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Mr. Mojo Risin · 08-18-2004, 12:05 PM

One evening, Mike went over to his friend, Terry's, house to play cards with some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife. Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs wide open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise, Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said "Did you like what you saw?"
Mike said "Yes, I did!" Terry's wife said "Well, you can get more than that but it will cost you $500." So Mike thought about his financial situation and said okay. She said "Come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work." Mike said "I'll see you then." The next day Mike went over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left.

Later Terry came home and asked "Has Mike been over here today?"

Thinking she had been caught, she said "As a matter of fact, he did."

Terry said "Good, because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to borrow $500 until this evening, and he said he would leave it with you."

AdultClickMachine · 08-18-2004, 12:12 PM

good one

iFliPcEss · 08-18-2004, 12:15 PM

funny shiett

woj · 08-18-2004, 01:22 PM

heh heh

Oncle_Benny · 08-18-2004, 01:59 PM

hahaaha

CET · 08-18-2004, 02:02 PM

That kicks ass!

08-18-2004, 02:02 PM

gornyhuy · 08-18-2004, 02:04 PM

Nice!~

MR2raymond · 08-18-2004, 02:06 PM

Denis_SC · 08-18-2004, 02:08 PM

Gonna go to borrow some $$$ from one fucker who has a nice gf ...

EviLGuY · 08-18-2004, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Mojo Risin
One evening, Mike went over to his friend, Terry's, house to play cards with some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife. Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs wide open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise, Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said "Did you like what you saw?"
Mike said "Yes, I did!" Terry's wife said "Well, you can get more than that but it will cost you $500." So Mike thought about his financial situation and said okay. She said "Come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work." Mike said "I'll see you then." The next day Mike went over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left.

Later Terry came home and asked "Has Mike been over here today?"

Thinking she had been caught, she said "As a matter of fact, he did."

Terry said "Good, because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to borrow $500 until this evening, and he said he would leave it with you."

LOL.. that's great.

NoCarrier · 08-18-2004, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Mojo Risin
One evening, Mike went over to his friend, Terry's, house to play cards with some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife. Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs wide open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise, Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said "Did you like what you saw?"
Mike said "Yes, I did!" Terry's wife said "Well, you can get more than that but it will cost you $500." So Mike thought about his financial situation and said okay. She said "Come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work." Mike said "I'll see you then." The next day Mike went over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left.

Later Terry came home and asked "Has Mike been over here today?"

Thinking she had been caught, she said "As a matter of fact, he did."

Terry said "Good, because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to borrow $500 until this evening, and he said he would leave it with you."

So what happened after? It sounds like a nice story.. I want to know the ending.. Was she honest? Did she give the 500$ back?

wdsguy · 08-18-2004, 02:30 PM

lol nice

Manowar · 08-18-2004, 02:59 PM

that guys got mad skills

Aquarius · 08-18-2004, 03:03 PM

Ecstasy Glass · 08-25-2004, 03:36 AM

That is what you call game, bitches! My buddy used to house sit his buddies place in Sausalito. Bad ass house on the hill with a pool and views of San Francisco. He would meet girls at the local bar, get to bullshiting and telling them that he made some good investments when he was young and doesn't really have to work anymore. When they got to the house, he told me it was amazing how fast their panties would fall off. Funny in the morning when he's kicking 'em out telling them that he has to go dig ditches and they need to leave his rich friends home now.

webmaster x · 08-25-2004, 03:37 AM

Fucking Funny and INGENIOUS!!!

abyss_al · 08-25-2004, 04:10 AM

pure energy · 08-25-2004, 04:30 AM

Ha ha ha! Really a good joke

TweetyBird · 08-25-2004, 04:32 AM

hehe, good one

margarita · 08-25-2004, 04:33 AM

very old, but still good

body · 08-25-2004, 04:33 AM

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justfreemovies · 08-25-2004, 04:51 AM

that was a good one

Ms_prostock · 08-25-2004, 06:31 AM

thats funny...

Basic_man · 08-25-2004, 07:44 AM

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Originally posted by webmaster x
Fucking Funny and INGENIOUS!!!

Yeah right lol

Raf1 · 08-25-2004, 08:42 AM

haha, that was a really good joke

Ross · 08-25-2004, 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Mojo Risin
One evening, Mike went over to his friend, Terry's, house to play cards with some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife. Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs wide open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise, Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said "Did you like what you saw?"
Mike said "Yes, I did!" Terry's wife said "Well, you can get more than that but it will cost you $500." So Mike thought about his financial situation and said okay. She said "Come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work." Mike said "I'll see you then." The next day Mike went over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left.

Later Terry came home and asked "Has Mike been over here today?"

Thinking she had been caught, she said "As a matter of fact, he did."

Terry said "Good, because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to borrow $500 until this evening, and he said he would leave it with you."

HAHAHAHA thats great

Lucy · 08-25-2004, 09:05 AM

good one

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