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  • Mr. Mojo Risin
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    • Jul 2003
    • 1886

    #1

    Joke of the day!!!!!

    One evening, Mike went over to his friend, Terry's, house to play cards with some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife. Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs wide open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise, Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said "Did you like what you saw?"
    Mike said "Yes, I did!" Terry's wife said "Well, you can get more than that but it will cost you $500." So Mike thought about his financial situation and said okay. She said "Come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work." Mike said "I'll see you then." The next day Mike went over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left.

    Later Terry came home and asked "Has Mike been over here today?"

    Thinking she had been caught, she said "As a matter of fact, he did."

    Terry said "Good, because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to borrow $500 until this evening, and he said he would leave it with you."
  • AdultClickMachine
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    • Aug 2004
    • 31

    #2


    good one

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    • iFliPcEss
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      • Dec 2003
      • 3087

      #3
      funny shiett

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      • woj
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        • Jul 2002
        • 47880

        #4
        heh heh
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        • Oncle_Benny
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          • Mar 2004
          • 1595

          #5
          hahaaha

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          • CET
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            • Jul 2003
            • 2754

            #6
            That kicks ass!
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            • buddyjuf

              #7

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              • gornyhuy
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                • May 2002
                • 18041

                #8
                Nice!~

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                • MR2raymond
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                  • Jun 2004
                  • 1428

                  #9
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                  • Denis_SC
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                    • Jan 2004
                    • 2332

                    #10
                    Gonna go to borrow some $$$ from one fucker who has a nice gf ...

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                    • EviLGuY
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                      • Apr 2003
                      • 12745

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Mr. Mojo Risin
                      One evening, Mike went over to his friend, Terry's, house to play cards with some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife. Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs wide open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise, Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said "Did you like what you saw?"
                      Mike said "Yes, I did!" Terry's wife said "Well, you can get more than that but it will cost you $500." So Mike thought about his financial situation and said okay. She said "Come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work." Mike said "I'll see you then." The next day Mike went over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left.

                      Later Terry came home and asked "Has Mike been over here today?"

                      Thinking she had been caught, she said "As a matter of fact, he did."

                      Terry said "Good, because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to borrow $500 until this evening, and he said he would leave it with you."
                      LOL.. that's great.

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                      • NoCarrier
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                        • Mar 2002
                        • 16356

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Mr. Mojo Risin
                        One evening, Mike went over to his friend, Terry's, house to play cards with some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife. Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs wide open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise, Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said "Did you like what you saw?"
                        Mike said "Yes, I did!" Terry's wife said "Well, you can get more than that but it will cost you $500." So Mike thought about his financial situation and said okay. She said "Come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work." Mike said "I'll see you then." The next day Mike went over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left.

                        Later Terry came home and asked "Has Mike been over here today?"

                        Thinking she had been caught, she said "As a matter of fact, he did."

                        Terry said "Good, because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to borrow $500 until this evening, and he said he would leave it with you."
                        So what happened after? It sounds like a nice story.. I want to know the ending.. Was she honest? Did she give the 500$ back?

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                        • wdsguy
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                          • Dec 2002
                          • 19568

                          #13
                          lol nice

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                          • Manowar
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                            • Dec 2003
                            • 71528

                            #14
                            that guys got mad skills

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                            • Aquarius
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                              • May 2004
                              • 4754

                              #15

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                              • Ecstasy Glass
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                                • Mar 2004
                                • 315

                                #16
                                That is what you call game, bitches! My buddy used to house sit his buddies place in Sausalito. Bad ass house on the hill with a pool and views of San Francisco. He would meet girls at the local bar, get to bullshiting and telling them that he made some good investments when he was young and doesn't really have to work anymore. When they got to the house, he told me it was amazing how fast their panties would fall off. Funny in the morning when he's kicking 'em out telling them that he has to go dig ditches and they need to leave his rich friends home now.
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                                • webmaster x
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                                  • Mar 2004
                                  • 4400

                                  #17
                                  Fucking Funny and INGENIOUS!!!

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                                  • abyss_al
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                                    • Oct 2003
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                                    #18
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                                    • pure energy
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                                      • Apr 2004
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                                      #19
                                      Ha ha ha! Really a good joke
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                                      • TweetyBird
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                                        • Feb 2004
                                        • 8532

                                        #20
                                        hehe, good one
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                                        • margarita
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                                          • Jun 2003
                                          • 917

                                          #21
                                          very old, but still good
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                                          • body
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                                            • Oct 2002
                                            • 5017

                                            #22
                                            lol
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                                            • Naughty
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                                              • Jul 2001
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                                              #23
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                                              • justfreemovies
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                                                • Feb 2004
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                                                #24
                                                that was a good one
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                                                • Ms_prostock
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                                                  • May 2004
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                                                  #25
                                                  thats funny...

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                                                  • Basic_man
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                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                    • 27360

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by webmaster x
                                                    Fucking Funny and INGENIOUS!!!

                                                    Yeah right lol
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                                                    • Raf1
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                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 12117

                                                      #27
                                                      haha, that was a really good joke
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                                                      • Ross
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                                                        • Sep 2002
                                                        • 18874

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Mr. Mojo Risin
                                                        One evening, Mike went over to his friend, Terry's, house to play cards with some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife. Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs wide open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise, Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said "Did you like what you saw?"
                                                        Mike said "Yes, I did!" Terry's wife said "Well, you can get more than that but it will cost you $500." So Mike thought about his financial situation and said okay. She said "Come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work." Mike said "I'll see you then." The next day Mike went over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left.

                                                        Later Terry came home and asked "Has Mike been over here today?"

                                                        Thinking she had been caught, she said "As a matter of fact, he did."

                                                        Terry said "Good, because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to borrow $500 until this evening, and he said he would leave it with you."
                                                        HAHAHAHA thats great

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                                                        • Lucy
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                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                          • 3969

                                                          #29
                                                          good one

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