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BradM · 08-21-2004, 07:48 PM

But its fun to drink anyways.

Jman · 08-21-2004, 07:49 PM

And Gin is a panty remover

baddog · 08-21-2004, 07:49 PM

why do you say that? drink the good stuff, and don't add weird shit and you will be fine

fr8 · 08-21-2004, 07:52 PM

Tequila is no friend of mine. The porcelain toilet god is my friend.

Easton · 08-21-2004, 07:53 PM

ever since pounding back tequila from a barmaid's water pistol in Cancun during college, i can't even stand the smell of tequila, let alone the taste LOL

tony286 · 08-21-2004, 07:55 PM

Worse drunk I ever had was from Tequila, I got so fucked up I decided I was tired . I needed to lay down for a bit . I laid down on the mens room floor in my friends bar in NYC to take a nap. That was the last time I ever drank . lol

Jman · 08-21-2004, 07:55 PM

LMAO... I remember Me, Steve Sweet and Good Chris last year having a tequila degustation (it's a fuckign french word) Tested a few bottles of Tequila and a vaporiser. Woke up the next day i was in a ferry going on Vancouver Island to fish down at Painters Lodge

Doctor Dre · 08-21-2004, 08:09 PM

It made me stop drinking ... afteR I took about 20 in 5 minutes

Preacher · 08-22-2004, 08:41 AM

I only drink beer... heh

CDSmith · 08-22-2004, 09:11 AM

Tequila is god-given, but it is a fickle mistress. She needs to be respected.

Drink the good stuff like Baddog said, and don't guzzle it down like a kiddy on spring break and you will come to love Tequila as much as I do.

Paul Waters · 08-22-2004, 09:14 AM

You guys should head down to Mexico and try the bootleg 80% Ricia......

Michaelious · 08-22-2004, 09:16 AM

Tequila is NOT my friend!

Trixxxia · 08-22-2004, 09:17 AM

First time I tried Tequila I must have been 14 - three shooters & I was out for about 33 hours......good thing my mom just thought I was sick with an infection!

Don't let me tell you about my first joint......that was another nightmare!

Marcus Aurelius · 08-22-2004, 09:18 AM

yeah. it'll have you talking to god on the big white phone.

jim brewer did a skit on comedy central where each alcohol was a person in costume in this guys stomach, tequila came in like a bunch of bandoleros and said "we dont want no trouble man" then they started a fight with the other "alcohols" and the bouncer "the stomach" said..okay thats it, everybody out, no not that way, the way you came in!

Orga · 08-22-2004, 09:19 AM

i Like it

Corona · 08-22-2004, 09:39 AM

I'll stick to scotch.

Fletch XXX · 08-22-2004, 09:45 AM

nope, but Jack D and Jim Beam sure are.

beergood · 08-22-2004, 09:47 AM

I'm recovering from a Tequila rampage right now.

fuzebox · 08-22-2004, 10:15 AM

The mexicans always stir shit up at my parties

Jose is never invited but always shows up towards the end of the evening anyway.

gin · 08-22-2004, 10:21 AM

tequila is good. but only the good shit, try few shots of patron, it's good and will get you a nice drunk

Elli · 08-22-2004, 10:34 AM

Ugh, I have given tequila a few honest tries, but I just can't handle the smell or taste or burning (oh god the burning). I did have a Tequila Sunrise with some baja rosa that wasn't half bad, but I'm assuming you mean the straight up nasty stuff. That's not my thing. But then, I don't like to get wasted, either.

Jman · 08-22-2004, 10:36 AM

Left tequila for jager ... Much better

SykkBoy · 08-22-2004, 10:40 AM

I had a really ba tequila drunk once and to this day, can't even handle the smell.....
that was the night my wife saved my wife (well, she wasn't my wife at the time), I almost choked on my own puke...I had a day and a half hangover...

Shortbread · 08-22-2004, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
But its fun to drink anyways.

I thought you don't drink?

Corona · 08-22-2004, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
I had a really ba tequila drunk once and to this day, can't even handle the smell.....

Tequila and Southern Comfort both fit into that category for me.

Pipecrew · 08-22-2004, 12:02 PM

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Originally posted by Doctor Dre
It made me stop drinking ... afteR I took about 20 in 5 minutes

hahaha you're so full of shit dude.

TheMob · 08-22-2004, 12:04 PM

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Originally posted by tony404
Worse drunk I ever had was from Tequila, I got so fucked up I decided I was tired . I needed to lay down for a bit . I laid down on the mens room floor in my friends bar in NYC to take a nap. That was the last time I ever drank . lol

lmfao! tequila makes you just lose every piece of dignity you have.

TheMob · 08-22-2004, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tony404
Worse drunk I ever had was from Tequila, I got so fucked up I decided I was tired . I needed to lay down for a bit . I laid down on the mens room floor in my friends bar in NYC to take a nap. That was the last time I ever drank . lol

Praguer · 08-22-2004, 12:06 PM

Tequila or Vodka Straight

Carol@Pixipay · 08-22-2004, 12:09 PM

I'm with CD and baddog on this one.

I don't shoot it ever, I don't mix it with anything, I sip it. I love the taste though, bad tequilla though will - rather can - leave you scared for life!

AvanteGuard · 08-22-2004, 12:09 PM

Tequila....have you hugged your toilet today?

BradM · 08-22-2004, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shortbread
I thought you don't drink?

An occassion called for a bit.

AndrewKanuck · 08-22-2004, 12:24 PM

I love tequila - gotta get the good shit tho and don't fuck around with salt and lemons

Peaches · 08-22-2004, 12:26 PM

I can't even smell tequila any more without feeling sick to my stomach after several run ins with it in the early 80's.

iwantchixx · 08-22-2004, 12:29 PM

play your cards right and use tequila properly and you just might get your willie wet bud

Firehorse · 08-23-2004, 02:32 AM

I like Tequila, especially the good stuff!

reynold · 08-23-2004, 02:35 AM

tequila is fun. have some lemon and salt and be ready for bodyshots!!!

08-21-2004, 07:48 PM	#1
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Tequila is not your friend But its fun to drink anyways.

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Easton Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 9,825	ever since pounding back tequila from a barmaid's water pistol in Cancun during college, i can't even stand the smell of tequila, let alone the taste LOL __________________ New models booked and shot every week... MILFs, pornstars and teens. Girls for every niche and project. Looking for high-quality affordable exclusive content? Check me out at Easton Content for all the details.

08-21-2004, 07:55 PM	#7
Jman Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Canuckstikan Posts: 22,768	LMAO... I remember Me, Steve Sweet and Good Chris last year having a tequila degustation (it's a fuckign french word) Tested a few bottles of Tequila and a vaporiser. Woke up the next day i was in a ferry going on Vancouver Island to fish down at Painters Lodge __________________ email: [email protected] Best AI Affiliate Program We also do WL at $0.00 upfront costs FantasyXXX.AI Teams: jean.francois.laverdiere TG: @jman1216

08-21-2004, 07:49 PM	#3
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	why do you say that? drink the good stuff, and don't add weird shit and you will be fine

08-21-2004, 07:55 PM	#6
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	Worse drunk I ever had was from Tequila, I got so fucked up I decided I was tired . I needed to lay down for a bit . I laid down on the mens room floor in my friends bar in NYC to take a nap. That was the last time I ever drank . lol

08-22-2004, 08:41 AM	#9
Preacher Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 2,970	I only drink beer... heh

08-22-2004, 09:11 AM	#10
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Tequila is god-given, but it is a fickle mistress. She needs to be respected. Drink the good stuff like Baddog said, and don't guzzle it down like a kiddy on spring break and you will come to love Tequila as much as I do. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

08-22-2004, 09:14 AM	#11
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08-22-2004, 09:16 AM	#12
Michaelious Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Scotland Posts: 6,720	Tequila is NOT my friend! __________________

08-22-2004, 09:17 AM	#13
Trixxxia Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 5,600	First time I tried Tequila I must have been 14 - three shooters & I was out for about 33 hours......good thing my mom just thought I was sick with an infection! Don't let me tell you about my first joint......that was another nightmare!

08-22-2004, 09:18 AM	#14
Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	yeah. it'll have you talking to god on the big white phone. jim brewer did a skit on comedy central where each alcohol was a person in costume in this guys stomach, tequila came in like a bunch of bandoleros and said "we dont want no trouble man" then they started a fight with the other "alcohols" and the bouncer "the stomach" said..okay thats it, everybody out, no not that way, the way you came in! Last edited by Marcus Aurelius; 08-22-2004 at 09:21 AM..

08-22-2004, 09:19 AM	#15
Orga Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: EU/Est Posts: 608	i Like it

08-22-2004, 09:39 AM	#16
Corona Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Third mall from the sun Posts: 2,185	I'll stick to scotch. __________________ I was looking for a job, and then I found a job And heaven knows I'm miserable now

08-22-2004, 09:45 AM	#17
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08-22-2004, 09:47 AM	#18
beergood Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: United States Posts: 2,918	I'm recovering from a Tequila rampage right now.

08-22-2004, 10:15 AM	#19
fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,119	The mexicans always stir shit up at my parties Jose is never invited but always shows up towards the end of the evening anyway.

08-22-2004, 10:21 AM	#20
gin Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 672	tequila is good. but only the good shit, try few shots of patron, it's good and will get you a nice drunk

08-22-2004, 10:34 AM	#21
Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	Ugh, I have given tequila a few honest tries, but I just can't handle the smell or taste or burning (oh god the burning). I did have a Tequila Sunrise with some baja rosa that wasn't half bad, but I'm assuming you mean the straight up nasty stuff. That's not my thing. But then, I don't like to get wasted, either. __________________ email: [email protected]

08-22-2004, 10:36 AM	#22
Jman Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Canuckstikan Posts: 22,768	Left tequila for jager ... Much better __________________ email: [email protected] Best AI Affiliate Program We also do WL at $0.00 upfront costs FantasyXXX.AI Teams: jean.francois.laverdiere TG: @jman1216

08-22-2004, 10:40 AM	#23
SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	I had a really ba tequila drunk once and to this day, can't even handle the smell..... that was the night my wife saved my wife (well, she wasn't my wife at the time), I almost choked on my own puke...I had a day and a half hangover... __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

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08-22-2004, 12:09 PM	#30
Carol@Pixipay I have traffic for sale Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,118	I'm with CD and baddog on this one. I don't shoot it ever, I don't mix it with anything, I sip it. I love the taste though, bad tequilla though will - rather can - leave you scared for life!

08-22-2004, 12:09 PM	#31
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08-22-2004, 12:24 PM	#33
AndrewKanuck Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Cleveland & Atlanta Posts: 6,706	I love tequila - gotta get the good shit tho and don't fuck around with salt and lemons __________________

08-22-2004, 12:26 PM	#34
Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	I can't even smell tequila any more without feeling sick to my stomach after several run ins with it in the early 80's.

08-22-2004, 12:29 PM	#35
iwantchixx Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Boonies Posts: 12,860	play your cards right and use tequila properly and you just might get your willie wet bud

08-23-2004, 02:32 AM	#36
Firehorse Desire it and have it!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.fuckwithfire.com ICQ 512915 Posts: 30,767	I like Tequila, especially the good stuff! __________________ MySweetEbony

08-23-2004, 02:35 AM	#37
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	tequila is fun. have some lemon and salt and be ready for bodyshots!!!