Another interesting fact about Canadians on GFY - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

JFK · 08-20-2004, 08:02 AM

Fitty CANADA RULEZ

Jman · 08-20-2004, 08:05 AM

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Originally posted by boobmaster

They don't give PhDs to retarted folks.

No but seems they give phd's to IDIOTS

boobmaster · 08-20-2004, 08:11 AM

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Originally posted by JMan
No but seems they give phd's to IDIOTS

GTS Mark · 08-20-2004, 08:12 AM

Statistics show that 90% of the Canadian Population lives within a 2 hour drive to the US border.

Think about it, Toronto, Vancouver, Montreal and Winnipeg all off the top of my head are within 2 hours of the border ;)

DH

boobmaster · 08-20-2004, 08:13 AM

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Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Statistics show that 90% of the Canadian Population lives within a 2 hour drive to the US border.

Think about it, Toronto, Vancouver, Montreal and Winnipeg all off the top of my head are within 2 hours of the border ;)

DH

Canadians = Americans without voting rights

Jman · 08-20-2004, 08:16 AM

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Originally posted by boobmaster

I apologize for calling you an idiot. Obviously with this educated response you proved me wrong.

SleazyDream · 08-20-2004, 08:17 AM

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Originally posted by JMan
No but seems they give phd's to IDIOTS

Phoenix · 08-20-2004, 08:18 AM

Canadians are shifty...i'd be wary when dealing with them

chodadog · 08-20-2004, 08:26 AM

I've been thinking long and hard about boobmaster's post. He's onto something. Take Australia for example. What the fuck is with the majority of webmasters living on in Queensland, Victoria and New South Wales? When are those damn Northern Territory folks going to start pulling their weight...

Retard.

Doctor Dre · 08-20-2004, 08:29 AM

I'm from ottawa ;P pretty much alone here with machine gun kelly and 2 other guys .

boobmaster · 08-20-2004, 08:31 AM

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Originally posted by chodadog
I've been thinking long and hard about boobmaster's post. He's onto something. Take Australia for example. What the fuck is with the majority of webmasters living on in Queensland, Victoria and New South Wales? When are those damn Northern Territory folks going to start pulling their weight...

Retard.

Why do you keep calling yourself a retard?

Look, dude. Come up with any intelligence test you can think of. I will beat you in every single one of them. I am smarter than you. I am better looking than you. I have more money than you.

Jman · 08-20-2004, 08:39 AM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
Why do you keep calling yourself a retard?

Look, dude. Come up with any intelligence test you can think of. I will beat you in every single one of them. I am smarter than you. I am better looking than you. I have more money than you.

Look ma I am making progress I can have balls behind a keyboard

Blah di da da da ... I am a smart

Maudits Cretins

Jman · 08-20-2004, 08:39 AM

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Originally posted by Phoenix
Canadians are shifty...i'd be wary when dealing with them

Especially the Torontonians

JFK · 08-20-2004, 08:43 AM

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Originally posted by JMan
Especially the Torontonians

Wheeeeuww .......I just missed that one by 30 miles

Phoenix · 08-20-2004, 08:46 AM

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Originally posted by JMan
Especially the Torontonians

yeah those toronto peeps are almost as bad as the frenchies

hehe see you in Quebec bro

Odie · 08-20-2004, 08:48 AM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
Why do you keep calling yourself a retard?

Look, dude. Come up with any intelligence test you can think of. I will beat you in every single one of them. I am smarter than you. I am better looking than you. I have more money than you.

wow someone has confidence!! lol

Do you actually feel better about urself now that u have stated that???

I'd love to see a picture of you. You're prolly some over-weight hideous creature who hides behind his keyboard.

Odie · 08-20-2004, 08:49 AM

who u callin "shifty" Brad?? and u too Jman!!

rickholio · 08-20-2004, 09:11 AM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
Why do you keep calling yourself a retard?

Look, dude. Come up with any intelligence test you can think of. I will beat you in every single one of them. I am smarter than you. I am better looking than you. I have more money than you.

And Paris Hilton has far, far more money than you. I guess that means she beats your sorry ass in the brain game, right?

But by all means, post your IQ test scores. A recent and modern one, if you don't mind... One that shows percentile as opposed to outdated "IQ scores". Perhaps the Wunderlic test. A simple scan of the results page will do, along with some official form of picture ID (drivers license or passport will do) and of course a picture of you holding the test so we can all revel in your magnificent presence.

I assume someone of your "awesome intellect" will be able to operate a scanner and digital camera effectively, and I'm sure someone who's in such DIRE need to prove... something... will be more than happy to provide documentation of your presumptive superiority.

Oh, and I'm from one of those "other provinces". In your parlance, I'm from the province of Halifax, and I've done my tours in the provinces of Regina, Edmonton, Vancouver and Victoria at different points... so, now you can tell all the members of your elitist peer group that you've heard of people from more than just those three provinces. You'll be the toast of the winetasting, undoubtably.

Odie · 08-20-2004, 09:14 AM

Hi Rickholio!!

I love Halifax!! I went to Dalhousie U for a few months!! Great place!! mmmmm, lobster!!!

oh and well said!

LadyMischief · 08-20-2004, 09:16 AM

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Originally posted by rickholio
And Paris Hilton has far, far more money than you. I guess that means she beats your sorry ass in the brain game, right?

But by all means, post your IQ test scores. A recent and modern one, if you don't mind... One that shows percentile as opposed to outdated "IQ scores". Perhaps the Wunderlic test. A simple scan of the results page will do, along with some official form of picture ID (drivers license or passport will do) and of course a picture of you holding the test so we can all revel in your magnificent presence.

I assume someone of your "awesome intellect" will be able to operate a scanner and digital camera effectively, and I'm sure someone who's in such DIRE need to prove... something... will be more than happy to provide documentation of your presumptive superiority.

Oh, and I'm from one of those "other provinces". In your parlance, I'm from the province of Halifax, and I've done my tours in the provinces of Regina, Edmonton, Vancouver and Victoria at different points... so, now you can tell all the members of your elitist peer group that you've heard of people from more than just those three provinces. You'll be the toast of the winetasting, undoubtably.

hahah dude you rock.

rickholio · 08-20-2004, 09:19 AM

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Originally posted by Odie
Hi Rickholio!!

I love Halifax!! I went to Dalhousie U for a few months!! Great place!! mmmmm, lobster!!!

oh and well said!

I'm in town for a couple days, too... just sitting in the hotel killing some time waiting for the wife to get ready to go ;) I'm thinking about going to the la belle province for the meet there... always nice to write off a short vacation as a biz expense.

Maybe I'll see you there!

TheLegacy · 08-20-2004, 09:22 AM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
Why do you keep calling yourself a retard?

I am smarter than you. I am better looking than you. I have more money than you.

And even though you possess all that, you still do not have the most valuable thing: the wisdom to know how to use it and when to shut up

Odie · 08-20-2004, 09:22 AM

you talking about the QWEBEC EXPO?? I'll be there!! Make sure you say hi!!

rickholio · 08-20-2004, 09:24 AM

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Originally posted by TheLegacy
And even though you possess all that, you still do not possess the most valuable thing: the wisdom to know how to use it and when to shut up

I agree... the class acts who're REALLY doing well have no need to talk incessantly about how good they're doing.

LadyMischief · 08-20-2004, 09:26 AM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
Do you have a boyfriend? I like you.

I'm married and have three kids, I don't need another fucking kid around thanks. My 5 year old has more common sense than you.

Jman · 08-20-2004, 09:27 AM

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Originally posted by Phoenix
yeah those toronto peeps are almost as bad as the frenchies

hehe see you in Quebec bro

Those damn fucking frenchies, Hell I had to move outa there they where driving me nuts.

Miss the girls Doh!

Jean-Francois

y'all

Huggles · 08-20-2004, 09:29 AM

PHD

Player hatin' degree

TheLegacy · 08-20-2004, 09:33 AM

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Originally posted by JMan
Those damn fucking frenchies, Hell I had to move outa there they where driving me nuts.

Miss the girls Doh!

Jean-Francois y'all

LOL I know you dont mean that - actually some of the best parties I've been too were in quebec not too mention as was my ex... still friends... but a great place to visit.

People I have no problem with, its the government

Pleasurepays · 08-20-2004, 09:38 AM

Boobmaster has to be a hoax.

no one could be this stupid on accident. it has to be on purpose.

DevilsBackbone · 08-20-2004, 09:42 AM

Why poor Boobmaster likes to get his ass raped in every thread?

There must be something he likes about it.

directfiesta · 08-20-2004, 09:44 AM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
In history class, they taught me that there are seven whole other provences in Canada.

Should have taken orthograph classes ....

hilly · 08-20-2004, 09:52 AM

Anyone from Halifax Nova Scotia ?
I was there some years ago. Nice little town and nice people.
But we went to a club and the bouncers at the door wouldnt let us in.

ColBigBalls · 08-20-2004, 10:50 AM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
They all seem to be from either Montreal, Toronto, or Calgary. In history class, they taught me that there are seven whole other provences in Canada.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Montreal, toronto and Calgary are cities not pronevcise fucktard lol Good to see the american education system is up to par

chodadog · 08-20-2004, 10:57 AM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
Why do you keep calling yourself a retard?

Look, dude. Come up with any intelligence test you can think of. I will beat you in every single one of them. I am smarter than you. I am better looking than you. I have more money than you.

I'm not the one going about calling Toronto a province, am I? I don't have anything to prove to you. I'll simply continue to call you a retard.

So, without further adieu..

You're retarded.

rickholio · 08-20-2004, 10:55 PM

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Originally posted by chodadog
I'm not the one going about calling Toronto a province, am I? I don't have anything to prove to you. I'll simply continue to call you a retard.

So, without further adieu..

You're retarded.

I don't know if I'd call him a retard. He does, allegedly, have the ability to operate a computer (unless he's doing it by proxy... perhaps a highly trained Rhesus monkey?) People that are developmentally disabled to the point of being flat-out retarded typically have a hard time figuring out machines more complex than, say, a zipper or doorknob.

I would, however, call him an unmitigated pussy by claiming:

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Originally posted by boobmaster
Come up with any intelligence test you can think of. I will beat you in every single one of them. I am smarter than you. I am better looking than you. I have more money than you.

... and then promptly pussying out when someone calls his bluff and tells him to step up.

Stupidity can be forgiven.
Ignorance can be cured.
Uglyness can be operated upon.
... but Pussification is permanent.

EviLGuY · 08-20-2004, 11:32 PM

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Originally posted by Makingcoin
Are you retarted?

Serious.

Well it's retarded.. but yes I believe he is/

boobmaster · 08-20-2004, 11:41 PM

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Originally posted by DevilsBackbone
Why poor Boobmaster likes to get his ass raped in every thread?

There must be something he likes about it.

FUCK OFF, NEWB! I don't take to being dissed by lightweights.

boobmaster · 08-20-2004, 11:44 PM

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Originally posted by chodadog
I'm not the one going about calling Toronto a province, am I? I don't have anything to prove to you. I'll simply continue to call you a retard.

So, without further adieu..

You're retarded.

I never said Toronto WAS a province. I IMPLIED that Toronto was IN a province. You are too FUCKING STUPID, dude.

boobmaster · 08-20-2004, 11:46 PM

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Originally posted by rickholio
I don't know if I'd call him a retard. He does, allegedly, have the ability to operate a computer (unless he's doing it by proxy... perhaps a highly trained Rhesus monkey?) People that are developmentally disabled to the point of being flat-out retarded typically have a hard time figuring out machines more complex than, say, a zipper or doorknob.

I would, however, call him an unmitigated pussy by claiming:

... and then promptly pussying out when someone calls his bluff and tells him to step up.

If someone did, I missed that post.

Steen2 · 08-20-2004, 11:47 PM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
They all seem to be from either Montreal, Toronto, or Calgary. In history class, they taught me that there are seven whole other provences in Canada.

I don't know where you pulled Calgary from but Toronto and Montreal make up quite a bit of Canada.

rickholio · 08-20-2004, 11:52 PM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
If someone did, I missed that post.

Look up Rusty, look waaaaay up.

67th post on this topic. Same page as this reply.

boobmaster · 08-20-2004, 11:58 PM

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Originally posted by rickholio
Look up Rusty, look waaaaay up.

67th post on this topic. Same page as this reply.

You were the challenger, eh? Challenger goes first.

Cigarette Sales · 08-21-2004, 12:07 AM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
They all seem to be from either Montreal, Toronto, or Calgary. In history class, they taught me that there are seven whole other provences in Canada.

Sometimes I truly believe that the number of total members of GFY would be automatically cut in half if we nuked Montreal.

Very true, that about covers the whole country. I've met a few from vancover too though

rickholio · 08-21-2004, 12:09 AM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
You were the challenger, eh? Challenger goes first.

Actually, YOU were the challenger, and the one making the grandiose claims. Once again, quoth you:

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Also originally posted by boobmaster
Look, dude. Come up with any intelligence test you can think of. I will beat you in every single one of them. I am smarter than you. I am better looking than you. I have more money than you.

I came up with a number of criteria as challenged by you to do so. Considering you also mentioned the "more money" thing which I overlooked the first time around, you could toss in whatever qualifies as proof of income in your country. In Canada, that would be a T-1 form for personal and T-2 for corporate earnings... whatever the equivalent is for you would suffice.

By all means sir, back up your claims.

If you can.

chodadog · 08-21-2004, 12:40 AM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
I never said Toronto WAS a province. I IMPLIED that Toronto was IN a province. You are too FUCKING STUPID, dude.

Really? Can you please show me how you implied that Toronto was in a province in this sentence? Break it down for me. I'm obviously at a lower level. I desperately need your help. Please.

"They all seem to be from either Montreal, Toronto, or Calgary. In history class, they taught me that there are seven whole other provences in Canada."

Those two sentences clearly imply that Montreal, Toronto and Calgary are provinces. Wouldn't it make more sense to say something like "30 other cities in Canada" (i have no idea how many cities there are in Canada, so stfu in advance) given that you made reference to cities in the previous sentence, and not provinces?

rickholio · 08-21-2004, 12:51 AM

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Originally posted by chodadog
"They all seem to be from either Montreal, Toronto, or Calgary. In history class, they taught me that there are seven whole other provences in Canada."

Those two sentences clearly imply that Montreal, Toronto and Calgary are provinces. Wouldn't it make more sense to say something like "30 other cities in Canada" (i have no idea how many cities there are in Canada, so stfu in advance) given that you made reference to cities in the previous sentence, and not provinces?

Also, isn't it odd that he learned about Canadian provences in HISTORY class? Aren't these things more typically taught in geography either in a generalized social-studies class, or as an adjunct to politics?

Myst · 08-21-2004, 01:13 AM

im in Calgary

boobmaster · 08-21-2004, 01:30 AM

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Originally posted by rickholio
Actually, YOU were the challenger, and the one making the grandiose claims. Once again, quoth you:

I came up with a number of criteria as challenged by you to do so. Considering you also mentioned the "more money" thing which I overlooked the first time around, you could toss in whatever qualifies as proof of income in your country. In Canada, that would be a T-1 form for personal and T-2 for corporate earnings... whatever the equivalent is for you would suffice.

By all means sir, back up your claims.

If you can.

Boy, have I got you riled up. Calm down, dude! You're gonna have a heart attack. If you want proof of my income, do a search for a thread in which I posted stats of my 6 figure income.

As far as my intelligence, I have a PhD and teach at a University in Texas. Posting that info in a public forum would give people more info about me than I am comfortable giving, If I trusted you more, I'd be happy to prove it via private correspondence.

boobmaster · 08-21-2004, 01:32 AM

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Originally posted by chodadog
Really? Can you please show me how you implied that Toronto was in a province in this sentence? Break it down for me. I'm obviously at a lower level. I desperately need your help. Please.

"They all seem to be from either Montreal, Toronto, or Calgary. In history class, they taught me that there are seven whole other provences in Canada."

Those two sentences clearly imply that Montreal, Toronto and Calgary are provinces. Wouldn't it make more sense to say something like "30 other cities in Canada" (i have no idea how many cities there are in Canada, so stfu in advance) given that you made reference to cities in the previous sentence, and not provinces?

The implication was obvious. For Christ's Sake, my parents are canadian and I lived in Detroit for 20 years. Do you really think I don't know what a fucking province is? YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON. Please don't waste any more of my time with your shit.

boobmaster · 08-21-2004, 01:35 AM

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Originally posted by rickholio
Also, isn't it odd that he learned about Canadian provences in HISTORY class? Aren't these things more typically taught in geography either in a generalized social-studies class, or as an adjunct to politics?

I did that ON PURPOSE to bait you and you drove right for it. What a fucking idiot.

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