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Mr. Mojo Risin 08-18-2004 12:05 PM
Joke of the day!!!!!
 
One evening, Mike went over to his friend, Terry's, house to play cards with some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife. Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs wide open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise, Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said "Did you like what you saw?"
Mike said "Yes, I did!" Terry's wife said "Well, you can get more than that but it will cost you $500." So Mike thought about his financial situation and said okay. She said "Come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work." Mike said "I'll see you then." The next day Mike went over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left.

Later Terry came home and asked "Has Mike been over here today?"

Thinking she had been caught, she said "As a matter of fact, he did."

Terry said "Good, because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to borrow $500 until this evening, and he said he would leave it with you."

AdultClickMachine 08-18-2004 12:12 PM
:1orglaugh

good one

iFliPcEss 08-18-2004 12:15 PM
funny shiett

woj 08-18-2004 01:22 PM
heh heh :1orglaugh

Oncle_Benny 08-18-2004 01:59 PM
hahaaha :1orglaugh

CET 08-18-2004 02:02 PM
That kicks ass! :1orglaugh :thumbsup

buddyjuf 08-18-2004 02:02 PM
:1orglaugh

gornyhuy 08-18-2004 02:04 PM
Nice!~:1orglaugh

MR2raymond 08-18-2004 02:06 PM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Denis_SC 08-18-2004 02:08 PM
Gonna go to borrow some $$$ from one fucker who has a nice gf ... :evil-laug

EviLGuY 08-18-2004 02:22 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Mojo Risin
One evening, Mike went over to his friend, Terry's, house to play cards with some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife. Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs wide open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise, Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said "Did you like what you saw?"
Mike said "Yes, I did!" Terry's wife said "Well, you can get more than that but it will cost you $500." So Mike thought about his financial situation and said okay. She said "Come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work." Mike said "I'll see you then." The next day Mike went over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left.

Later Terry came home and asked "Has Mike been over here today?"

Thinking she had been caught, she said "As a matter of fact, he did."

Terry said "Good, because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to borrow $500 until this evening, and he said he would leave it with you."
LOL.. that's great. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

NoCarrier 08-18-2004 02:25 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Mojo Risin
One evening, Mike went over to his friend, Terry's, house to play cards with some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife. Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs wide open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise, Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said "Did you like what you saw?"
Mike said "Yes, I did!" Terry's wife said "Well, you can get more than that but it will cost you $500." So Mike thought about his financial situation and said okay. She said "Come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work." Mike said "I'll see you then." The next day Mike went over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left.

Later Terry came home and asked "Has Mike been over here today?"

Thinking she had been caught, she said "As a matter of fact, he did."

Terry said "Good, because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to borrow $500 until this evening, and he said he would leave it with you."
So what happened after? It sounds like a nice story.. I want to know the ending.. Was she honest? Did she give the 500$ back?

wdsguy 08-18-2004 02:30 PM
lol nice

Manowar 08-18-2004 02:59 PM
:1orglaugh that guys got mad skills

Aquarius 08-18-2004 03:03 PM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Ecstasy Glass 08-25-2004 03:36 AM
That is what you call game, bitches! My buddy used to house sit his buddies place in Sausalito. Bad ass house on the hill with a pool and views of San Francisco. He would meet girls at the local bar, get to bullshiting and telling them that he made some good investments when he was young and doesn't really have to work anymore. When they got to the house, he told me it was amazing how fast their panties would fall off. Funny in the morning when he's kicking 'em out telling them that he has to go dig ditches and they need to leave his rich friends home now. :Graucho

webmaster x 08-25-2004 03:37 AM
Fucking Funny and INGENIOUS!!!

:thumbsup

abyss_al 08-25-2004 04:10 AM
:1orglaugh

pure energy 08-25-2004 04:30 AM
Ha ha ha! Really a good joke

TweetyBird 08-25-2004 04:32 AM
hehe, good one :1orglaugh

margarita 08-25-2004 04:33 AM
very old, but still good :glugglug

body 08-25-2004 04:33 AM
lol

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justfreemovies 08-25-2004 04:51 AM
that was a good one

Ms_prostock 08-25-2004 06:31 AM
thats funny...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Basic_man 08-25-2004 07:44 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by webmaster x
Fucking Funny and INGENIOUS!!!

:thumbsup
Yeah right lol :1orglaugh

Raf1 08-25-2004 08:42 AM
haha, that was a really good joke :thumbsup

Ross 08-25-2004 08:45 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Mojo Risin
One evening, Mike went over to his friend, Terry's, house to play cards with some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife. Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs wide open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise, Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said "Did you like what you saw?"
Mike said "Yes, I did!" Terry's wife said "Well, you can get more than that but it will cost you $500." So Mike thought about his financial situation and said okay. She said "Come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work." Mike said "I'll see you then." The next day Mike went over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left.

Later Terry came home and asked "Has Mike been over here today?"

Thinking she had been caught, she said "As a matter of fact, he did."

Terry said "Good, because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to borrow $500 until this evening, and he said he would leave it with you."
HAHAHAHA thats great

Lucy 08-25-2004 09:05 AM
good one:thumbsup :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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