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Old 08-24-2004, 02:21 PM   #1
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I'm wearing a penis stretcher right now

Sitting here naked, typing on GFY and wearing a penis stretcher. Does life get any better?

(You're jealous, I know. Get one at- www.sizegenetics.com)
Fatty payouts too.
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Old 08-24-2004, 02:26 PM   #2
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you must feel proud

I just got laid, if it makes you feel any better
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Old 08-24-2004, 02:29 PM   #3
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well man to have told gfy that i really hope it works
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Old 08-24-2004, 02:34 PM   #4
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you must feel proud

I just got laid, if it makes you feel any better
i do and i'm proud of you too
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Old 08-24-2004, 02:37 PM   #5
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scott you little bitch get back to work... and stop ripping off the stock...
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Old 08-24-2004, 02:39 PM   #6
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scott you little bitch get back to work... and stop ripping off the stock...
i can't put it back, my penis already touched it
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Old 08-24-2004, 02:39 PM   #7
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Old 08-24-2004, 02:40 PM   #8
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i can't put it back, my penis already touched it
anyone with working experience at mcdonalds will tell you otherwise.
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Old 08-24-2004, 02:45 PM   #9
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jeez, i feel sorry for you if you have to use one of them.
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Old 08-24-2004, 02:46 PM   #10
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goddamn those things are rediculously priced for being a peice of rubber, aliminum tubes and some fucking plastic. I could be hung like a fucking gerbil and still wouldnt be able to bring myself to spend $300 on 96 cents worth of material.
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Old 08-24-2004, 02:46 PM   #11
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anyone with working experience at mcdonalds will tell you otherwise.
good point, back it goes into the box. My penis was hopeless anyway
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Old 08-24-2004, 02:49 PM   #12
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*takes my ten-foot pole and steps back out of this thread*
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Old 08-24-2004, 02:49 PM   #13
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goddamn those things are rediculously priced for being a peice of rubber, aliminum tubes and some fucking plastic. I could be hung like a fucking gerbil and still wouldnt be able to bring myself to spend $300 on 96 cents worth of material.
They are insanely expensive, but oddly enough it doesn't stop people from buying them though - LOTS of people.
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Old 08-24-2004, 02:51 PM   #14
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goddamn those things are rediculously priced for being a peice of rubber, aliminum tubes and some fucking plastic. I could be hung like a fucking gerbil and still wouldnt be able to bring myself to spend $300 on 96 cents worth of material.
hehe im sure all of us WISH it only cost 96 cents to manufactor this product.

ALot more than people realize
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Old 08-24-2004, 02:53 PM   #15
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no doubt - we offer $150 bucks to affiliates for each sale and with the cost of the actual product, its really pitiful what we end up making. Affiliates are the ones who make out well on these things
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Old 08-24-2004, 02:56 PM   #16
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Old 08-24-2004, 02:59 PM   #17
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no doubt - we offer $150 bucks to affiliates for each sale and with the cost of the actual product, its really pitiful what we end up making. Affiliates are the ones who make out well on these things


you tell me thoses things cost 100 $ to make ?
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Old 08-24-2004, 03:12 PM   #18
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you tell me thoses things cost 100 $ to make ?
pretty close man, you'd be suprised
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Old 08-24-2004, 03:19 PM   #19
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you tell me thoses things cost 100 $ to make ?
you have to remember too that we include two bottles of prosolutions pills, a bottle of volumepills and a site membership too. so our cost is a tiny bit higher
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Old 08-24-2004, 03:32 PM   #20
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i can't put it back, my penis already touched it
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Old 08-24-2004, 06:04 PM   #21
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How long before a picture of juicy sporting an extender shows up?
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Old 08-24-2004, 06:37 PM   #22
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Scott,

Nice spam for your program, but even there I will not admit that I
need the extender for the sake of spamming a thread with it I will quietly use it but not tell anybody the small name recognition it could get from webmasters is not worth to have everybody make jokes on the size of my dick
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Old 08-24-2004, 06:50 PM   #23
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you have to remember too that we include two bottles of prosolutions pills, a bottle of volumepills and a site membership too. so our cost is a tiny bit higher
So it costs you around $100 to repackage 3 bottles of vitamine/mineral pills, produce something that doesn't differ all that much from a $5 catapult at the local toy store, and pay for a surfer's access to a penis enlargement site?

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Old 08-24-2004, 06:56 PM   #24
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Sitting here naked, typing on GFY and wearing a penis stretcher. Does life get any better?

(You're jealous, I know. Get one at- www.sizegenetics.com)
Fatty payouts too.
Pics?
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Old 08-24-2004, 07:01 PM   #25
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Pics?
Ladies first???

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Old 08-24-2004, 07:07 PM   #26
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How 'bout no pics.
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How 'bout no pics.
Aww, you're no fun!
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Old 08-24-2004, 07:16 PM   #28
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So it costs you around $100 to repackage 3 bottles of ...

it's hard to believe, but it adds up. Order some stretchers and see how much they cost. We're not making near as much as affiliates who promote this program. Not even close.
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hey nikki, the penis in the stretcher isn't exaclty a flattering site.
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Old 08-24-2004, 07:23 PM   #30
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hey nikki, the penis in the stretcher isn't exaclty a flattering site.
It's not you in the pictures is it??
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It's not you in the pictures is it??
are the pictures you're referring to of a HUGE cock? yeah - must be mine
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are the pictures you're referring to of a HUGE cock? yeah - must be mine
Then why the hell would you be wearing the extender??


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Old 08-24-2004, 07:34 PM   #33
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Then why the hell would you be wearing the extender??


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ensuring i stay on top
Of whom?

(This is fun! BTW...where the hell did you run off to after the bellyflop?! I wanted to do dinner, dammit! )
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You always trying to get a larger shaft with every new product
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If this is any at all true why the fuck would you tell GFY.
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Old 08-24-2004, 09:50 PM   #38
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SHow me something to make my boobs bigger and I'll promote that!!!

I'll even buy 1.
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unless these are being made by hand you guys are using all the wrong sources if your paying around $100 for each one of these
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