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Rude Bitch
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I am being a bitch today
I am submitting galleries today..and have just recently gotten back into this whole scene..... and something is bugging the absolute FUCKING hell out of me... so YOU have to hear about it. LOL
If you want 50 fucking characters in the descriptions, SAY so... if there is a minimum, SAY so.... if there's a maximum..... FUCKING SAY SO already.. I am not a mindreader, at least not yet. LOL I applaud those that have on their submission something like this: minimum 25 - max 30 characters THIS I understand, but I just submitted to one that I had to retry like 6 times before I finally got it right..... LOL Yeah yeah yeah, it's YOUR tgp, but man, what a hassle..... LOL Ok, I think I am done now. ![]() |
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in a van by the river
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hence the reason I never submit galleries
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I agree... I fucking hate when they say something is wrong and don't accept the submission but they don't fucking tell you what it was.
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i agree, half my time submitting is spent hitting the back button to adjust descriptions. After awhile I just setup advanced submitter with like 10 descrription fields. Some short, some long, others inbetween. Oh and don't forget the capitialzation rules too.
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SecretFriends.com
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pay someone to do it ;)
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Jesus loves bacon
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the real fun is when you submit a galery with a 2257 link and it gets kicked back for too many links......
I miss the old days of TGP owners reviewing galleries without a script to do everything for them......
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Yep, anyone thinking of getting into the gallery submission game better be uber-prepared to jump through a lot of stupid needless dumbass hoops from some of the TGP's out there. Submitting by hand actuall IS rocket science these days. I applaud anyone who has the patience and wherewithal for it.
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Rude Bitch
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Sykkboy...... NO SHIT. I like my scripts and everything... but I think some think they CANNOT edit them.... you CAN do this. Edit the fields if you have extra special rules.. I am fine with this. LOL I have ended up just skipping them because I can't seem to get the right number of characters in the damn things. Oh and another one I just ran into....... "Please copy the passcode in the field"....... HELLO!!!!!!!! Don't you think you should have the FUCKING module installed so I can SEE it? rotfl |
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Rude Bitch
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I stopped submitting for a LONG ass time because it was getting a little bit of a headache..... NOW it is damn near impossible and I don't envy anyone that does this everyday. LOL I could probably go on about this one all day.. but I best stop before I piss someone off. ![]() |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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What would really piss them off is to name names. List the sites that are driving submitters to the brink of madness. Ooyeah. ![]()
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Programming King Pin
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Do you feel better now ?
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Rude Bitch
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Mickey.. no kidding, I have hit that one a few times too.. I just take a wild guess and as my luck would have it, it's always the wrong one. I USED to be guilty of this description thing myself, not putting it on my TGP, but someone hit me up and screamed at me about it, so I did it...... It was little things that would slip my mind, but I got it REAL damn fast when I started submitting again. I hit one the other day that said my gallery couldn't be listed because the MAX amount of pics on it was 3 and I had 18..... I have NEVER seen a TGP, not even a TGP2 that wants only 3 pics on it. LMAO |
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Rude Bitch
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THIS makes PMS look like a walk in the park.. rotfl |
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lol
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I feel the same about linklists. Too many rules and nitpicking, I don't have time to jump through hoops to build sites to specifications of link list owners.
The time wasted trying to comply to their rules is better spent building other pages for surfers, and developing your own traffic. |
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"Your gallery has 5 links. We only allow 4".
LOL, here, let me cut your fucking recip. That should make it 4.
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I usually find the sites that make you jump through hoops end up sending fuck all traffic, the big sites make submiting easy
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Another bitch: thumb TGP's who fail to put the desired dimensions for the thumb beside the box. There are a few out there like this, and you're supposed to guess whether they want the 88 or the 120 etc etc. Many fail to stipulate the file size limit as well. You hit submit, the script rejects you, you hit the back button and *poof*... all the data you had entered is gone and has to be redone.
<--- start frivolous wanton venting ---> Idiots. <--- end frivolous wanton venting --->
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sex is good
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Carman, MB Canada
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I feel for you Tam, I don't submit galleries that often anymore for that reason.
So nowpost a titty pic and you will feel much better. I mean, I will feel better. ![]() |
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Rude Bitch
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ronaldo. umm..... YOU best watch it boy, I'll fucking eat you alive, you love to torment me. Oh yes, CDSmith..... now we got you going too.. woohoo. I love those. I was making 500 different size previews, but now I make 2, if neither fits, FUCK it. ![]() |
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Rude Bitch
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That does suck, especially when it's a commonly used script that usually takes known values. The owner changes it to something odd and doesn't tell you.. what a waste of time.
I really hate the dorks that change their thumbnail sizes to be something totally bizarre, like 87x87, or 89x119. I guess they do that to stop auto-submitters, etc. But there are better ways to do that. I don't mind making 6 - 10 different thumbnail sizes as long as they are reasonable. I'm also getting sick of the 'graphic password security' gimmicks that have more than 4 characters, and the ones that are so hard to read you have to enter the damn thing three times. What's the point of asking you to type in 220800441477117 when manually entering ANYTHING will stop the problem? If software "AI" can figure out 4 characters, it can figure out 24 characters. |
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Rude Bitch
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My tgp has THREE numbers, that's all... |
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emperor of my world
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yep i totally agree with all of yall.... its ridiculous some of the rules, and the description shit. Some think they can do anything, but its the both of us who gotta make money: The submitter & the tgp owner, so FUCKING THINK ABOUT THAT
Plus muthafuckers declining without any reason, i already got on all my gals a console free sponsor and max 2 links to that sponsor. So why the FUCK ppl even fucking dare to decline it. Just list the goddamn gallery and shut the FUCK Up ![]() |
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Rude Bitch
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Oh HERE is a nice one.... NOW some are saying there are more than 8 links on this gallery and for the FUCKING life of me, I only see 2.... and on ones with recips, add 3.... LMAO
EIGHT have declined this one for too many links: http://pornwrap.com/smyl/01/ Oh boy, this is fun isn't it? LMAO |
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congrats to the winners
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dont ever forget that the submitters exist to make the TGP money...
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Good thing ya posted Tam
Reminded me I have ta email ya
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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That's why 5 $ submission or advanced submitter is there tam ... no more fucking arroudn
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