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Old 08-23-2004, 02:07 PM   #1
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hows that REALITY

Pizza guy knocks on the door, theres already a cameraman inside, he sticks his dick through a pizzabox, the woman goes "yey" and drops to her knees. Thats not bloody reality, i cant bring myself to even try and advertise that, i mean you would have to be retarded to even be able to, for one second, believe that is real.

Same with the hitchhiker one, girls waiting for the bus, dodgy car pulls up, says get in, girl gets in, girl strips and fucks.

WHAT!

Surely you can do better realitycash!

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Old 08-23-2004, 02:08 PM   #2
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hater.

ban this fuck
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Old 08-23-2004, 02:08 PM   #3
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well yeah but lens is like, a millionaire, and your not. maybe his reality is different. I mean it does say, lensmans version of reality.
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Old 08-23-2004, 02:12 PM   #4
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o did i forget to say, im osama bin ladens son, so im loaded. Im going to sue this lensmans character, ive spent $580,000 on pizzas and not once has the hunky pizza guy brought me a sausage pizza

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Old 08-23-2004, 02:12 PM   #5
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Pizza guy knocks on the door, theres already a cameraman inside, he sticks his dick through a pizzabox, the woman goes "yey" and drops to her knees. Thats not bloody reality, i cant bring myself to even try and advertise that, i mean you would have to be retarded to even be able to, for one second, believe that is real.

Same with the hitchhiker one, girls waiting for the bus, dodgy car pulls up, says get in, girl gets in, girl strips and fucks.

WHAT!

Surely you can do better realitycash!

Evan
yeah, I prefer your reality
search the internet for twink porn, find twink porn, pull down your pants, get out the lotion and kleenex and masturbate into a garbage can, clean off, repeat
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Old 08-23-2004, 02:14 PM   #6
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o did i forget to say, im osama bin ladens son, so im loaded. Im going to sue this lensmans character, ive spent $580,000 on pizzas and not once has the hunky pizza guy brought me a sausage pizza

Evan
good to know those funds are being well spent on site development.

http://www.quickfreeporn.co.uk/
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Old 08-23-2004, 02:14 PM   #7
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ah ha, now i know who that was peeking through my window the other night, expect the police in 3-2-1. Im sure it sounded funny in your head m8 but honestly, it wasnt.
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Old 08-23-2004, 02:16 PM   #8
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good to know those funds are being well spent on site development.

http://www.quickfreeporn.co.uk/
dont be a noob hater
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Old 08-23-2004, 02:16 PM   #9
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o did i forget to say, im osama bin ladens son, so im loaded. Im going to sue this lensmans character, ive spent $580,000 on pizzas and not once has the hunky pizza guy brought me a sausage pizza

Evan
that made me smile, thnx
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Old 08-23-2004, 02:17 PM   #10
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not a good idea dude , Lensman's sites own
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Old 08-23-2004, 02:18 PM   #11
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glad to be of assistance, could you tell me how the hell im meant to make money of this business, ive made $100 on cecash from their email thing, but i have no chat rooms left to spam (ive been banned). How else can i promote and what the hell is 5227 or whatever :D

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Old 08-23-2004, 02:20 PM   #12
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glad to be of assistance, could you tell me how the hell im meant to make money of this business, ive made $100 on cecash from their email thing, but i have no chat rooms left to spam (ive been banned). How else can i promote and what the hell is 5227 or whatever :D

Evan

okay, now its just blatantly obvious, whos character is this!?
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Old 08-23-2004, 02:20 PM   #13
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not a good idea dude , Lensman's sites own
Yeah but come on, you would have to be retarded to be able to jerk off with that crap running

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Old 08-23-2004, 02:21 PM   #14
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Both of those sites are selling better than 1:200 for me on MGP traffic.

Cash in my pocket is real enough for me.
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Old 08-23-2004, 02:23 PM   #15
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I agree this kind of reality don't have nothing on bangbus but it still converts ...
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Old 08-23-2004, 02:24 PM   #16
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okay try it, drive around town and everytime you see a girl waiting at a bus stop, tell her to get in, you wont be able to get the ringing of the rape alarms out your ears for days.

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Old 08-23-2004, 02:25 PM   #17
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Its just sloppy, especially with regards to the pizza one, the camera shouldnt start inside the house.
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Old 08-23-2004, 02:29 PM   #18
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Evan, I think you're missing the point: There's no such thing as "reality porn". They're all set ups. You think frat parties are all raging orgies? You think you can drive around in anything and pick up 9 out of 10 girls to bang on camera? Of course not!

In my mind, "reality sites" mean a certain style of a layout, porn based around a theme (granted often very loosely), and most importantly original content.

Anybody with half a brain cell doesn't buy that it's real. It sells like hotcakes and it's all the rage right now.

Lensman has done an awesome job with this program. It's outselling everything else I have right now.
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Old 08-23-2004, 02:37 PM   #19
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but some of the others seem real in some ways, this just seems like rubbish.

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