Have you been to Cuba? - GoFuckYourself.com

TheMob · 08-22-2004, 01:22 PM

for those of you who's government doesn't outlaw visiting an island in the sun and having a good time

Bobby Vicious · 08-22-2004, 01:24 PM

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zzgundamnzz · 08-22-2004, 01:25 PM

I've been there a few times. Nice country but there really strict on internet and stuff there.

pornstar2pac · 08-22-2004, 01:26 PM

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Originally posted by TheMob?
for those of you who's government doesn't outlaw visiting an island in the sun and having a good time

yeah, they have a poker tournament(hint, hint) every year in Cuba and Castero is always there. and if you beat him you don't make it off the island

EviLGuY · 08-22-2004, 01:26 PM

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Originally posted by TheMob?
for those of you who's government doesn't outlaw visiting an island in the sun and having a good time

I was thinking about going there this winter actually.. but finally decided on Costa Rica.

Kimmykim · 08-22-2004, 01:27 PM

I'm going this year.

TheMob · 08-22-2004, 01:27 PM

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Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
I've been there a few times. Nice country but there really strict on internet and stuff there.

hmm, where are you from?

TheMob · 08-22-2004, 01:28 PM

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Originally posted by EviLGuY
I was thinking about going there this winter actually.. but finally decided on Costa Rica.

cool, the thought of that crossed my mind too.. has got to be beautiful.

speakthetruth · 08-22-2004, 01:30 PM

Bring an extra $25k to cover the fine by the US Treasury Department for spending money in Cuba without its permission.

TheMob · 08-22-2004, 01:32 PM

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Originally posted by speakthetruth
Bring an extra $25k to cover the fine by the US Treasury Department for spending money in Cuba without its permission.

yeah, i still can't believe that,

pornstar2pac · 08-22-2004, 01:33 PM

Caribbean is a lot nicer. eastern caribbean is my second home

xxxdesign-net · 08-22-2004, 01:33 PM

is it true that locals there dont wipe their ass...?

TheMob · 08-22-2004, 01:35 PM

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Originally posted by xxxdesign-net
is it true that locals there dont wipe their ass...?

care you trying to be funny?

designersex · 08-22-2004, 01:36 PM

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Originally posted by xxxdesign-net
is it true that locals there dont wipe their ass...?

bullshit

designersex · 08-22-2004, 01:38 PM

to reply to topicstarter, I've been there many many times many years ago. Luckily US restrictions donhaha180;t apply to me cause I am no US citizen...

pornstar2pac · 08-22-2004, 01:39 PM

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Originally posted by designersex
to reply to topicstarter, I've been there many many times many years ago. Luckily US restrictions donhaha180;t apply to me cause I am no US citizen...

and you feel lucky? US is best

TheMob · 08-22-2004, 01:41 PM

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Originally posted by pornstar2pac
and you feel lucky? US is best

america is amazingly entertaining at least..

EviLGuY · 08-22-2004, 01:51 PM

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Originally posted by TheMob?
america is amazingly entertaining at least..

Yeah their denial is amazing anyways.

http · 08-22-2004, 02:08 PM

The food is very bad and limited (they have other problems I guess)

The landscape is VERY nice., very green like in a jungle. Too bad I waited untill the last day before we rented a bycicle and moved away from the coast a bit

For internet we took a bus to havanna then went to one of the 2-3 hotels there offering internet per hour. Those hotels were also the only places to get some newspapers

I would not recommend to stay in Havanna all the time, rather stay at the beach in a small village near to Havanna, along a bus line, then take the bus for a city trip every 2nd day or so. It is easier to get good food like vegetables, fruits, chicken and fish in those small cities

Very proud people but especially in havanna you can sense the hidden poverty and now and then there are people trying to approach you with something although it seems to be strictly forbidden judging by the way they do it

FlyingIguana · 08-22-2004, 02:11 PM

i have never been to cooba

but they make some kickass cigar's

TheMob · 08-22-2004, 02:13 PM

can you recommend a nice town, that's not too touristy but still safe?

xxxdesign-net · 08-22-2004, 02:13 PM

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Originally posted by TheMob?
care you trying to be funny?

not a joke.. some people I know lived there for couple of months and that is what they said...

fris · 08-22-2004, 02:18 PM

only island i have been to is barbados our grandfather use to own a hotel there before he passed

TheMob · 08-22-2004, 02:25 PM

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Originally posted by xxxdesign-net
not a joke.. some people I know lived there for couple of months and that is what they said...

you must have interesting friends, if that is all they had to say about cuba

Antonio · 08-22-2004, 02:33 PM

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Have you been to Cuba?

No, but I've been to Mozambique - beat that

http · 08-22-2004, 03:08 PM

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Originally posted by TheMob?
can you recommend a nice town, that's not too touristy but still safe?

I forgot the name of the city we are at, this was 3 or 4 years ago

But it should be safe everywhere. There is a police guy standing at every corner throughout the whole country and taking notes - literally.

If you are into adventures, I'd just book a flight to havanna, and for the first night there a private room through internet

Once there, you can find your way into a better place in Havanna by just asking other tourists on the streets downtown. There are nice clean large rooms in huge old private villas downtown, ran by foreigners i.e. argentinians, for rent for about $30 (for 2 people combined, not each)

After a few days we went to a small town a 40 min bus ride from Havanna, at the coast. A favorite vacation area for the locals, I need to ask my GF about the name later

We had the half of a very clean double-villa with garden there, about 300 feet from the ocean. It was the most luxury house in that city as far as I could see. If only I could remember the bus line #. You could see the house when leaving the bus at the bus stop.

The owners were kinda priviledged I guess with that kind of house. They had one half and we the other half of the house, with half of the garden, a bedroom, a kitchen with everything, a living room.

They are allowed to privately rent out rooms and to run restaurants with up to 12 places or so, since about 4-5 years. You'll have no problem finding a place to stay. For $30 you can get very nice places and shitty ones. The food in those private restaurants isn't very good imho

Kimmykim · 08-22-2004, 03:12 PM

The fine is 10,000, and personally I think it would be worth the price of the trip to go before it commercializes and turns into something else.

http · 08-22-2004, 03:20 PM

Younger and middle aged people there really love t-shirts with something printed on them. There are virtually no commercials there on buildings or clothing. Thus it kinda stands out and is valued as luxury or whatever.

I just remembered that, the first time when we went to that big hotel nacional or whatever the name was, in havanna, I went to one of the 3-4 internet cabins and the guy before me had left his last page open, and it was a maxcash porn site

Rich · 08-22-2004, 03:26 PM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim
The fine is 10,000, and personally I think it would be worth the price of the trip to go before it commercializes and turns into something else.

nah, it's not just Castro, most people who live there are still behind the revolution. Someone will take his place when he dies, they won't bow to the west ever.

Once a rational US president makes peice with that and lifts the sancations, they could pull themselves out of poverty without getting involved with the World Bank and going commercial.

Rich · 08-22-2004, 03:28 PM

I go at least once a year, the family loves it.

Rich · 08-22-2004, 03:31 PM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim
The fine is 10,000, and personally I think it would be worth the price of the trip to go before it commercializes and turns into something else.

Isn't there a possibility of jail time for visiting Cuba?

Nanda · 08-22-2004, 03:35 PM

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Originally posted by pornstar2pac
Caribbean is a lot nicer. eastern caribbean is my second home

Agree

pornguy · 08-22-2004, 03:36 PM

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Originally posted by TheMob?
can you recommend a nice town, that's not too touristy but still safe?

All the cities are safe in Cuba.

As for the US government, if you go through another country, you have no problems. Fly to Mexico, or the Bahamas, and spend a night or 2 then fly to cuba. The Cubans WILL NOT stamp your passport. Then fly back to mexico or the Bahamas, and stay another night.

If the us asks where you have been, you tell them in the country you are departing from. Mexico or Bahamas. They will never know that you went. And once you leave the US it is none of their fucking business where you go to.

Just DO NOT TRY TO USE a credit card. Then they will know.

As for a nice small town, go to Baracoa. It is the first city founded in cuba. It is really nice.

As for the guy that said there is no food. WTF?? If you mean for the people, then you are partially correct. There is food. You just need the cash to buy it. And if you are a tourist, which you would be, there is more food than you will know what to do with.

Shoplifter · 08-22-2004, 03:42 PM

I would go but I understand that there is no internet at all there? What about even AOL dialup?

http · 08-22-2004, 03:50 PM

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Originally posted by pornguy
All the cities are safe in Cuba.

As for the US government, if you go through another country, you have no problems. Fly to Mexico, or the Bahamas, and spend a night or 2 then fly to cuba. The Cubans WILL NOT stamp your passport. Then fly back to mexico or the Bahamas, and stay another night.

If the us asks where you have been, you tell them in the country you are departing from. Mexico or Bahamas. They will never know that you went. And once you leave the US it is none of their fucking business where you go to.

Just DO NOT TRY TO USE a credit card. Then they will know.

As for a nice small town, go to Baracoa. It is the first city founded in cuba. It is really nice.

As for the guy that said there is no food. WTF?? If you mean for the people, then you are partially correct. There is food. You just need the cash to buy it. And if you are a tourist, which you would be, there is more food than you will know what to do with.

I didn't say there is NO food. A lot of things are quite different in cuba compared to your typical vacation location. One of them is DEFINATELY food. Not only is the selection quite limited, the restaurants aren't quite up to par regarding quality. I am not complaining about it, in fact I mentioned that they obviously have other problems. But to make it sound as if the food/restaurant issue is no different then from let's say mexico, jamaica, france, greece, florida is quite ignorant, with all due respect. No make that VERY ignorant

Of course if you're fine with eating in the hotel all the time, or eating crappy unhealthy snacks in the tourist areas, you may see no difference. I was merely hinting that cuba is not the gourmet's paradise, quite the contrary actually, quite...

FlyingIguana · 08-22-2004, 04:37 PM

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Originally posted by Rich
Isn't there a possibility of jail time for visiting Cuba?

how would they know? go to canada then buy tickets to cooba

Rich · 08-22-2004, 04:46 PM

I have to basically agree with http about the food, it's not what people are used to from places like Mexico. It takes some getting used to.

Donkey burgers are a little gamey.

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana
how would they know? go to canada then buy tickets to cooba

True, but some may not want to risk it.

Just be smart and don't use any cards or your cell phone and you'll be fine.

Kimmykim · 08-22-2004, 06:05 PM

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Originally posted by Rich
Isn't there a possibility of jail time for visiting Cuba?

Not from what I've found in research. An attorney friend of mine went last summer on one of the last sponsored "educational" trips and while she certainly wasn't advocating anything illegal, pornguy's advice was an idle thought on her part to me... ;)

There's nothing that prohibits Americans from going to Cuba as far as I know, we are simply not allowed to spend any money in the country without prior State Department approval.

I've been wanting to go for years now and every year something always comes up. I had half a thought to go when I was in Miami this past week after the show, but with the storm damage throughout the area, once again, no dice.

Screaming · 08-22-2004, 06:07 PM

dont wanna go while it is still a dictatorship, I have seen to many horror stories about going and being put in jail and not being able to get out

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Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	I'm going this year.

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designersex Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 75	to reply to topicstarter, I've been there many many times many years ago. Luckily US restrictions donhaha180;t apply to me cause I am no US citizen...

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http Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,811	The food is very bad and limited (they have other problems I guess) The landscape is VERY nice., very green like in a jungle. Too bad I waited untill the last day before we rented a bycicle and moved away from the coast a bit For internet we took a bus to havanna then went to one of the 2-3 hotels there offering internet per hour. Those hotels were also the only places to get some newspapers I would not recommend to stay in Havanna all the time, rather stay at the beach in a small village near to Havanna, along a bus line, then take the bus for a city trip every 2nd day or so. It is easier to get good food like vegetables, fruits, chicken and fish in those small cities Very proud people but especially in havanna you can sense the hidden poverty and now and then there are people trying to approach you with something although it seems to be strictly forbidden judging by the way they do it

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FlyingIguana aspiring banker Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: toronto Posts: 10,870	i have never been to cooba but they make some kickass cigar's

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TheMob Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: 2006 Posts: 8,584	can you recommend a nice town, that's not too touristy but still safe?

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Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	The fine is 10,000, and personally I think it would be worth the price of the trip to go before it commercializes and turns into something else.

08-22-2004, 03:20 PM	#28
http Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,811	Younger and middle aged people there really love t-shirts with something printed on them. There are virtually no commercials there on buildings or clothing. Thus it kinda stands out and is valued as luxury or whatever. I just remembered that, the first time when we went to that big hotel nacional or whatever the name was, in havanna, I went to one of the 3-4 internet cabins and the guy before me had left his last page open, and it was a maxcash porn site

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Rich So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,486	I go at least once a year, the family loves it.

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Shoplifter Richest man in Babylon Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Posts: 10,002 Posts: 5,739	I would go but I understand that there is no internet at all there? What about even AOL dialup?