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evanmorgan 08-23-2004 02:07 PM

hows that REALITY
 
Pizza guy knocks on the door, theres already a cameraman inside, he sticks his dick through a pizzabox, the woman goes "yey" and drops to her knees. Thats not bloody reality, i cant bring myself to even try and advertise that, i mean you would have to be retarded to even be able to, for one second, believe that is real.

Same with the hitchhiker one, girls waiting for the bus, dodgy car pulls up, says get in, girl gets in, girl strips and fucks.

WHAT!

Surely you can do better realitycash!

Evan

Reak 08-23-2004 02:08 PM

hater.

ban this fuck :)

Marcus Aurelius 08-23-2004 02:08 PM

well yeah but lens is like, a millionaire, and your not. maybe his reality is different. I mean it does say, lensmans version of reality.

evanmorgan 08-23-2004 02:12 PM

o did i forget to say, im osama bin ladens son, so im loaded. Im going to sue this lensmans character, ive spent $580,000 on pizzas and not once has the hunky pizza guy brought me a sausage pizza

Evan

SykkBoy 08-23-2004 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by evanmorgan
Pizza guy knocks on the door, theres already a cameraman inside, he sticks his dick through a pizzabox, the woman goes "yey" and drops to her knees. Thats not bloody reality, i cant bring myself to even try and advertise that, i mean you would have to be retarded to even be able to, for one second, believe that is real.

Same with the hitchhiker one, girls waiting for the bus, dodgy car pulls up, says get in, girl gets in, girl strips and fucks.

WHAT!

Surely you can do better realitycash!

Evan

yeah, I prefer your reality
search the internet for twink porn, find twink porn, pull down your pants, get out the lotion and kleenex and masturbate into a garbage can, clean off, repeat

Marcus Aurelius 08-23-2004 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by evanmorgan
o did i forget to say, im osama bin ladens son, so im loaded. Im going to sue this lensmans character, ive spent $580,000 on pizzas and not once has the hunky pizza guy brought me a sausage pizza

Evan

good to know those funds are being well spent on site development.

http://www.quickfreeporn.co.uk/

evanmorgan 08-23-2004 02:14 PM

ah ha, now i know who that was peeking through my window the other night, expect the police in 3-2-1. Im sure it sounded funny in your head m8 but honestly, it wasnt.

evanmorgan 08-23-2004 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mdcq
good to know those funds are being well spent on site development.

http://www.quickfreeporn.co.uk/

dont be a noob hater :)

Roald 08-23-2004 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by evanmorgan
o did i forget to say, im osama bin ladens son, so im loaded. Im going to sue this lensmans character, ive spent $580,000 on pizzas and not once has the hunky pizza guy brought me a sausage pizza

Evan

that made me smile, thnx

Manowar 08-23-2004 02:17 PM

not a good idea dude , Lensman's sites own:glugglug

evanmorgan 08-23-2004 02:18 PM

glad to be of assistance, could you tell me how the hell im meant to make money of this business, ive made $100 on cecash from their email thing, but i have no chat rooms left to spam (ive been banned). How else can i promote and what the hell is 5227 or whatever :D

Evan

Marcus Aurelius 08-23-2004 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by evanmorgan
glad to be of assistance, could you tell me how the hell im meant to make money of this business, ive made $100 on cecash from their email thing, but i have no chat rooms left to spam (ive been banned). How else can i promote and what the hell is 5227 or whatever :D

Evan


okay, now its just blatantly obvious, whos character is this!? :1orglaugh

evanmorgan 08-23-2004 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Manowar
not a good idea dude , Lensman's sites own:glugglug
Yeah but come on, you would have to be retarded to be able to jerk off with that crap running

Evan

WarChild 08-23-2004 02:21 PM

Both of those sites are selling better than 1:200 for me on MGP traffic.

Cash in my pocket is real enough for me.

Doctor Dre 08-23-2004 02:23 PM

I agree this kind of reality don't have nothing on bangbus but it still converts ...

evanmorgan 08-23-2004 02:24 PM

okay try it, drive around town and everytime you see a girl waiting at a bus stop, tell her to get in, you wont be able to get the ringing of the rape alarms out your ears for days.

Evan

evanmorgan 08-23-2004 02:25 PM

Its just sloppy, especially with regards to the pizza one, the camera shouldnt start inside the house.

WarChild 08-23-2004 02:29 PM

Evan, I think you're missing the point: There's no such thing as "reality porn". They're all set ups. You think frat parties are all raging orgies? You think you can drive around in anything and pick up 9 out of 10 girls to bang on camera? Of course not!

In my mind, "reality sites" mean a certain style of a layout, porn based around a theme (granted often very loosely), and most importantly original content.

Anybody with half a brain cell doesn't buy that it's real. It sells like hotcakes and it's all the rage right now.

Lensman has done an awesome job with this program. It's outselling everything else I have right now.

evanmorgan 08-23-2004 02:37 PM

but some of the others seem real in some ways, this just seems like rubbish.

Evan


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