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				Do Not let AaronM borrow your room key....EVER...
			 
			lmfaoooooooo, all i know is that the man lives up to the legend. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
	ask him how i got a "towel destroyed" charge, or better yet ask his german lady friend.... thank god i was able to talk myself out of this at the counter....   ![]()  | 
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		 Was this the cum towel? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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			 Damn Right I Kiss Ass! 
			
		
			
			
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		 That is a classic bro. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Geeze, they charge more for towels than the hospital does!  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I do not want to know why a towel was destroyed. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 hahahahhaha... "destroyed"    
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
	    hahahahahahhawtf.. i wanna see the look on the maids face when they find "destroyed" towels...  | 
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		 Ahhh that night at the Stratosphere  
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 god and it happened twice . . . . .  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
	wonderin' why it was destroyed ? ? ?     ![]()  | 
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		 I would like to see what they think is a destroyed towel looks like. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 So, did you steal another towel from another room and tell them the destroyed towel wasn't yours? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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 Do it! I never got to see the end result anyway 
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 LMAO...... This will have to wait until I get back to Portland. Rest asured....I still have the pics....and video. If you would prefer, I will send them to you instead of posting them. I'll never forget your reaction halfway through.......Her and I were switching positions and you said "Damn, and I thought I fucked good!" Too funny.  | 
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 You should have bitched about the blood splatter on your bed. That ALMOST cost me some fine ass. ![]()  | 
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 God that night - what a fucking blast I'll never forget something you said either "Holy shit! Monster cock!" Errr this sounds very gay. I think someone should explain 
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		 Just so you know, those are some pretty sweet towels. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
	The Westin towel catalog But I fucking hate that hotel - they sell the towel for $40 and then charge you even more than their own retail. I'm an expert on hotels now, and I have to say that the Diplomat is the worst Westin I have set foot in. It's too bad - it's such a great building - but the management really sucks.  | 
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			 eww HEH   what did he do to tha towel? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 I thought the Peachtree was a pretty good hotel.  The design was a little off - like having to walk a half mile or taking stairs or an escalator to get anywhere...  But they built that thing many many years ago, whereas the Diplomat is only like 4 years old or something. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
	The management at the Diplomat REALLY sucked. The Peachtree was pretty good. And let me tell you, the food and the waitstaff at the Peachtree was VERY impressive. How long did it take you to get a cup of ketchup in Lauderdale? I would not stay at the Diplomat on a random trip, but I would definately stay at the Peachtree on a random trip.  | 
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