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AndyMike · 08-20-2004, 12:18 PM

A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what
hole he was on.

He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing.

She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you're a hole behind me,
so you must be on the 6th hole."

He thanked her and went back to his golf.

On the back nine, the same thing happened, and he approached the
lady again with the same request.

She said, "I'm on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, so you must
be on the 13th."

Once again he thanked her.

He finished his round and went into the club house and saw the
lady sitting at the end of the bar.

He went up to her and said, "Let me buy you a drink to show my
appreciation for your help."

He started a conversation and asked her what kind of
work she did.

She said she was in sales, and he said he was in sales also.
He asked what she sold.

She replied, "If I told you, you would only laugh."

"No, I wouldn't," he said.

She said, "I sell tampons."

With that he fell on the floor laughing so hard.

She said, "See, I knew you would laugh."

"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied. "I'm a toilet
paper salesman, so I'm STILL one hole behind you!"

SELL100 · 08-20-2004, 12:18 PM

Trading could be choppy on this triple-witching Friday as August individual equity options and some options on stock indexes stop trading at Friday's close.

cornhusker · 08-20-2004, 12:21 PM

Manowar · 08-20-2004, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SELL100
Trading could be choppy on this triple-witching Friday as August individual equity options and some options on stock indexes stop trading at Friday's close.

Wrong thread reply, perhaps ?

gornyhuy · 08-20-2004, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Manowar
Wrong thread reply, perhaps ?

No ... shitty design on a spambot

Doctor Dre · 08-20-2004, 02:35 PM

Gay joke ...

EviLGuY · 08-20-2004, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cornhusker
wtf?

A lame joke followed by a completely nonsensical (and possible posted in the wrong thread) reply.

WTF indeed.

AndyMike · 08-20-2004, 02:58 PM

and that fart in a jar post was such a value to the community....

08-20-2004, 12:18 PM	#1
AndyMike Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 85	Which Hole? A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you're a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine, the same thing happened, and he approached the lady again with the same request. She said, "I'm on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th." Once again he thanked her. He finished his round and went into the club house and saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar. He went up to her and said, "Let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help." He started a conversation and asked her what kind of work she did. She said she was in sales, and he said he was in sales also. He asked what she sold. She replied, "If I told you, you would only laugh." "No, I wouldn't," he said. She said, "I sell tampons." With that he fell on the floor laughing so hard. She said, "See, I knew you would laugh." "That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied. "I'm a toilet paper salesman, so I'm STILL one hole behind you!" __________________ ICQ: 173294127 [email protected] Need more traffic? Try JustUsBoys.com for massive traffic from the largest gay community online.

08-20-2004, 12:18 PM	#2
SELL100 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: fuck you i said Posts: 53	Trading could be choppy on this triple-witching Friday as August individual equity options and some options on stock indexes stop trading at Friday's close. __________________

08-20-2004, 12:21 PM	#3
cornhusker Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 1,374	wtf? __________________

08-20-2004, 02:58 PM	#8
AndyMike Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 85	and that fart in a jar post was such a value to the community.... __________________ ICQ: 173294127 [email protected] Need more traffic? Try JustUsBoys.com for massive traffic from the largest gay community online.