This Has To Be The Funniest Blog In The WORLD - GoFuckYourself.com

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 08-20-2004, 05:20 PM

..yes its old, but i go from having a completly shitty day to honestly on the floor laughing so fucking hard i cant take in any air. http://tard-blog.com is an online blog written by an special ed teacher, who submits stories about her day at work. i went from reading entry number 1, and just could not stop until i finished every story. She honestly isnt a cruel woman, she loves her students very much, but some of the things that happen are just too much to not be told... enjoy, because once you start reading i promise you will lose about 3-4hours of your time.

All her submissions are true, only the names have been changed, including hers (she is known as "Riti Sped")

here is one of my all tiem favorite quotes from one of her submissions..""At this question, I can only wonder if the naked, screaming retard in the rice box is a figment of my imagination."

, have fun guys

-Jeff

http://tard-blog.com/riti1.html

Direct link to her first submission so you can read in order

sixxxthsense · 08-20-2004, 05:21 PM

this better not be a waste of my fucking shitty time!

EDIT: fuck that! Those pages are neverending!

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 08-20-2004, 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by sixxxthsense
this better not be a waste of my fucking shitty time!

would a man who refers to his car as "she" lie to you?

sixxxthsense · 08-20-2004, 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall
would a man who refers to his car as "she" lie to you?

thats funny!

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 08-20-2004, 05:25 PM

dude i fucking hate reading (yeah thats hwy i come to gfy daily?)

but seriously, yeah its alto to read sometimes, but i promise you will get into it and not be able to stop just because you want to hear whats next... there is more funny drama in her blog then GFY...

candyflip · 08-20-2004, 05:35 PM

Here's a short one...

The field trip

On our field trip this morning, one of the reetees spotted a birds nest in a big bush. The whole gang tweeted. I cleared some branches out so the kids could take a closer look. There was one little egg in the nest. The kids were in awe. Especially when Jamel, my little Sudanese SBD child asks if he can touch the egg. I let him. He picks the egg up out of the basket and crushes it in his hand. At this, some kids are crying, others are wanting to see the inside. Jamel fucking licks the shit out of his fucking hand, then throws the shell on the ground, and smashes it profusely with his feet.

This is only one of many things that has occurred today. I am in my room, waiting for my 11:00 group to show up for math. It is 11:09, I begin to wonder where they are. Then I remind myself that they are retarded, and stop wondering.

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 08-20-2004, 05:38 PM

hahah candyflip, read the next one if you think that part is funny..

hahah @ reetee

candyflip · 08-20-2004, 05:39 PM

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Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall
hahah candyflip, read the next one if you think that part is funny..

hahah @ reetee

Already past that one now too.

I think I found what I'm doing tonight.

Fuck books when there's funny shit like this too read!

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 08-20-2004, 05:42 PM

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Originally posted by candyflip
Already past that one now too.

I think I found what I'm doing tonight.

Fuck books when there's funny shit like this too read!

hahah sorry i just made you lose 3hours

Reak · 08-20-2004, 05:46 PM

fucking retard

dirtysouth · 08-20-2004, 05:47 PM

http://www.tuckermax.com/

Linked from her site.

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 08-20-2004, 05:49 PM

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Originally posted by dirtysouth
http://www.tuckermax.com/

Linked from her site.

yeah he runs/owns tard-blog, riti was his main blogger though..

but his personal site is fucking funny as hell too... i just find the life of a special ed teacher just too damn funny

Dagwolf · 08-20-2004, 05:52 PM

I read the whole site once. That's some funny shite... Too bad some people take it too seriously. You should read the hate mail that site gets.

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 08-20-2004, 05:55 PM

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Originally posted by Dagwolf
I read the whole site once. That's some funny shite... Too bad some people take it too seriously. You should read the hate mail that site gets.

yeah its a damn shame people dont know how to laugh at life.

i dont make fun of special needs people, but come on, the stories she tells, you cant help yourself.

hova · 08-20-2004, 06:01 PM

Thats some funny ass shit

Morgan · 08-20-2004, 06:04 PM

i dont think anyone that refers to a mentally retarded person as a "retard" or a "reetee" cares much about them.

wdsguy · 08-20-2004, 06:10 PM

haha funny shit

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 08-20-2004, 06:15 PM

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Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
i dont think anyone that refers to a mentally retarded person as a "retard" or a "reetee" cares much about them.

the pay is shit especially for what she has to put up with daily... she could go else where to get paid more and have alot less stress but she stayed by those poor kids sides, obviouslly she cares for them otherwise she wouldnt put up for less imcome that we make doing nothing.

also.. retard is a word, its not ment to hurt, but kids took the word to a new level..

EviLGuY · 08-20-2004, 06:45 PM

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Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall
..yes its old, but i go from having a completly shitty day to honestly on the floor laughing so fucking hard i cant take in any air. http://tard-blog.com is an online blog written by an special ed teacher, who submits stories about her day at work. i went from reading entry number 1, and just could not stop until i finished every story. She honestly isnt a cruel woman, she loves her students very much, but some of the things that happen are just too much to not be told... enjoy, because once you start reading i promise you will lose about 3-4hours of your time.

All her submissions are true, only the names have been changed, including hers (she is known as "Riti Sped")

here is one of my all tiem favorite quotes from one of her submissions..""At this question, I can only wonder if the naked, screaming retard in the rice box is a figment of my imagination."

, have fun guys

-Jeff

http://tard-blog.com/riti1.html

Direct link to her first submission so you can read in order

Nice find.. I bookmarked it for my next shitty day.

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 08-20-2004, 06:56 PM

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Originally posted by EviLGuY
Nice find.. I bookmarked it for my next shitty day.

check out the owners site http://tuckermax.com

holder of "asshole of the year" and "funniest man of the year"

he is great, just my style, dont give 2 fucks about what people think of him, yet he loves both positive and negitive attention

n3in · 08-20-2004, 07:04 PM

that site is awesome. i remember reading it a year or so ago, but i hadn't read in a while until tonight.

Doctor Dre · 08-20-2004, 07:25 PM

Bookmarked for when I get bored of GFY

08-20-2004, 05:20 PM	#1
Jeff aka NIGHTfall Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Port St. Lucie, Florida Posts: 5,162	This Has To Be The Funniest Blog In The WORLD ..yes its old, but i go from having a completly shitty day to honestly on the floor laughing so fucking hard i cant take in any air. http://tard-blog.com is an online blog written by an special ed teacher, who submits stories about her day at work. i went from reading entry number 1, and just could not stop until i finished every story. She honestly isnt a cruel woman, she loves her students very much, but some of the things that happen are just too much to not be told... enjoy, because once you start reading i promise you will lose about 3-4hours of your time. All her submissions are true, only the names have been changed, including hers (she is known as "Riti Sped") here is one of my all tiem favorite quotes from one of her submissions..""At this question, I can only wonder if the naked, screaming retard in the rice box is a figment of my imagination." , have fun guys -Jeff http://tard-blog.com/riti1.html Direct link to her first submission so you can read in order __________________ Register Now For PimpinPays.com

08-20-2004, 05:25 PM	#5
Jeff aka NIGHTfall Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Port St. Lucie, Florida Posts: 5,162	dude i fucking hate reading (yeah thats hwy i come to gfy daily?) but seriously, yeah its alto to read sometimes, but i promise you will get into it and not be able to stop just because you want to hear whats next... there is more funny drama in her blog then GFY... __________________ Register Now For PimpinPays.com

08-20-2004, 05:35 PM	#6
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,064	Here's a short one... The field trip On our field trip this morning, one of the reetees spotted a birds nest in a big bush. The whole gang tweeted. I cleared some branches out so the kids could take a closer look. There was one little egg in the nest. The kids were in awe. Especially when Jamel, my little Sudanese SBD child asks if he can touch the egg. I let him. He picks the egg up out of the basket and crushes it in his hand. At this, some kids are crying, others are wanting to see the inside. Jamel fucking licks the shit out of his fucking hand, then throws the shell on the ground, and smashes it profusely with his feet. This is only one of many things that has occurred today. I am in my room, waiting for my 11:00 group to show up for math. It is 11:09, I begin to wonder where they are. Then I remind myself that they are retarded, and stop wondering. __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

08-20-2004, 05:38 PM	#7
Jeff aka NIGHTfall Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Port St. Lucie, Florida Posts: 5,162	hahah candyflip, read the next one if you think that part is funny.. hahah @ reetee __________________ Register Now For PimpinPays.com

08-20-2004, 05:47 PM	#11
dirtysouth Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Mobtown Posts: 2,613	http://www.tuckermax.com/ Linked from her site. __________________ no sig

08-20-2004, 05:21 PM	#2
sixxxthsense Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,421	this better not be a waste of my fucking shitty time! EDIT: fuck that! Those pages are neverending!

08-20-2004, 05:46 PM	#10
Reak So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: 420Calendar.com Posts: 17,920	fucking retard

08-20-2004, 05:52 PM	#13
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	I read the whole site once. That's some funny shite... Too bad some people take it too seriously. You should read the hate mail that site gets. __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

08-20-2004, 06:01 PM	#15
hova Traffillionaire Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: ICQ:209371571 Posts: 22,430	Thats some funny ass shit __________________ http://traffillions.com/ Sign up and get lifetime revshare on your traffic

08-20-2004, 06:04 PM	#16
Morgan Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Corona Del Mar, CA Posts: 10,520	i dont think anyone that refers to a mentally retarded person as a "retard" or a "reetee" cares much about them. __________________ PornstarPlatinum.com \| TransErotica.com

08-20-2004, 06:10 PM	#17
wdsguy Ryde or Die Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: California-Shanghai Posts: 19,568	haha funny shit

08-20-2004, 07:04 PM	#21
n3in Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 1,377	that site is awesome. i remember reading it a year or so ago, but i hadn't read in a while until tonight. __________________ My sig was changed cause I don't know how to read the rules on this page http://www.gofuckyourself.com/gfy_faqs.html You can contact me about getting on as an advertiser - eric AT adult.com