Bear guzzles 36 beers, passes out at campground - GoFuckYourself.com

SuckOnThis · 08-19-2004, 08:19 PM

SEATTLE, Washington (Reuters) -- A black bear was found passed out at a campground in Washington state recently after guzzling down three dozen cans of a local beer, a campground worker said on Wednesday.

"We noticed a bear sleeping on the common lawn and wondered what was going on until we discovered that there were a lot of beer cans lying around," said Lisa Broxson, a worker at the Baker Lake Resort, 80 miles (129 kilometers) northeast of Seattle.

The hard-drinking bear, estimated to be about two years old, broke into campers' coolers and, using his claws and teeth to open the cans, swilled down the suds.

It turns out the bear was a bit of a beer sophisticate. He tried a mass-market Busch beer, but switched to Rainier Beer, a local ale, and stuck with it for his drinking binge.

Wildlife agents chased the bear away, but it returned the next day, said Broxson.

They set a trap using as bait some doughnuts, honey and two cans of Rainier Beer. It worked, and the bear was captured for relocation.

AndrewKanuck · 08-19-2004, 08:22 PM

*timeline pic*

SuckOnThis · 08-19-2004, 08:29 PM

Evil1 · 08-19-2004, 08:36 PM

Holy fuck, the exact same thing happened just a few days ago at the same fucking place.. weird.

Love Brokers · 08-19-2004, 09:14 PM

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Originally posted by SuckOnThis

Great sporting activity, huh? You with your fucking magnum rifle at a distance from your predator.

Vitasoy · 08-19-2004, 09:25 PM

Saw this one the news

fr8 · 08-19-2004, 09:26 PM

Its camp. everyone has to drink a couple.

BigWebRev · 08-19-2004, 09:27 PM

welcome to two days ago friends..............

Easton · 08-19-2004, 09:32 PM

hahaha... what a cool story

slavdogg · 08-19-2004, 09:37 PM

sounds like wiseman

SmokeyTheBear · 08-19-2004, 10:34 PM

thats my cousin edwin

corbu · 08-20-2004, 12:14 AM

the bear needs to go to AA

corbu

SuckOnThis · 08-20-2004, 02:20 AM

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Originally posted by Love Brokers
Great sporting activity, huh? You with your fucking magnum rifle at a distance from your predator.

Sorry bro, don't know what kind of trip you're on but thats not me.

mardigras · 08-20-2004, 06:15 AM

Only 36 beers? What a pussy that bear is!

Martin · 08-20-2004, 06:23 AM

jimmyf · 08-20-2004, 07:43 AM

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Originally posted by corbu
the bear needs to go to AA

corbu

Doctor Dre · 08-20-2004, 08:50 AM

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Originally posted by mardigras
Only 36 beers? What a pussy that bear is!

:P Imagine when it's the first time you drink !

GTS Mark · 08-20-2004, 09:21 AM

That bear is my hero

DH

08-19-2004, 08:19 PM	#1
SuckOnThis So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In my head Posts: 6,844	Bear guzzles 36 beers, passes out at campground SEATTLE, Washington (Reuters) -- A black bear was found passed out at a campground in Washington state recently after guzzling down three dozen cans of a local beer, a campground worker said on Wednesday. "We noticed a bear sleeping on the common lawn and wondered what was going on until we discovered that there were a lot of beer cans lying around," said Lisa Broxson, a worker at the Baker Lake Resort, 80 miles (129 kilometers) northeast of Seattle. The hard-drinking bear, estimated to be about two years old, broke into campers' coolers and, using his claws and teeth to open the cans, swilled down the suds. It turns out the bear was a bit of a beer sophisticate. He tried a mass-market Busch beer, but switched to Rainier Beer, a local ale, and stuck with it for his drinking binge. Wildlife agents chased the bear away, but it returned the next day, said Broxson. They set a trap using as bait some doughnuts, honey and two cans of Rainier Beer. It worked, and the bear was captured for relocation.

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