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NiTe-HaWk · 08-24-2004, 11:04 AM

This is hilarious.

camzer0 · 08-24-2004, 11:10 AM

I now have a foundation for my career thanks to one person in particular. If you doubt my credibity please review the following thread:

http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.p...adid=345721&s=

God bless me + GFY

ChandieGirl · 08-24-2004, 11:30 AM

"I will make my own GFY Tanktop and wear it to support my newfound family to show how much I care about you. If anyone else will be attending please don't release yourself on me.

I LOVE you all. I am already ::excited::"

OMG

Jace · 08-24-2004, 11:33 AM

omg, whoever is behind this thread is really going the distance and deserves some sort of award...fucking brilliant

i am laughing out loud...literally...

sherie · 08-24-2004, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mdcq
Nah I made it yesterday for a thread somebody started about orange juice pulp. I just been using it everywhere because I love OJ's face in that pic.

Phew! LOL it's great!! I was expecting the regular "English mutherfucker, do you SPEAK it" then BLAMO! It's great!

eGawd · 08-24-2004, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by camzer0
I now have a foundation for my career thanks to one person in particular. If you doubt my credibity please review the following thread:

http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.p...adid=345721&s=

God bless me + GFY

Quote:

Originally posted by camzer0
Thank you legendary ytcracker. I did not want to bring my skills into this topic because I was worried that other webmasters would phear me but now that I see you support me then I don't think anyone would care to bring me down, thank you.

Ytcracker has tapped into my true goal in life and that is to have a hackersex porn niche. If you don't know about my past, listen to his song.

Some of my ideas include "giving my *root* to a females insecure p[ass]word.", or "releasing my exploit on a females face forum."

I have many more ideas but if any of you decide to use them please include me in the films. Eventually I can imagine myself becoming a director.

Oh Lord what do we have on our hands. Brilliant!

ytcracker · 08-24-2004, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eGawd
Oh Lord what do we have on our hands. Brilliant!

cam0 is a riot

JustinF · 08-24-2004, 12:11 PM

A hackersex porn niche? WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT

Baal · 08-24-2004, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by camzer0
I now have a foundation for my career thanks to one person in particular. If you doubt my credibity please review the following thread:

http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.p...adid=345721&s=

God bless me + GFY

Looks like this character has been legitificationalized

hydro · 09-20-2004, 11:52 PM

cam0 if you see this contact me. i have some work for you (non fucking/adult) but still high paying.

cali_22 · 09-20-2004, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by camzer0
Hi I have been interested in being an adult start since I was a young child. I am now an adult and can MAKE YOU RICH.

I don't have a large penis or anything but I do have lots of energy and can list hours upon end. I can get with several girls at once no need to have just one.

I don't like men(a lot) so please stick to women. I will work for cheap.

I will MAKE YOU FAMOUS. Anyone interested PM me or comment and I will contact you.

I can only offer myself to the first companies who contact me because I want to start of exclusive. You can even register a domain for just me.

You will like me when you get to know me and my body.

hahahahhaa

PornGeneral · 09-21-2004, 12:24 AM

Damn, though he posted again... This thread was a classic...

Kicker · 09-21-2004, 03:07 AM

Nice one

hydro · 10-05-2004, 12:25 PM

bump, contact me cam0

liquidblue33 · 10-05-2004, 12:42 PM

You are a total fucking retard.

Basic_man · 10-05-2004, 12:43 PM

The monkey is back ? :D

pxxx · 10-05-2004, 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
Juicy?

This whole thing has his smell all over it.

Manowar · 10-05-2004, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Basic_man
The monkey is back ? :D

nope, just got bumped.

slickcashlisa · 10-05-2004, 12:56 PM

I am in love with this thread.......Amazing, frickin hillarious

Bugbee · 10-05-2004, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Oh shit. I just about toasted another keyboard. Should of known better than read further and take a drink.

So you scored high in anatomy, thats perfect. At least we know you will not try to belly button fuck them.

Ok I shall take the bait and bite the bullet to ask. Just how endowed are you?

OMFG this is the best thread I have seen pretty much ummmm EVER. Please forward this to anyone who needs a real good laugh.

BTW does your mommy know you are hitting the pipe camzer0

Lucy · 10-05-2004, 01:02 PM

oh my god, it has to be fake nick, it just brings tears to my eyes, I am trying to find some words but just can't....,it makes me laugh so hard

Strife · 10-05-2004, 01:03 PM

funniest post in awhile

baddog · 10-05-2004, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by camzer0
they only want me to pose nude and not do hardcore shoots(my specialty).

How can it be your speciallty if no one has hired you to do it?

baddog · 10-05-2004, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by camzer0
I am overwhelmed with the replies I have received on the board. My name is Cameron not Aaron though. If Aaron is a pornstar I can be a stunt double in any sort of scene that he can't properly perform.

Please someone help me find a job. I am even considering gay4pay if this doesn't work out.

I love you all and I don't want our friendship to get ruined by anyone.

I took a fresh picture this morning. I didn't shower so don't mind my hair. (To be honest I think it would be a good pose for a video)

hova · 10-05-2004, 01:21 PM

damn this thread is funny!

GigaChris · 10-05-2004, 01:23 PM

can you say Lawrence Conner part 2

Rinaldo · 10-05-2004, 01:31 PM

This is the funniest thing I've ever read on this board
how come no one is sending this to other people to read?

Skidoo · 10-05-2004, 01:31 PM

ytcracker · 10-05-2004, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pxxx
This whole thing has his smell all over it.

nah

cam0 is a real person

TheMob · 10-27-2004, 08:46 AM

bump, because i thought it was funny

Thurbs · 10-27-2004, 08:58 AM

if only it was that easy ;)

eGawd · 02-20-2005, 02:37 AM

This is a crazy thread.

ytcracker · 02-20-2005, 02:39 AM

Lol Thread

ytcracker · 02-20-2005, 02:40 AM

stc is the greatest

slipkid · 02-20-2005, 03:43 AM

OK. We'll give you a tryout. Sign up for a free model profile on modelgig.com and we'll contact you.

Prove yourself !

hova · 02-20-2005, 03:54 AM

another character, 90% of GFY is character

Prof.Dr. Den · 02-20-2005, 04:23 AM

damn right, fuck it.

hydro · 09-15-2005, 04:44 PM

bump for the paris hilton hacker.

sniperwolf · 09-15-2005, 06:32 PM

this thread needs some pics..lol

08-24-2004, 11:04 AM	#101
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08-24-2004, 11:10 AM	#102
camzer0 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 12	I now have a foundation for my career thanks to one person in particular. If you doubt my credibity please review the following thread: http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.p...adid=345721&s= God bless me + GFY __________________ Hire me

08-24-2004, 11:30 AM	#103
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09-21-2004, 12:24 AM	#112
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09-21-2004, 03:07 AM	#113
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08-24-2004, 11:33 AM	#104
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08-24-2004, 12:11 PM	#108
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09-20-2004, 11:52 PM	#110
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10-05-2004, 12:25 PM	#114
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10-05-2004, 12:42 PM	#115
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10-05-2004, 12:43 PM	#116
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10-05-2004, 12:56 PM	#119
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10-05-2004, 01:02 PM	#121
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10-05-2004, 01:03 PM	#122
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10-05-2004, 01:21 PM	#125
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10-05-2004, 01:23 PM	#126
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10-05-2004, 01:31 PM	#127
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10-05-2004, 01:31 PM	#128
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10-27-2004, 08:46 AM	#130
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10-27-2004, 08:58 AM	#131
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02-20-2005, 02:37 AM	#132
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02-20-2005, 02:39 AM	#133
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02-20-2005, 02:40 AM	#134
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02-20-2005, 03:43 AM	#135
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02-20-2005, 03:54 AM	#136
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02-20-2005, 04:23 AM	#137
Prof.Dr. Den Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: .de Posts: 442	damn right, fuck it.

09-15-2005, 04:44 PM	#138
hydro Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Dirty 3rd Posts: 4,216	bump for the paris hilton hacker.

09-15-2005, 06:32 PM	#139
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