Do Not let AaronM borrow your room key....EVER...
 

lmfaoooooooo, all i know is that the man lives up to the legend.

ask him how i got a "towel destroyed" charge, or better yet ask his german lady friend....

thank god i was able to talk myself out of this at the counter....:1orglaugh

http://www.mrizzz.com/shows/FLA04/aaronmbill.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Was this the cum towel?

Fuck you...I plead the 5th. :1orglaugh

dude i saw the aftermath left on that towel....omgggggggggg

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love em and leave em!!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That is a classic bro.

:throwup

Geeze, they charge more for towels than the hospital does! :eek2

I do not want to know why a towel was destroyed.

no you don't .....just remember to never let aaronM use your bed:1orglaugh

hahahahhaha... "destroyed" :1orglaugh hahahahahahha


wtf.. i wanna see the look on the maids face when they find "destroyed" towels...

Ahhh that night at the Stratosphere :)

Sorry, just had to bring that up again because it's one of my fondest memories from my very first Internext :)

god and it happened twice . . . . .

wonderin' why it was destroyed ? ? ?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :Graucho

I would like to see what they think is a destroyed towel looks like.

STFU or I will start posting pics. :Graucho

So, did you steal another towel from another room and tell them the destroyed towel wasn't yours?

I ask because I see the charge reversed at the bottom of the invoice.

Do it! I never got to see the end result anyway :)

No....No you don't.

Trust me on this. :glugglug

LMAO......

This will have to wait until I get back to Portland.

Rest asured....I still have the pics....and video.


If you would prefer, I will send them to you instead of posting them.

I'll never forget your reaction halfway through.......Her and I were switching positions and you said "Damn, and I thought I fucked good!"

Too funny. :thumbsup

lolol, i ended up convincing the girl at the counter that the towel was already in bad shape when i found it in my room....lolol, there was no detailed report of it anyway, and she didnt really put up a fight, so the manager came over and said she didnt wanna argue over $50:1orglaugh

You should have bitched about the blood splatter on your bed.

That ALMOST cost me some fine ass. :feels-hot

Mate send me the vids and the pics when you get back. I'd love to see that again.

God that night - what a fucking blast :) And you know the sad bit, I'm still fucking single!

I'll never forget something you said either "Holy shit! Monster cock!"

Errr this sounds very gay. I think someone should explain :)

Fuck that.......No details required other than to say that you, me, and a somewhat attractive lady had a great time. :glugglug

err.....And we never bumped swords.

Just so you know, those are some pretty sweet towels.

The Westin towel catalog

But I fucking hate that hotel - they sell the towel for $40 and then charge you even more than their own retail.

I'm an expert on hotels now, and I have to say that the Diplomat is the worst Westin I have set foot in. It's too bad - it's such a great building - but the management really sucks.

You think the Diplomat is worse than the Peachtree?

Hell no.

eww HEH what did he do to tha towel?

Did he really have to Jizz all over the towel ? :1orglaugh :glugglug

I thought the Peachtree was a pretty good hotel. The design was a little off - like having to walk a half mile or taking stairs or an escalator to get anywhere... But they built that thing many many years ago, whereas the Diplomat is only like 4 years old or something.

The management at the Diplomat REALLY sucked. The Peachtree was pretty good. And let me tell you, the food and the waitstaff at the Peachtree was VERY impressive. How long did it take you to get a cup of ketchup in Lauderdale?

I would not stay at the Diplomat on a random trip, but I would definately stay at the Peachtree on a random trip.