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TeaseEntertainments2 · 08-24-2004, 01:56 PM

How do you explain your job to your relatives and family friends who have no idea how the internet works let alone how to make money on it?

bringer · 08-24-2004, 01:58 PM

tell them you sell moodrings on ebay

JSA Matt · 08-24-2004, 01:58 PM

I sell porn on the intraweb.

Methodcash Rick · 08-24-2004, 01:59 PM

I tell them what I do..

Hell my parents worked for me for 4 years when we were located in Georgia, they didn't want to move to Nevada, so I fired them...

I paid off my Grandmothers bills from my grandfathers illness, and she knows exactly what I do..

Fuck, i'm not ashamed of what I do for a living..

Marcus Aurelius · 08-24-2004, 02:01 PM

I dont explain myself to people im related to. most of them know what I do, if they dont, I dont care what they think either way.

TeaseEntertainments2 · 08-24-2004, 02:06 PM

yeah my parents know.... but my grandparents for example, they don't even know how the internet works, and if i tried to explain what i do, they would only absorb the "porn" part of it and be dissapointed. so how shoudl i word it to them, and others?

Doctor Dre · 08-24-2004, 02:06 PM

I do pornography websites . I do not toutch / fuck the model or see him in person when they ask ...

they don't really need to know more then that

But when I don't know some1 I'l talk more about the mainstream business then porn

kush · 08-24-2004, 02:09 PM

I talk about the mainstream stuff I push.

arial · 08-24-2004, 02:11 PM

They know what I do and have learned to accept it.

WiredGuy · 08-24-2004, 02:11 PM

Search engine optimization and marketing of various internet sites. Anyone with little experience of internet will be like huh. Those who do understand will likely be baffled by some SEO terminology so I rarely talk about what I do.

WG

chase · 08-24-2004, 02:12 PM

I just say I do freelance webdesign and marketing.

I have no clue how to explain it to grandparents...in most cases, the generation gap is too wide for them to even absorb how the net works.

ronaldo · 08-24-2004, 02:14 PM

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Originally posted by arial
They know what I do and have learned to accept it.

This is funny.

On the surface people ACCEPT it.

In MOST cases, underneath, they wish they were doing what I was doing.

Sly_RJ · 08-24-2004, 02:18 PM

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Originally posted by arial
They know what I do and have learned to accept it.

You program. How hard is that too accept? Haha.

You guys crack me up. You aren't "bad ass" or "lost souls" because you have involvement in the adult entertainment industry. You're computer nerds, salesmen at best. That's all you need to tell your family and it's the dead truth.

When someone asks me what I do I say Internet marketing. That's what I do. I market products and services over the Internet. I'm not "in the porn industry". I'm not a pimp. There aren't models hanging out at my house. I don't sell pussy.

Roald · 08-24-2004, 02:21 PM

internet marketing. BUt most just know what I do.

ronaldo · 08-24-2004, 02:22 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
When someone asks me what I do I say Internet marketing. That's what I do. I market products and services over the Internet. I'm not "in the porn industry". I'm not a pimp. There aren't models hanging out at my house. I don't sell pussy.

Excellent post

People will say I'm in the porn industry and I just laugh.

Like you said, I'm an internet marketer plain and simple. I just happen to market porn.

Anyone that does what I do and says they're in the porn industry are making a feeble attempt at being self-important.

EZRhino · 08-24-2004, 02:24 PM

I boar the the shit out of them with technical babal and they never ask again.

PowerCum · 08-24-2004, 02:27 PM

Why do you care about what will say others? I tell them I run porn sites and I'm very proud of it. They can think one thing or another... but for shure they visit my sites after that

nofx · 08-24-2004, 02:30 PM

just tell them that you sell a product that millions of teens whack off to daily

TeaseEntertainments2 · 08-24-2004, 02:32 PM

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Originally posted by EZRhino
I boar the the shit out of them with technical babal and they never ask again.

HAHHAA I'm gonna try that one lol

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Methodcash Rick Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,720	I tell them what I do.. Hell my parents worked for me for 4 years when we were located in Georgia, they didn't want to move to Nevada, so I fired them... I paid off my Grandmothers bills from my grandfathers illness, and she knows exactly what I do.. Fuck, i'm not ashamed of what I do for a living..

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Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	I dont explain myself to people im related to. most of them know what I do, if they dont, I dont care what they think either way.

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TeaseEntertainments2 Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,492	yeah my parents know.... but my grandparents for example, they don't even know how the internet works, and if i tried to explain what i do, they would only absorb the "porn" part of it and be dissapointed. so how shoudl i word it to them, and others?

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kush Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,382	I talk about the mainstream stuff I push.

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arial Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bay Area Posts: 4,012	They know what I do and have learned to accept it.

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EZRhino Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: couch Posts: 6,258	I boar the the shit out of them with technical babal and they never ask again.

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