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it's a nice age despite of what kids say. Have a happy birthday :glugglug
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http://perso.chello.fr/users/c/cbethelot/aubade.jpg Original idea come from http://www.aubade.com/lecons/uk/ |
Keep the drunk upright Its in dutch so you gotta figure out the controls :1orglaugh
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how did the blonde get lipstick on the steering wheel?
she tried to blow the horn |
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Couple of my fav flash cartoons (from the guys at southpark)
http://www.atypical.net/mm/princess/...Episode_01.swf http://www.atypical.net/mm/princess/...Episode_02.swf And of course the classic japanese panties commercial http://www.kontraband.com/show/show....EXTID=0&PREVID Happy B-day man :thumbsup |
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Only a couple days left! :thumbsup
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Fried Eggs
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once.TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn > > them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to > > salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving with you in the car." |
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I was a little pissed at some people when I made this one...
Not so much now, but I still like it ;) http://gothvirgin.com/images/gfy/shutbrad.gif Can you find Juicy? :1orglaugh Wasn't PO'd at him but he was the perfect moth... |
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A good (old?) video : http://perso.chello.fr/users/c/cbeth...ixReloaded.asf
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More funny stuff please! This thread kept me busy for hours last night :1orglaugh
Lots of hilarious stuff in here. |
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A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child. The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child. So the jury asks the woman first. She says, "Well I carried this child around in my stomach for nine months and I had to go through a painful birth process, this is my child and apart of me."
The jury is impressed and then turns to ask the man the same question. The man replies, "OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out, now tell me who does the drink belong to me or the machine" |
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now."
He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light? Now? Does it look like I have a G.E. logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so." "Well, then could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right." To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so." "Fine," she says, "Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about to break." I'm not a damn carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps," he says. "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so. I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!" So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple hours. He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home and help out. As he walks into the house, he notices the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working. As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed. "Honey, how'd this all get fixed?" She said, "Well, when you left, I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either sleep with him or bake him a cake." He said, "So, what kind of cake did you bake him?" She replied, "Hellooooo... Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead?" |
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Well, Happy Belated B-day mate.
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:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
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happy Bday Acid! you rock dude :thumbsup
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This thread is going straight to my bookmarks
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I know it's an oldie but I really love this one:
http://malisi.de/Herby'sHome/junk_tr...rses/bombe.jpg |
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