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happy birthday. its my brothers b-day today too, we'll be getting drunk as hell tonight! Cheers :glugglug
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A professor teaching medicine at the university was tutoring a class on 'Observation'. He took out a jar of yellow-colored liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant to color, smell, sight, and taste."
After saying this, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched on in amazement, most, in disgust. But being the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped one finger into the jar and then put it into their mouth. After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my 2nd finger into the jar and my 3rd finger into my mouth." Lesson learned! |
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Hungry pooch
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Haha, don't know why, but this made me laugh really hard! |
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this has made me laugh most recently enjoy:) Happy bday :thumbsup |
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Happy Birthday :thumbsup |
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A milk cow died and the farmer was looking for another. His farm was on the western border of Illinois and he found a cow for sale over in Iowa. He drives over and buys the cow.
Next morning he goes out to milk the cow but every time he reaches down and takes hold of the tits to milk her, the cow lets a big fart. After a number of times that this happens he gets the neighbor over and asks him to milk the cow. Sure enough the cow farts every time he touches her tits. The neighbor stands up and says, "This cow is from Iowa isn't it?" The owner of the cow asks how he knows that? The neighbor says, "My wife is from Iowa." |
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do not play video games but have a great birthday..ahh to be 30 again!
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watch them 1 by 1:
1. http://www.rathergood.com/bunny_too_tight/ 2. http://www.rathergood.com/holding/ 3. http://www.rathergood.com/mickey/ |
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Was saving this one for Christmas but what the hell....
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