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Lorenzo_Lamas · 08-23-2004, 02:13 AM

One of you little insignifigant specks mentioned something about me and David Hasselhoff, well guess what...

Any more questions assholes?

GatorB · 08-23-2004, 02:15 AM

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
One of you little insignifigant specks mentioned something about me and David Hasselhoff, well guess what...

Any more questions assholes?

WOW I didn't know a "famous" person had to be a name dropper to try to get repect on a messageboard. WOW you got your picture with Knight Rider. Can I worship you as a god now?

Lorenzo_Lamas · 08-23-2004, 02:15 AM

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Originally posted by GatorB
Suck your dick? I think you've got someone to do that for you.

Ya, YOU!

Get on your knees bitch. Open up and say Ahhhhhh...

WarChild · 08-23-2004, 02:16 AM

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
One of you little insignifigant specks mentioned something about me and David Hasselhoff, well guess what...

Any more questions assholes?

I have one!

Has your buddy Jean Claude ever won any full contact martial arts titles anywhere? Or is he really the paper champion everyone says he is?

hova · 08-23-2004, 02:17 AM

Lorenzo Lamas and Hasselhoff are my heroes!

Lorenzo_Lamas · 08-23-2004, 02:17 AM

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Originally posted by GatorB
Can I worship you as a god now?

Yes, you can. As I told just told you, get on your knees, and while you're down there slobbering on my dick, you can worship me all you want.

GatorB · 08-23-2004, 02:18 AM

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
Ya, YOU!

Get on your knees bitch. Open up and say Ahhhhhh...

Sorry your dick is too small. I mean that's what you wife said about it while I was doing her in the ass last night.

michel · 08-23-2004, 02:18 AM

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
Yet another illiterate child.

Is this place a daycare center or what?

I was making the same point you did, but hey....

hova · 08-23-2004, 02:18 AM

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
Ya, YOU!

Get on your knees bitch. Open up and say Ahhhhhh...

Thats gay

Lorenzo_Lamas · 08-23-2004, 02:19 AM

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Originally posted by GatorB
Sorry your dick is too small. I mean that's what you wife said about it while I was doing her in the ass last night.

That is embarassingly weak, man. Just go to bed before your folks catch you on the computer.

hova · 08-23-2004, 02:20 AM

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
Yes, you can. As I told just told you, get on your knees, and while you're down there slobbering on my dick, you can worship me all you want.

If you make more gay remarks you are no longer my hero

elaborate · 08-23-2004, 02:20 AM

Just as i'm reading this thread, Lorenzo_Lamas actually shows up on my TV on "Inside Edition"... You are like, totally almost famous !

Keep up the good work guy, but no one actually cares here.

GatorB · 08-23-2004, 02:24 AM

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
That is embarassingly weak, man. Just go to bed before your folks catch you on the computer.

God for a "celeb" you sure don't have a life. Seriously you are being a dick to everyone because your webmaster whined about everyone's opinions about his site design. Well he came her and ASKED for opinons. Now it's all well and good to defend your friend, but the site design sucks. And instead of being a dick why not actually take some advise on fix your site. Jeez, if we were trying to really be assholes we would have said it looked great. Also tell your friend that when you come to a place called GO FUCK YOURSELF you should expect some not so nice replies.

GatorB · 08-23-2004, 02:25 AM

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
That is embarassingly weak, man. Just go to bed before your folks catch you on the computer.

Like "suck my dick" is any better.

Lorenzo_Lamas · 08-23-2004, 02:26 AM

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Originally posted by elaborate
Just as i'm reading this thread, Lorenzo_Lamas actually shows up on my TV on "Inside Edition"... You are like, totally almost famous !

Keep up the good work guy, but no one actually cares here.

If no one cared, you wouldn't have seen me on Inside Edition. This board is the closest you're ever going to come to anyone even knowing about your insignifigant self.

Lorenzo_Lamas · 08-23-2004, 02:28 AM

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Originally posted by GatorB
God for a "celeb" you sure don't have a life. Seriously you are being a dick to everyone because your webmaster whined about everyone's opinions about his site design. Well he came her and ASKED for opinons. Now it's all well and good to defend your friend, but the site design sucks. And instead of being a dick why not actually take some advise on fix your site. Jeez, if we were trying to really be assholes we would have said it looked great. Also tell your friend that when you come to a place called GO FUCK YOURSELF you should expect some not so nice replies.

Suck my DICK! That's right, take it like the bitch that you are...

elaborate · 08-23-2004, 02:30 AM

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
If no one cared, you wouldn't have seen me on Inside Edition. This board is the closest you're ever going to come to anyone even knowing about your insignifigant self.

I think I said, no one cares here. Keyword being "here", referring to this forum(gofuckyourself.com). Am I making it simple enough for you?

"This board is the closest you're ever going to come to anyone even knowing about your insignifigant self."

Gave me a good laugh, thanks.

GatorB · 08-23-2004, 02:32 AM

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
If no one cared, you wouldn't have seen me on Inside Edition. This board is the closest you're ever going to come to anyone even knowing about your insignifigant self.

Man you are full of yourself. Personally I wouldn't want to be famous. Everyone knows you business. Anyways quit being so egotistical. If you weren't looking for attention you wouldn't still be posting here. WTF is your deal anyways? So you consider your fans insignificant because they aren't famous?

Holly · 08-23-2004, 02:32 AM

Out of all the characters/people on the face of the planet, WHAT made you pick LL? I'd fogotten he was even alive.

hova · 08-23-2004, 02:33 AM

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
Suck my DICK! That's right, take it like the bitch that you are...

You've done it! You are of my heroes list!

And Im going to remove your tat of my back!

bastard!

GatorB · 08-23-2004, 02:33 AM

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
Suck my DICK! That's right, take it like the bitch that you are...

Ok you're a fake. The real Lorenzo Lamas wouldn't be wasting his time here telling me to suck my dick 30 times in a row.

Lorenzo_Lamas · 08-23-2004, 02:34 AM

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Originally posted by elaborate
"This board is the closest you're ever going to come to anyone even knowing about your insignifigant self."

Gave me a good laugh, thanks.

Oh, so you have people that admire and respect you here? I doubt it, and if this true, this board is sadder than I originally thought.

Any supporters of this asswipe?

GatorB · 08-23-2004, 02:34 AM

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Originally posted by Holly
Out of all the characters/people on the face of the planet, WHAT made you pick LL? I'd fogotten he was even alive.

I thik that was the point.

Persius · 08-23-2004, 02:36 AM

fag go suck hassalhoff's cock! while ur at it

Lorenzo_Lamas · 08-23-2004, 02:37 AM

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Originally posted by GatorB
Ok you're a fake. The real Lorenzo Lamas wouldn't be wasting his time here telling me to suck my dick 30 times in a row.

You're a detective to be reckoned with, indeed!

Get a job immediately, you're only getting older each day you just sit in front of your computer and play games.

GatorB · 08-23-2004, 02:42 AM

Hey LL has 6 Yahoo Groups the largest of which has 146 members so don't fuck with him!

http://movies.dir.groups.yahoo.com/d...?show_groups=1

Also see him here

http://c-list-actors.com
http://hollywoodhasbeens.com
http://ibeatwomen.com
http://bathhouseboys.com

hova · 08-23-2004, 02:43 AM

I loved renegade, and now you do this

Lorenzo_Lamas · 08-23-2004, 02:44 AM

Originally posted by GatorB
Hey LL has 6 Yahoo Groups the largest of which has 146 members so don't fuck with him!

http://movies.dir.groups.yahoo.com/d...?show_groups=1

Put more time into your next post on this message board and maybe it won't be as pathetic as the ones you have made so far.

GatorB · 08-23-2004, 02:46 AM

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas

Put more time into your next post on this message board and maybe it won't be as pathetic as the ones you have made so far.

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Oh I'm so hurt. I'm getting bad reviews by Lorenzo. Well you are the expert on geting bad reviews. I guess we're not going to be buddies.

hova · 08-23-2004, 02:47 AM

I just farted

Lorenzo_Lamas · 08-23-2004, 02:50 AM

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Originally posted by GatorB
I guess we're not going to be buddies.

You got that right.

enter » · 08-23-2004, 02:53 AM

I can't believe this thread is still alive.

I'm gonna wager a guess and say Lorenzo Lamas = Grammar Police, only because he does have decent gramma and spells better than everyone trying to bash him here.

Is that you GP ?

GatorB · 08-23-2004, 02:54 AM

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
You got that right.

Man! And I thought we were connecting so well. I think I'll go shoot myself.

Lorenzo_Lamas · 08-23-2004, 02:57 AM

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Originally posted by enter »
I'm gonna wager a guess and say Lorenzo Lamas = Grammar Police, only because he does have decent gramma and spells better than everyone trying to bash him here.

Is that you GP ?

I guess you kids play a lot of games on here. I'm sorry to say that I am as real as it gets, and I am disgusted at what I have seen here.

I don't even know whay I have wasted as much time as I have here.

GatorB · 08-23-2004, 02:59 AM

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
I guess you kids play a lot of games on here. I'm sorry to say that I am as real as it gets, and I am disgusted at what I have seen here.

I don't even know whay I have wasted as much time as I have here.

because you have no life?

hova · 08-23-2004, 03:04 AM

I should have known

michel · 08-23-2004, 03:06 AM

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Originally posted by hova

I should have known

David?

Lorenzo_Lamas · 08-23-2004, 03:06 AM

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Originally posted by enter »
he does have decent gramma and spells better than everyone trying to bash him here.

That's no difficult feat. The average IQ on this board has got to be in the higher double digits.

Most of you won't even understand the above statment, but don't worry about it, just keep posting here on this board, because that's all you're capable of.

So sad.

jade_dragon · 08-23-2004, 03:09 AM

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Originally posted by WarChild
I have one!

Has your buddy Jean Claude ever won any full contact martial arts titles anywhere? Or is he really the paper champion everyone says he is?

Has he ever entered one?!?!?! He was a ballet dancer, he could fake the moves well and the movie studio had struck out using real martial artists........... I believe they said he then started training in martial arts to better play the roles. If I am not mistaken he studies Savat and we know how many great fighters have come from that art!

and sorry getting a 2 armed hug from a man is just odd, who wants some guys package pushed into his hip and his arms wrapped around him, showing love is one thing, being embraced is another........

enter » · 08-23-2004, 03:13 AM

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas

So sad.

I'm actually laughing out loud imagining Lorenzo lamas scrolling through the gfy smilie list, saying to himself, I need something that shows these idiots how smart I am.

Lorenzo_Lamas · 08-23-2004, 03:17 AM

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Originally posted by enter »
I'm actually laughing out loud imagining Lorenzo lamas scrolling through the gfy smilie list, saying to himself, I need something that shows these idiots how smart I am.

You're laughing out loud that you think that I am trying to impress you somehow?

I don't think so. You all know what I have done with my life, I am a celebrity that was married to a playboy playmate and am about to be married to another.

What have you done in your life that has been so special?

You do the math.

michel · 08-23-2004, 03:17 AM

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Originally posted by enter »
I'm actually laughing out loud imagining Lorenzo lamas scrolling through the gfy smilie list, saying to himself, I need something that shows these idiots how smart I am.

He already did: That's no difficult feat. The average IQ on this board has got to be in the higher double digits.

Manowar · 08-23-2004, 03:18 AM

i missed this whole thread, wtf is going on

Lorenzo_Lamas · 08-23-2004, 03:18 AM

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Originally posted by Manowar
i missed this whole thread, wtf is going on

I rest my case.

GatorB · 08-23-2004, 03:23 AM

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
You're laughing out loud that you think that I am trying to impress you somehow?

I don't think so. You all know what I have done with my life, I am a celebrity that was married to a playboy playmate and am about to be married to another.

What have you done in your life that has been so special?

Well I've never beaten my former playboy playmate ex-wife. So you're one up on me in that department.

Also being a C grade celeb acting in cheesy direct to video movies is no great feeat.

michel · 08-23-2004, 03:54 AM

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Originally posted by GatorB
Well I've never beaten my former playboy playmate ex-wife. So you're one up on me in that department.

Also being a C grade celeb acting in cheesy direct to video movies is no great feeat.

That must have hurt, I think he left

MissMiranda · 08-23-2004, 04:57 AM

well if it really is ll, I just have to say:

your ugly,your old, and your a fag.

Do you even have pictures of you with chicks??

ps..that site sucks. I designed better looking things using an angelfire template when I was 16

TurboAngel · 08-23-2004, 07:56 AM

LMFAO!

Honeyslut · 08-23-2004, 08:08 AM

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
So you got knocked up by a farmer. I'm not impressed.

Richard Roundtree lives up the street from me. Is he a farmer too ?

hahahaha

You are a riot.

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08-23-2004, 02:44 AM	#229
Lorenzo_Lamas So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 163	Originally posted by GatorB Hey LL has 6 Yahoo Groups the largest of which has 146 members so don't fuck with him! http://movies.dir.groups.yahoo.com/d...?show_groups=1 Put more time into your next post on this message board and maybe it won't be as pathetic as the ones you have made so far. Last edited by Lorenzo_Lamas; 08-23-2004 at 02:45 AM..

08-23-2004, 02:13 AM	#202
Lorenzo_Lamas So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 163	One of you little insignifigant specks mentioned something about me and David Hasselhoff, well guess what... Any more questions assholes?

08-23-2004, 02:20 AM	#213
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