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SuckOnThis 08-19-2004 08:19 PM

Bear guzzles 36 beers, passes out at campground
 
SEATTLE, Washington (Reuters) -- A black bear was found passed out at a campground in Washington state recently after guzzling down three dozen cans of a local beer, a campground worker said on Wednesday.

"We noticed a bear sleeping on the common lawn and wondered what was going on until we discovered that there were a lot of beer cans lying around," said Lisa Broxson, a worker at the Baker Lake Resort, 80 miles (129 kilometers) northeast of Seattle.

The hard-drinking bear, estimated to be about two years old, broke into campers' coolers and, using his claws and teeth to open the cans, swilled down the suds.

It turns out the bear was a bit of a beer sophisticate. He tried a mass-market Busch beer, but switched to Rainier Beer, a local ale, and stuck with it for his drinking binge.

Wildlife agents chased the bear away, but it returned the next day, said Broxson.

They set a trap using as bait some doughnuts, honey and two cans of Rainier Beer. It worked, and the bear was captured for relocation.

AndrewKanuck 08-19-2004 08:22 PM

*timeline pic*

SuckOnThis 08-19-2004 08:29 PM

http://www.larryrivers.com/image_akb...r-jiro-hor.jpg

Evil1 08-19-2004 08:36 PM

Holy fuck, the exact same thing happened just a few days ago at the same fucking place.. weird.

Love Brokers 08-19-2004 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SuckOnThis
http://www.larryrivers.com/image_akb...r-jiro-hor.jpg
Great sporting activity, huh? You with your fucking magnum rifle at a distance from your predator.

Vitasoy 08-19-2004 09:25 PM

Saw this one the news :1orglaugh

fr8 08-19-2004 09:26 PM

Its camp. everyone has to drink a couple.

BigWebRev 08-19-2004 09:27 PM

welcome to two days ago friends..............:helpme

Easton 08-19-2004 09:32 PM

hahaha... what a cool story :glugglug

slavdogg 08-19-2004 09:37 PM

sounds like wiseman :)

SmokeyTheBear 08-19-2004 10:34 PM

thats my cousin edwin

corbu 08-20-2004 12:14 AM

the bear needs to go to AA

corbu

SuckOnThis 08-20-2004 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Love Brokers
Great sporting activity, huh? You with your fucking magnum rifle at a distance from your predator.
Sorry bro, don't know what kind of trip you're on but thats not me. :1orglaugh

mardigras 08-20-2004 06:15 AM

Only 36 beers? What a pussy that bear is!:winkwink: :glugglug

Martin 08-20-2004 06:23 AM

:1orglaugh

jimmyf 08-20-2004 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by corbu
the bear needs to go to AA

corbu

:1orglaugh

Doctor Dre 08-20-2004 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mardigras
Only 36 beers? What a pussy that bear is!:winkwink: :glugglug
:P Imagine when it's the first time you drink !

GTS Mark 08-20-2004 09:21 AM

That bear is my hero :thumbsup

DH


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