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  • Spunky
    I need a beer
    • Jun 2002
    • 133978

    #1

    It Sucks Being Rich

    Hmmm.. I wonder what color Lambo I should get?
    I guess He doesn't use spell checker.


    DR H.B OHAMS
    Accountant,
    The Nigeria National
    Petroleum Corporation (NNPC)
    LAGOS,NIGERIA .

    STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL FOR MUTUAL BENEFIT

    I am DR H.B OHAMS,one of the very many accountants of The Nigeria
    National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) and I head a five man tender board in charge of
    contract award and payment approvals.
    There were series of contracts executed by a consortion of multinationals in the oil ndustry in favour of Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC).
    The original value of some contracts done for my corperation were delebrately over invoiced for OUR own use in the sum $29mUSD (twenty nine Million United States Dollars Only) which has now been approved and is now ready to be transferred, being that the
    companies that actually executed these contracts had been fully paid when the projests
    were officially commissioned.
    It does not matter whether your company did the contract or not, the assumption
    is that your company won the major contract and sub-contracted it out to other ompanies.
    Consequently, my colleaques and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account for subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the code of onduct bureau (civil service laws) from opening and or operating foreign accounts in our names.
    WAITING FOR YOUR RESPONSE.THERE AND THEN I WILL GIVE YOU MORE DETAILS.


    THANKS

    DR H.B OHAMS

  • Pete
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2001
    • 6617

    #2
    I've had a few of those as well.
    Evoke Electronics

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    • SoundMan
      So Fucking Banned
      • Nov 2003
      • 3471

      #3
      i had about 20 of those bullshit mailings last month.

      I just told them to send the money to my paypal accont..

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      • .nihilist
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2003
        • 462

        #4
        MAN! ACCEPT THE OFFER!!!! YOU'RE GOING TO BE RICH!!!!!!!!!!
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        • brand0n
          been very busy
          • Nov 2002
          • 26983

          #5
          im sorry, whats your email addys. ill remove you.
          want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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          • Spunky
            I need a beer
            • Jun 2002
            • 133978

            #6
            Pffft..Its only 29 Million..perhaps if it was 50 I would reply

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            • myjah
              Back in the harbor
              • Sep 2003
              • 11482

              #7
              dont be a fool and let an offer like this slip thru your fingers!!
              VP of Marketing
              AVN Media Network
              Skype: AVNJill
              [email protected]

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              • DBS.US
                Geo Cities
                • Aug 2003
                • 11842

                #8
                Make big bucks with my Nigerian Scam Email Generator
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                • kowntafit
                  • Aug 2026

                  #9
                  Make big bucks with my Nigerian Scam Email Generator

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                  • digifan
                    The Profiler
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 14618

                    #10
                    Originally posted by DBS.US
                    Make big bucks with my Nigerian Scam Email Generator
                    Lol thanks for the laugh!

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                    • Ash@phpFX
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 4292

                      #11
                      Originally posted by DBS.US
                      Make big bucks with my Nigerian Scam Email Generator
                      nice

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                      • AdultMovies.bz
                        Confirmed User
                        • Apr 2003
                        • 1036

                        #12
                        I don't get it, how can they rip you off in this case... and how can they scam you? I got a few of these emails before too, I just ignored them and treated them as a scam, but I could never figure out how they could scam you...
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                        • AWW - Kevin
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2002
                          • 2353

                          #13
                          that scam is so 90's


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                          • Spunky
                            I need a beer
                            • Jun 2002
                            • 133978

                            #14
                            Originally posted by AdultMovies.bz
                            I don't get it, how can they rip you off in this case... and how can they scam you? I got a few of these emails before too, I just ignored them and treated them as a scam, but I could never figure out how they could scam you...
                            I don't think you want to find out.Thousands of suckers have been scammed .I think they fuck around with your banking info or something.

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                            • AdultMovies.bz
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2003
                              • 1036

                              #15
                              Ah, found out how the bastards do it

                              There are some more letters here: http://www.quatloos.com/cm-niger/nig...ter_museum.htm

                              This is what they do:

                              Participants in the scam, apparently, are asked to sign two forms, one authorizing the Nigerians to deposit the money to your account, and a second authorizing them to withdraw up to 70% of it. Of course, they only use the one authorizing withdrawals and clean out your account.

                              While most people only have a few hundred dollars in their accounts, This fraud, perpetrated hundreds of times over and over again, has apparently netted the crooks over US $100 million dollars. In Canada alone, the RCMP estimates these con artists have bilked Canadians of over $30 million.
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                              • Spunky
                                I need a beer
                                • Jun 2002
                                • 133978

                                #16
                                I can't believe they think people still fall for the scam.

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                                • Vitasoy
                                  GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 58202

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by AdultMovies.bz
                                  Ah, found out how the bastards do it

                                  There are some more letters here: http://www.quatloos.com/cm-niger/nig...ter_museum.htm

                                  This is what they do:

                                  Participants in the scam, apparently, are asked to sign two forms, one authorizing the Nigerians to deposit the money to your account, and a second authorizing them to withdraw up to 70% of it. Of course, they only use the one authorizing withdrawals and clean out your account.

                                  While most people only have a few hundred dollars in their accounts, This fraud, perpetrated hundreds of times over and over again, has apparently netted the crooks over US $100 million dollars. In Canada alone, the RCMP estimates these con artists have bilked Canadians of over $30 million.

                                  great site


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                                  • com
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Aug 2003
                                    • 4541

                                    #18
                                    stupid skinnys i just had a counterfeit cashiers check for $5900.42 fedexed to my door this morning. im gonna go hunting in nigeria soon

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                                    • - AFN -
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jun 2003
                                      • 3101

                                      #19
                                      Strictly Confidential... LOL so the authorities don't nail his ass! Bastard scammers.

                                      Most of the victims of these jackasses are senior citizens on fixed incomes.
                                      cat cash* | tr -d '\r' | tr -s '/n' > money

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                                      • KRL
                                        Entrepreneur
                                        • Oct 2002
                                        • 31429

                                        #20
                                        When you get rich two things happen.

                                        People want to lend you money.

                                        People want to borrow your money.

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                                        • Deepsy1
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2003
                                          • 506

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by KRL
                                          When you get rich two things happen.

                                          People want to lend you money.

                                          People want to borrow your money.

                                          LOL rich bastard like you !
                                          I wish I had the same problem
                                          ...but still im having memories of high speed,when the cops crash, pushing a cock into my ass,while my tiny pecker blasts.

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                                          • KRL
                                            Entrepreneur
                                            • Oct 2002
                                            • 31429

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Deepsy1

                                            LOL rich bastard like you !
                                            I wish I had the same problem
                                            These are real requests for loans for this past week alone from friends.

                                            $2,000

                                            $25,000

                                            $2,000

                                            $1,500

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                                            • Manowar
                                              jellyfish  
                                              • Dec 2003
                                              • 71528

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by KRL


                                              These are real requests for loans for this past week alone from friends.

                                              $2,000

                                              $25,000

                                              $2,000

                                              $1,500

                                              one answer for all of them



                                              real friends dont ask for cash they ask for advice on how to earn it

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                                              • Deepsy1
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jul 2003
                                                • 506

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by KRL


                                                These are real requests for loans for this past week alone from friends.

                                                $2,000

                                                $25,000

                                                $2,000

                                                $1,500

                                                yep , I just can imagine that. and sure after you bought domain for 1.2 mil everyone tries to become your friend , and loan request are doubled now
                                                ...but still im having memories of high speed,when the cops crash, pushing a cock into my ass,while my tiny pecker blasts.

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                                                • KRL
                                                  Entrepreneur
                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 31429

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Deepsy1

                                                  yep , I just can imagine that. and sure after you bought domain for 1.2 mil everyone tries to become your friend , and loan request are doubled now
                                                  I got calls from people I hadn't heard from in years.

                                                  The calls go like this.

                                                  Hey its been a long time. Heard you bought a big domain. We should get together. By the way I have a great business idea I know you'd love.
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                                                  • Deepsy1
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jul 2003
                                                    • 506

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by KRL


                                                    I got calls from people I hadn't heard from in years.

                                                    The calls go like this.

                                                    Hey its been a long time. Heard you bought a big domain. We should get together. By the way I have a great business idea I know you'd love.
                                                    here you go KRL , I wish to success such point in close years , you deserved what ya got by hard working days I guess.
                                                    btw , I think you are the only millionare on gfy who haven't talked about their "empire" and won't show any cheap scenes
                                                    ...but still im having memories of high speed,when the cops crash, pushing a cock into my ass,while my tiny pecker blasts.

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                                                    • kmanrox
                                                      aka K-Man
                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                      • 29295

                                                      #27
                                                      this is the worlds oldest spam if im not mistaken
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                                                      • AdultNex
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Feb 2003
                                                        • 8985

                                                        #28
                                                        Believe it or not, people still fall for these.

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                                                        • Deepsy1
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                          • 506

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by kmanrox
                                                          this is the worlds oldest spam if im not mistaken
                                                          yeah , but dumbasses never dies
                                                          ...but still im having memories of high speed,when the cops crash, pushing a cock into my ass,while my tiny pecker blasts.

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                                                          • pradaboy
                                                            sell me your banners
                                                            • Dec 2003
                                                            • 12931

                                                            #30
                                                            I get those mails every week... it suxxx and ppl really fall for this shit too... how dumb can you be?
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                                                            • Chris E
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                              • 2895

                                                              #31
                                                              I have had those too.

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                                                              • Spunky
                                                                I need a beer
                                                                • Jun 2002
                                                                • 133978

                                                                #32
                                                                Lol .I emailed him and asked for more information.

                                                                DEAR SIR,

                                                                THANKS FOR YOUR QUICK RESPONSE.

                                                                I DISCOVERED YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS IN MY SEARCH FOR WHOM TO ASSIST ME RECEIVE
                                                                THIS FUND AS I CANNOT STAND TO OWN IT.

                                                                I HAVE TO TRUST SOMEONE FOR IT TO WORK OUT THEN. RIGHT NOW I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO OBTAIN THE FUND RELEASE ORDER WITH RESPECT TO THIS OVER-INVOICE AMOUNT OF THE CONTRACT FROM FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE. SO IT IS VERY EASY TO MOVE THE FUND TO YOU.

                                                                WE HAVE TO COMMENCE ACTION IMMEDIATELY FOR THE PROCESS IS SIMPLE.

                                                                FIRSTLY I WOULD WANT YOU TO FORWARD AN ACCOUNT WHERE WE CAN LODGE IN THIS MONEY.

                                                                SECONDLY, WE SHALL HAVE TO PICK UP A LAWYER WHO WILL STAND ON YOUR BEHALF HERE AND SIGN OFF THIS MONEY AT THE VARIOUS QUATERS THAT WILL REQUIRE YOUR DIRECT ATTENTION AS THE BENEFICIARY OF THE FUND FOR AM GOING TO PRESENT YOU AS THE CONTRACTOR FOR THE CONTRACT/PROJECT. SO THE LAWYER WILL HAVE TO SECURE THE VARIOUS APPROVALS AND SIGN IT OFF TO YOUR ACCOUNT.

                                                                THIRDLY, I WILL ASK THE LAWYER TO DRAFT UP AN INVESTMENT CONTRACT OF WHICH YOU WILL HOLD A COPY AS THAT WILL SERVE AS AN EVIDENCE OR PROVE
                                                                OF THE SOURCE OF FUND TO GUARD AGAINST ANY QUESTIONING FROM YOUR AUTHORITIES WHEN THE MONEY ARRIVES YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.

                                                                FORTHLY,SEND ME YOUR PHONE AND FAX NUMBERS FOR EASIER COMMUNICATION.
                                                                MORE DETAILS WILL COME YOUR WAY AS WE PROCEED.
                                                                I WILL DEFINITELY KEEP YOU UPDATED. FEEL FREE TO ASK ME QUESTIONS. MEANWHILE,THERE ARE NO RISKS INVOLVED BECAUSE IT IS A WELL PACKAGED ARRANGEMENT.

                                                                RIGHT NOW I NEED YOUR CONSENT TO GO AHEAD AND I WILL LIKE YOU TO LET ME KNOW A LITTLE ABOUT YOURSELF.

                                                                GOD BLESS YOU.

                                                                THANKS

                                                                DR OHAMS

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