Tequila is not your friend
 

But its fun to drink anyways.

:glugglug :glugglug

And Gin is a panty remover :Graucho

why do you say that? drink the good stuff, and don't add weird shit and you will be fine

Tequila is no friend of mine. The porcelain toilet god is my friend.

ever since pounding back tequila from a barmaid's water pistol in Cancun during college, i can't even stand the smell of tequila, let alone the taste LOL

Worse drunk I ever had was from Tequila, I got so fucked up I decided I was tired . I needed to lay down for a bit . I laid down on the mens room floor in my friends bar in NYC to take a nap. That was the last time I ever drank . lol

LMAO... I remember Me, Steve Sweet and Good Chris last year having a tequila degustation (it's a fuckign french word) Tested a few bottles of Tequila and a vaporiser. Woke up the next day i was in a ferry going on Vancouver Island to fish down at Painters Lodge :1orglaugh

It made me stop drinking ... afteR I took about 20 in 5 minutes

I only drink beer... heh :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup

Tequila is god-given, but it is a fickle mistress. She needs to be respected.

Drink the good stuff like Baddog said, and don't guzzle it down like a kiddy on spring break and you will come to love Tequila as much as I do.

You guys should head down to Mexico and try the bootleg 80% Ricia......

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Tequila is NOT my friend!

First time I tried Tequila I must have been 14 - three shooters & I was out for about 33 hours......good thing my mom just thought I was sick with an infection!

Don't let me tell you about my first joint......that was another nightmare!

yeah. it'll have you talking to god on the big white phone.


jim brewer did a skit on comedy central where each alcohol was a person in costume in this guys stomach, tequila came in like a bunch of bandoleros and said "we dont want no trouble man" then they started a fight with the other "alcohols" and the bouncer "the stomach" said..okay thats it, everybody out, no not that way, the way you came in!

http://www.hosstyle.com/Goofy%20shit/images/Tequila.jpg



i Like it :Graucho

I'll stick to scotch.

nope, but Jack D and Jim Beam sure are.

I'm recovering from a Tequila rampage right now.

The mexicans always stir shit up at my parties :(

Jose is never invited but always shows up towards the end of the evening anyway.

tequila is good. but only the good shit, try few shots of patron, it's good and will get you a nice drunk

Ugh, I have given tequila a few honest tries, but I just can't handle the smell or taste or burning (oh god the burning). I did have a Tequila Sunrise with some baja rosa that wasn't half bad, but I'm assuming you mean the straight up nasty stuff. That's not my thing. But then, I don't like to get wasted, either.

Left tequila for jager ... Much better :Graucho

I had a really ba tequila drunk once and to this day, can't even handle the smell.....
that was the night my wife saved my wife (well, she wasn't my wife at the time), I almost choked on my own puke...I had a day and a half hangover...

I thought you don't drink?

Tequila and Southern Comfort both fit into that category for me.

hahaha you're so full of shit dude.

lmfao! tequila makes you just lose every piece of dignity you have.

Tequila or Vodka Straight :thumbsup

I'm with CD and baddog on this one.

I don't shoot it ever, I don't mix it with anything, I sip it. I love the taste though, bad tequilla though will - rather can - leave you scared for life!

Tequila....have you hugged your toilet today?

An occassion called for a bit.

I love tequila - gotta get the good shit tho and don't fuck around with salt and lemons

I can't even smell tequila any more without feeling sick to my stomach after several run ins with it in the early 80's. :throwup

play your cards right and use tequila properly and you just might get your willie wet bud :)

I like Tequila, especially the good stuff! :glugglug

tequila is fun. have some lemon and salt and be ready for bodyshots!!!:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup