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webmaster x 08-23-2004 03:33 AM

Click here if you want to LIVE FOREVER
 
http://www.timetravelfund.com/index.html

Q: How does this work?
A: Current scientific theory states that Time Travel may be possible, however the technology is a long way off, perhaps hundreds of years in the future. Now, assume it does become possible in say, 500 years. As with any technology, Time Travel will get less expensive as time goes on. Just as the price of a VCR has dropped to less than $70 from the several hundred dollars it cost just ten years ago, Time Travel, once it becomes feasible, will initially be very expensive yet it will become more and more economical as time goes by.


Q: How does this help me?
A: The concept is that one day, it may be possible for people living far in the future to retrieve you from your current frame of reference (their past - your present) and bring you into the future (their present - your future.)

webmaster x 08-23-2004 03:35 AM

I couldn't help but laugh out loud at the genius behind this BS, er, "fund."

Hilarious interest compounding tool on the page LOL :1orglaugh :thumbsup

aaron 08-23-2004 03:36 AM

so how much did you donate? :1orglaugh

webmaster x 08-23-2004 03:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by aaron
so how much did you donate? :1orglaugh
LOL! I'll take my chances and put my money in a bank :1orglaugh

Manowar 08-23-2004 05:01 AM

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Originally posted by webmaster x
LOL! I'll take my chances and put my money in a bank :1orglaugh
your crazy man, im transferring my whole account now

KY Jelly 08-23-2004 05:04 AM

I prefer going to 1995 with my current knowledge. :winkwink:

mardigras 08-23-2004 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by webmaster x

Q: How does this help me?
A: The concept is that one day, it may be possible for people living far in the future to retrieve you from your current frame of reference (their past - your present) and bring you into the future (their present - your future.)

Say you go into the past and retrieve your grandmother, but you inadvertantly do it before she had your mother. Do you go *POOF* when you return to your "present"?:glugglug

Manowar 08-23-2004 07:16 AM

You need some of Alex Chiu's immortality rings

http://www.alexchiu.com/

:1orglaugh

Mefo 08-23-2004 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KY Jelly
I prefer going to 1995 with my current knowledge. :winkwink:
yeah that would be fun :Graucho


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