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Fake Nick · 08-24-2004, 01:28 AM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent

and fuck it, why argue, he is funny at least.

cant argue with that

Morgan · 08-24-2004, 01:28 AM

bone's lil bro got a new puter!!

chodadog · 08-24-2004, 01:30 AM

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Originally posted by camzer0

He comes fully equipped with his own dirty sanchez. Awesome.

Danny Dukes · 08-24-2004, 01:30 AM

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Originally posted by boneprone
Dude.. Its gotta be Aaron M 15 years ago.

I swear to god. Look at the stare down..

Bro I think your right, I would have never thought that in a million years!

Jimmy Lifestyles · 08-24-2004, 01:35 AM

This is some grade A shit here yo!

Preacher · 08-24-2004, 01:47 AM

hm... I really hope this is a joke

nofx · 08-24-2004, 01:50 AM

yea you look pretty cornfed, good luck in the adult biz ya slut

reynold · 08-24-2004, 01:52 AM

is he for real?

Tat2Jr · 08-24-2004, 01:58 AM

Damn, the best part is that thin little highschool mustache he sportin' I'm sure the ladies are gonna love it.

boneprone · 08-24-2004, 02:02 AM

The BP4L is back.

08-24-2004, 02:36 AM

ldinternet · 08-24-2004, 02:38 AM

kak_azn strikes again.

Satisfaction · 08-24-2004, 02:50 AM

rofl i cant stop laughing.. your a funny guy...

beemk · 08-24-2004, 02:53 AM

dirk diggler

Ross · 08-24-2004, 03:02 AM

Oh man this is amazing.

AVM · 08-24-2004, 03:59 AM

camzer0 · 08-24-2004, 06:09 AM

I am overwhelmed with the replies I have received on the board. My name is Cameron not Aaron though. If Aaron is a pornstar I can be a stunt double in any sort of scene that he can't properly perform.

Please someone help me find a job. I am even considering gay4pay if this doesn't work out.

I love you all and I don't want our friendship to get ruined by anyone.

I took a fresh picture this morning. I didn't shower so don't mind my hair. (To be honest I think it would be a good pose for a video)

cortezzz · 08-24-2004, 06:11 AM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy
Juicy?

Reak · 08-24-2004, 06:12 AM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy
Juicy?

Any troll can do this

TweetyBird · 08-24-2004, 06:42 AM

omg

lol

Roald · 08-24-2004, 06:48 AM

Best joke of the month! Period!

strobi · 08-24-2004, 07:05 AM

OMG is this for real???

ProjectPat · 08-24-2004, 07:07 AM

cam0 rofl

he isnt a surfer, he's actually a very skilled computer genius

belive it or not

<3 pad

Floridiot · 08-24-2004, 07:07 AM

hey 1984 called they want their camaro cut back

Jace · 08-24-2004, 07:12 AM

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Originally posted by camzer0
Hi I have been interested in being an adult start since I was a young child.

wow, that is so cool...i too have been interested in being an adult since I was younger

being an adult is so cool huh?

Jace · 08-24-2004, 07:13 AM

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Originally posted by camzer0
If Aaron is a pornstar I can be a stunt double in any sort of scene that he can't properly perform.

holy shit...this just makes me want to start gfyquotes.com even more now

etech · 08-24-2004, 07:40 AM

You look 16

wyldblyss · 08-24-2004, 07:41 AM

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Originally posted by camzer0
I am overwhelmed with the replies I have received on the board. My name is Cameron not Aaron though. If Aaron is a pornstar I can be a stunt double in any sort of scene that he can't properly perform.

Please someone help me find a job. I am even considering gay4pay if this doesn't work out.

I love you all and I don't want our friendship to get ruined by anyone.

I took a fresh picture this morning. I didn't shower so don't mind my hair. (To be honest I think it would be a good pose for a video)

Well honey, in this business if you want the job you have to show the goods. We aren't about to fly you down for a shoot to find out you don't have what we are looking for under all of those clothes so we are going to need to see a pic of you naked. Don't be shy, all pornstars (or future pornstars) will drop their pants anytime/anyplace.

Also, experience....we need to know some specifics. How long can you last before you cum? 2 minutes? 5 minutes 30 minutes?

Shyness: Performing and pleasing a woman when there is just the 2 of you in the dark is one thing but could you do it on a shoot? That means can you perform while 5 or 10 people are watching? Can you perform while being distracted....like a cameraman getting up close and personal between your legs while you drill a girl? If you want to test yourself we suggest you get all your friends to come over to your house, gather around you in a circle....then you get naked and masturbate in front of them, get some of that moaning in...some of the "oh yeah baby that feels good" kind of stuff...and if you can keep it up and accomplish the task with an audience like that you have potential

Preferences: You say you would rather not do guys...what about mature woman in the 50 to 60 year old range? Can you do BBW's of any age? What about trannys? (they are sort of half-girl anyways)

Give us the specifics, the nitty gritty details on previous sexual experience, size, preferences, if you have done the "masturbation" test and post those naked pics!

etech · 08-24-2004, 07:41 AM

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Originally posted by camzer0
I am overwhelmed with the replies I have received on the board. My name is Cameron not Aaron though. If Aaron is a pornstar I can be a stunt double in any sort of scene that he can't properly perform.

Please someone help me find a job. I am even considering gay4pay if this doesn't work out.

I love you all and I don't want our friendship to get ruined by anyone.

I took a fresh picture this morning. I didn't shower so don't mind my hair. (To be honest I think it would be a good pose for a video)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

TheLegacy · 08-24-2004, 07:43 AM

I think this is how lawrence connor started

unless your prepared to do gay porn, you simply arent going to make it- way too many guys out there that have a better shot at this.. but dont take my advice

jacked · 08-24-2004, 07:47 AM

eGawd · 08-24-2004, 08:22 AM

This would be a GFY new greatest if we get this guy in a video.

sherie · 08-24-2004, 08:31 AM

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Originally posted by mdcq
wheres oj when you need him....

OMFG! I don't know what rock I have been living under, but I have never ever seen this before LMFAO

mardigras · 08-24-2004, 08:48 AM

You guys should be ashamed of yourself. This is a help board... Dude with a dream needs an agent. May I suggest Lawrence Connor? He has a couple of chicks that can help "break you in" the biz.

Marcus Aurelius · 08-24-2004, 08:52 AM

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Originally posted by sherie
OMFG! I don't know what rock I have been living under, but I have never ever seen this before LMFAO

Nah I made it yesterday for a thread somebody started about orange juice pulp. I just been using it everywhere because I love OJ's face in that pic.

Jimatcohf · 08-24-2004, 08:58 AM

ill hire the guy we always need guys to cum on chicks faces

arachnO · 08-24-2004, 09:08 AM

I think it's a joke

C-Bass · 08-24-2004, 10:40 AM

i think the same faith as Lawrence Conner is inline for this guy

Basic_man · 08-24-2004, 10:43 AM

Rofl ! You will never get a job in this bizz!

Minte · 08-24-2004, 10:45 AM

Who needs sitcoms when you have GFY... everyday..i get my daily chuckle here

webgurl · 08-24-2004, 10:47 AM

this thread makes me

really hard

magnatique · 08-24-2004, 10:47 AM

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Originally posted by More Booze
oh man
"camzer0" is a fakenick for sure

that's fuckin true lol... same type of mustache too ;)

Nightnday · 08-24-2004, 10:48 AM

I'm about to hire one or .........!

IF you where a girl, I'll hiere you for the next "Scandinavian get to gether!

Sorry, get some one who wonna pay for that!!

camzer0 · 08-24-2004, 10:50 AM

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Originally posted by Jimatcohf
ill hire the guy we always need guys to cum on chicks faces

Finally, an offer I am interested in! I will need to jump the gun on "Getting busy" with your lady(s) because I can outlast the rest of your posse if you don't mind me informing.

I will make my own GFY Tanktop and wear it to support my newfound family to show how much I care about you. If anyone else will be attending please don't release yourself on me.

I LOVE you all. I am already ::excited::

Doctor Dre · 08-24-2004, 10:51 AM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Ways to spot a fake play around nickname.
1. They always know how to embed images with no problem, while many people here can not even accomplish that on first attempt.
2. They seem to know and understand vbcode. Notice many will have a perfect sig. Instead of blank or html jibberish.
3. Using target high pull words in thread title [PIC] and upper case letters on other keywords, then proceeds to speak gibberish in post.

So fucking true ...

Doctor Dre · 08-24-2004, 10:52 AM

But that thread gotta be a fucking joke . I really wonder who's behind this :P

Trixxxia · 08-24-2004, 10:57 AM

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Originally posted by boneprone
Dude.. Its gotta be Aaron M 15 years ago.

I swear to god. Look at the stare down..

I'm so glad you said that! That's the first thing that came to mind with the first pics.

ytcracker · 08-24-2004, 10:58 AM

i fucking love it

enter » · 08-24-2004, 10:58 AM

god bless gfy

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