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ScottMN 08-24-2004 02:21 PM

I'm wearing a penis stretcher right now
 
Sitting here naked, typing on GFY and wearing a penis stretcher. Does life get any better?

(You're jealous, I know. Get one at- www.sizegenetics.com)
Fatty payouts too.

alexg 08-24-2004 02:26 PM

you must feel proud

I just got laid, if it makes you feel any better:winkwink:

Screaming 08-24-2004 02:29 PM

well man to have told gfy that i really hope it works

ScottMN 08-24-2004 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by alexg
you must feel proud

I just got laid, if it makes you feel any better:winkwink:

i do and i'm proud of you too:thumbsup

mensniche 08-24-2004 02:37 PM

scott you little bitch get back to work... and stop ripping off the stock... :mad:

ScottMN 08-24-2004 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mensniche
scott you little bitch get back to work... and stop ripping off the stock... :mad:
i can't put it back, my penis already touched it:)

MickeyG 08-24-2004 02:39 PM

thanks for sharing :thumbsup

JustinF 08-24-2004 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ScottMN
i can't put it back, my penis already touched it:)
anyone with working experience at mcdonalds will tell you otherwise.

nofx 08-24-2004 02:45 PM

jeez, i feel sorry for you if you have to use one of them.

Evil1 08-24-2004 02:46 PM

goddamn those things are rediculously priced for being a peice of rubber, aliminum tubes and some fucking plastic. I could be hung like a fucking gerbil and still wouldnt be able to bring myself to spend $300 on 96 cents worth of material.

ScottMN 08-24-2004 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JustinF
anyone with working experience at mcdonalds will tell you otherwise.
good point, back it goes into the box. My penis was hopeless anyway

Tala 08-24-2004 02:49 PM

*takes my ten-foot pole and steps back out of this thread*

ScottMN 08-24-2004 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evil1
goddamn those things are rediculously priced for being a peice of rubber, aliminum tubes and some fucking plastic. I could be hung like a fucking gerbil and still wouldnt be able to bring myself to spend $300 on 96 cents worth of material.
They are insanely expensive, but oddly enough it doesn't stop people from buying them though - LOTS of people.

Chris 08-24-2004 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evil1
goddamn those things are rediculously priced for being a peice of rubber, aliminum tubes and some fucking plastic. I could be hung like a fucking gerbil and still wouldnt be able to bring myself to spend $300 on 96 cents worth of material.
hehe im sure all of us WISH it only cost 96 cents to manufactor this product.

ALot more than people realize

ScottMN 08-24-2004 02:53 PM

no doubt - we offer $150 bucks to affiliates for each sale and with the cost of the actual product, its really pitiful what we end up making. Affiliates are the ones who make out well on these things

Ar3s 08-24-2004 02:56 PM

:helpme

Doctor Dre 08-24-2004 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ScottMN
no doubt - we offer $150 bucks to affiliates for each sale and with the cost of the actual product, its really pitiful what we end up making. Affiliates are the ones who make out well on these things
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

you tell me thoses things cost 100 $ to make ?

ScottMN 08-24-2004 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

you tell me thoses things cost 100 $ to make ?

pretty close man, you'd be suprised

ScottMN 08-24-2004 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

you tell me thoses things cost 100 $ to make ?

you have to remember too that we include two bottles of prosolutions pills, a bottle of volumepills and a site membership too. so our cost is a tiny bit higher

TweetyBird 08-24-2004 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ScottMN
i can't put it back, my penis already touched it:)
omg :helpme
lol :Graucho

BruceM 08-24-2004 06:04 PM

How long before a picture of juicy sporting an extender shows up? :1orglaugh

exitmoney 08-24-2004 06:37 PM

Scott,

Nice spam for your program, but even there I will not admit that I
need the extender for the sake of spamming a thread with it :) I will quietly use it but not tell anybody the small name recognition it could get from webmasters is not worth to have everybody make jokes on the size of my dick :)

Libertine 08-24-2004 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ScottMN
you have to remember too that we include two bottles of prosolutions pills, a bottle of volumepills and a site membership too. so our cost is a tiny bit higher
So it costs you around $100 to repackage 3 bottles of vitamine/mineral pills, produce something that doesn't differ all that much from a $5 catapult at the local toy store, and pay for a surfer's access to a penis enlargement site?

:glugglug

NikkiNevada 08-24-2004 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ScottMN
Sitting here naked, typing on GFY and wearing a penis stretcher. Does life get any better?

(You're jealous, I know. Get one at- www.sizegenetics.com)
Fatty payouts too.

Pics? :Graucho

tranza 08-24-2004 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NikkiNevada
Pics? :Graucho
Ladies first???

:Graucho

CybermedAndy 08-24-2004 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NikkiNevada
Pics? :Graucho
How 'bout no pics.

NikkiNevada 08-24-2004 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by andykidd
How 'bout no pics.
Aww, you're no fun! :winkwink:

ScottMN 08-24-2004 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld
So it costs you around $100 to repackage 3 bottles of ...

:glugglug

it's hard to believe, but it adds up. Order some stretchers and see how much they cost. We're not making near as much as affiliates who promote this program. Not even close.

ScottMN 08-24-2004 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NikkiNevada
Pics? :Graucho
hey nikki, the penis in the stretcher isn't exaclty a flattering site. :)

Tala 08-24-2004 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ScottMN
hey nikki, the penis in the stretcher isn't exaclty a flattering site. :)
It's not you in the pictures is it??:helpme

ScottMN 08-24-2004 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
It's not you in the pictures is it??:helpme
are the pictures you're referring to of a HUGE cock? yeah - must be mine

Tala 08-24-2004 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ScottMN
are the pictures you're referring to of a HUGE cock? yeah - must be mine
Then why the hell would you be wearing the extender??


:Graucho

ScottMN 08-24-2004 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
Then why the hell would you be wearing the extender??


:Graucho

ensuring i stay on top :thumbsup

Tala 08-24-2004 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ScottMN
ensuring i stay on top :thumbsup
Of whom?

(This is fun! BTW...where the hell did you run off to after the bellyflop?! I wanted to do dinner, dammit! :( )

sextoyking 08-24-2004 07:57 PM

Octav,

don't be shy just because your pee pee is small, it's all good man :)

-----------

Scott,

You always trying to get a larger shaft with every new product:)

pure energy 08-24-2004 08:33 PM

Thanks for the courage

fr8 08-24-2004 08:53 PM

If this is any at all true why the fuck would you tell GFY.

squeezeboobs 08-24-2004 09:50 PM

SHow me something to make my boobs bigger and I'll promote that!!!

I'll even buy 1. :1orglaugh

hydro 08-24-2004 09:54 PM

unless these are being made by hand you guys are using all the wrong sources if your paying around $100 for each one of these


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