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webmaster x · 08-23-2004, 03:33 AM

http://www.timetravelfund.com/index.html

Q: How does this work?
A: Current scientific theory states that Time Travel may be possible, however the technology is a long way off, perhaps hundreds of years in the future. Now, assume it does become possible in say, 500 years. As with any technology, Time Travel will get less expensive as time goes on. Just as the price of a VCR has dropped to less than $70 from the several hundred dollars it cost just ten years ago, Time Travel, once it becomes feasible, will initially be very expensive yet it will become more and more economical as time goes by.

Q: How does this help me?
A: The concept is that one day, it may be possible for people living far in the future to retrieve you from your current frame of reference (their past - your present) and bring you into the future (their present - your future.)

webmaster x · 08-23-2004, 03:35 AM

I couldn't help but laugh out loud at the genius behind this BS, er, "fund."

Hilarious interest compounding tool on the page LOL

aaron · 08-23-2004, 03:36 AM

so how much did you donate?

webmaster x · 08-23-2004, 03:39 AM

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Originally posted by aaron
so how much did you donate?

LOL! I'll take my chances and put my money in a bank

Manowar · 08-23-2004, 05:01 AM

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Originally posted by webmaster x
LOL! I'll take my chances and put my money in a bank

your crazy man, im transferring my whole account now

KY Jelly · 08-23-2004, 05:04 AM

I prefer going to 1995 with my current knowledge.

mardigras · 08-23-2004, 07:12 AM

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Originally posted by webmaster x

Q: How does this help me?
A: The concept is that one day, it may be possible for people living far in the future to retrieve you from your current frame of reference (their past - your present) and bring you into the future (their present - your future.)

Say you go into the past and retrieve your grandmother, but you inadvertantly do it before she had your mother. Do you go *POOF* when you return to your "present"?

Manowar · 08-23-2004, 07:16 AM

You need some of Alex Chiu's immortality rings

http://www.alexchiu.com/

Mefo · 08-23-2004, 07:18 AM

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Originally posted by KY Jelly
I prefer going to 1995 with my current knowledge.

yeah that would be fun

08-23-2004, 03:33 AM	#1
webmaster x Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 4,400	Click here if you want to LIVE FOREVER http://www.timetravelfund.com/index.html Q: How does this work? A: Current scientific theory states that Time Travel may be possible, however the technology is a long way off, perhaps hundreds of years in the future. Now, assume it does become possible in say, 500 years. As with any technology, Time Travel will get less expensive as time goes on. Just as the price of a VCR has dropped to less than $70 from the several hundred dollars it cost just ten years ago, Time Travel, once it becomes feasible, will initially be very expensive yet it will become more and more economical as time goes by. Q: How does this help me? A: The concept is that one day, it may be possible for people living far in the future to retrieve you from your current frame of reference (their past - your present) and bring you into the future (their present - your future.) __________________ Click 9500 FHG Text Descriptions--Only $89!

08-23-2004, 03:35 AM	#2
webmaster x Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 4,400	I couldn't help but laugh out loud at the genius behind this BS, er, "fund." Hilarious interest compounding tool on the page LOL __________________ Click 9500 FHG Text Descriptions--Only $89!

08-23-2004, 03:36 AM	#3
aaron Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: USA Posts: 4,452	so how much did you donate?

08-23-2004, 05:04 AM	#6
KY Jelly Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Fucking your wife Posts: 19	I prefer going to 1995 with my current knowledge.

08-23-2004, 07:16 AM	#8
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	You need some of Alex Chiu's immortality rings http://www.alexchiu.com/