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
                 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
			
		
	 | 
| 
			
			 | 
		#13 | 
| 
			
			
			
			 **LOOKING FOR TRADES** 
			
		
			
				
			
			
			Join Date: Oct 2003 
				Location: Southern California 
				
				
					Posts: 15,605
				 
				
				
				
				 | 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		
		  royal flush...get it?     ![]() 
				__________________ 
		
		
		
		
	
	EMAIL: allen @ vasmediagroup.com | ICQ: 311329761 | SKYPE: abyss.al | AIM: xABYSSxALx  | 
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
                 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
			
		
	 | 
| 
			
			 | 
		#14 | 
| 
			
			
			
			 **LOOKING FOR TRADES** 
			
		
			
				
			
			
			Join Date: Oct 2003 
				Location: Southern California 
				
				
					Posts: 15,605
				 
				
				
				
				 | 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		
		 got it a few months ago on my TV, one of those game stations  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
				__________________ 
		
		
		
		
	
	EMAIL: allen @ vasmediagroup.com | ICQ: 311329761 | SKYPE: abyss.al | AIM: xABYSSxALx  | 
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
                 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
			
		
	 | 
| 
			
			 | 
		#15 | |
| 
			
			
			
			 I am a meat popsicle. 
			
		
			
			
			Join Date: Jul 2002 
				
				
				
					Posts: 25,100
				 
				
				
				
				 | 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		
		 Quote: 
	
 
				__________________ 
		
		
		
		
	
	HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY! THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543  | 
|
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
                 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
			
		
	 | 
| 
			
			 | 
		#16 | |
| 
			
			
			
			 If u touch it, I will cum 
			
		
			
			
			Join Date: Sep 2003 
				Location: long island 
				
				
					Posts: 22,923
				 
				
				
				
				 | 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		
		 Quote: 
	
       i want some of the pills you're on  | 
|
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
                 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
			
		
	 | 
| 
			
			 | 
		#17 | |
| 
			
			
			
			 **LOOKING FOR TRADES** 
			
		
			
				
			
			
			Join Date: Oct 2003 
				Location: Southern California 
				
				
					Posts: 15,605
				 
				
				
				
				 | 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		
		 Quote: 
	
 
				__________________ 
		
		
		
		
	
	EMAIL: allen @ vasmediagroup.com | ICQ: 311329761 | SKYPE: abyss.al | AIM: xABYSSxALx  | 
|
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
                 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
			
		
	 | 
| 
			
			 | 
		#18 | 
| 
			
			
			
			 ICQ: 197-556-237 
			
		
			
			
			Join Date: Jun 2003 
				Location: BRASIL !!! 
				
				
					Posts: 57,559
				 
				
				
				
				 | 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		
		 Never....  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
				__________________ 
		
		
		
		
	
	I'm just a newbie.  | 
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
                 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
			
		
	 | 
| 
			
			 | 
		#19 | |
| 
			
			
			
			 Omaha Hi/Lo 
			
		
			
			
			Join Date: Nov 2003 
				
				
				
					Posts: 17,380
				 
				
				
				
				 | 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		
		 Quote: 
	
 
				__________________ 
		
		
		
		
	
	Trump haters gonna hate. that's all they can do  | 
|
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
                 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
			
		
	 | 
| 
			
			 | 
		#20 | |
| 
			
			
			
			 Confirmed User 
			
		
			
			
			Join Date: Sep 2002 
				Location: South Hampton 
				
				
					Posts: 1,795
				 
				
				
				
				 | 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		
		 Quote: 
	
 
				__________________ 
		
		
		
		
	
	www.ogrish.com  | 
|
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
                 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
			
		
	 | 
| 
			
			 | 
		#21 | 
| 
			
			
			
			 Confirmed User 
			
		
			
			
			Join Date: Dec 2001 
				Location: CrackYaMental 
				
				
					Posts: 4,365
				 
				
				
				
				 | 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		
		 The best hand I've ever gotten is 4 of a kind...I got it friday and i made $68 bucks off it.... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
				__________________ 
		
		
		
		
	
	Insert Value Here.  | 
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
                 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
			
		
	 | 
| 
			
			 | 
		#22 | 
| 
			
			
			
			 Too lazy to set a custom title 
			
		
			
			
			Join Date: May 2004 
				
				
				
					Posts: 14,423
				 
				
				
				
				 | 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		
		 my friend got one when we were playing a poker game called Le Pour.  Luckily bets were extremely low cause noone had anything. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
				__________________ 
		
		
		
		
	
	no sig  | 
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
                 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
			
		
	 | 
| 
			
			 | 
		#23 | 
| 
			
			
			
			 Babemeister 
			
		
			
			
			Industry Role:  
				Join Date: Jun 2001 
				Location: Madison 
				
				
					Posts: 7,081
				 
				
				
				
				 | 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		
		 Never in a real card game,but i've hit quite a few of them playing videopoker 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
				__________________ 
		
		
		
		
	
	You might not be as anonymous as you think you are.  | 
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
                 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
			
		
	 | 
| 
			
			 | 
		#24 | 
| 
			
			
			
			 Confirmed User 
			
		
			
			
			Industry Role:  
				Join Date: Jan 1995 
				
				
				
					Posts: 2,417
				 
				
				
				
				 | 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		
		 I got one last Saturday.  My first ever. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
	Sadly, I my big slick got cracked the very next hand to knock me out in 4th! Grr. ![]()  | 
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
                 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
			
		
	 | 
| 
			
			 | 
		#25 | |
| 
			
			
			
			 If u touch it, I will cum 
			
		
			
			
			Join Date: Sep 2003 
				Location: long island 
				
				
					Posts: 22,923
				 
				
				
				
				 | 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		
		 Quote: 
	
 well at least you got one  | 
|
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
                 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
			
		
	 | 
| 
			
			 | 
		#26 | 
| 
			
			
			
			 been very busy 
			
		
			
			
			Join Date: Nov 2002 
				Location: the queen city 
				
				
					Posts: 26,983
				 
				
				
				
				 | 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		
		 i get giddy with a pair of 4s 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
				__________________ 
		
		
		
		
	
	want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies. 
			 | 
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
                 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
			
		
	 | 
| 
			
			 | 
		#27 | 
| 
			
			
			
			 I can change this!!!!! 
			
		
			
			
			Join Date: Feb 2004 
				
				
				
					Posts: 18,972
				 
				
				
				
				 | 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		
		 never but it would be hot to death 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
	 | 
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
                 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
			
		
	 | 
| 
			
			 | 
		#28 | 
| 
			
			
			
			 Babemeister 
			
		
			
			
			Industry Role:  
				Join Date: Jun 2001 
				Location: Madison 
				
				
					Posts: 7,081
				 
				
				
				
				 | 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		
		 This was a few years ago,but a memorable night playing online. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			hit 2 royals the same night..was up over 10g. I like intercasino,,they fedexed the check written from the Bank of England in less than 48 hours 
				__________________ 
		
		
		
		
	
	You might not be as anonymous as you think you are.  | 
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
                 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
			
		
	 | 
| 
			
			 | 
		#29 | |
| 
			
			
			
			 If u touch it, I will cum 
			
		
			
			
			Join Date: Sep 2003 
				Location: long island 
				
				
					Posts: 22,923
				 
				
				
				
				 | 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		
		 Quote: 
	
 holy shit dude  | 
|
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
                 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
			
		
	 | 
| 
			
			 | 
		#30 | 
| 
			
			
			
			 Confirmed User 
			
		
			
			
			Join Date: Jun 2003 
				Location: United States 
				
				
					Posts: 2,918
				 
				
				
				
				 | 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		
		 I've seen one in a Texas hold'em tourney here in Baton Rouge.   In about 10 tourneys I saw one.   Seen one straight flush too.  Just as unlikely. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
				__________________ 
		
		
		
		
	
	icq: 320340263  | 
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
                 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
			
		
	 | 
| 
			
			 | 
		#31 | 
| 
			
			
			
			 Confirmed User 
			
		
			
			
			Join Date: Aug 2002 
				Location: Anchorage, AK 
				
				
					Posts: 583
				 
				
				
				
				 | 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		
		 I've had two Royals and a few straight flushes online after playing about elevety billion hands.  My best live game hand was a straight flush to the J.  I got two straight flushes about a week ago on PP: 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	  ![]()  | 
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
                 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
			
		
	 | 
| 
			
			 | 
		#32 | 
| 
			
			
			
			 sex is good 
			
		
			
			
			Join Date: Sep 2001 
				Location: Carman, MB Canada 
				
				
					Posts: 24,939
				 
				
				
				
				 | 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		
		 I have had about 15 royal flushes playing video poker at the Club Regent Casino here over the last couple of years. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
	$1000 bucks for a royal flush.  | 
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
                 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
			
		
	 | 
| 
			
			 | 
		#33 | 
| 
			
			
			
			 Confirmed User 
			
		
			
			
			Join Date: Jan 2001 
				
				
				
					Posts: 3,570
				 
				
				
				
				 | 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		
		 11 months that we've been playing poker weekly, we havent see a royal yet 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	but I have 8 four of a kinds never a str8 flush tho  | 
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
                 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
			
		
	 | 
| 
			
			 | 
		#34 | |
| 
			
			
			
			 Confirmed User 
			
		
			
			
			Industry Role:  
				Join Date: Jun 2001 
				Location: Las Vegas 
				
				
					Posts: 2,300
				 
				
				
				
				 | 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		
		 Quote: 
	
  | 
|
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
                 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
			
		
	 | 
| 
			
			 | 
		#35 | 
| 
			
			
			
			 Confirmed User 
			
		
			
			
			Industry Role:  
				Join Date: Mar 2003 
				
				
				
					Posts: 5,074
				 
				
				
				
				 | 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		
		 Ive only seen them. Ive never got one myself. the two that I saw were both at pokerroom. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
				__________________ 
		
		
		
		
	
	█ joesmut (a) gmail Dot com █ Full Stack Developer  | 
| 
		 | 
	
	
	
		
                 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
			
		
	 |