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08-19-2004, 03:31 PM
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Black Vagina Finder
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BVF is about to turn in his Playa Card
My new Gorgeous 18 year old live in girlfriend has completely turned my life around. She's the light of my life...Just last year I said that wild horses couldn't drag me down the aisle again but I might just marry this young thang in a couple of years....I'm losing weight just from not eating fast food anymore..She has me actually giving a damn what I look like when I leave the house and has me looking and smelling good. She has the scented candles all over the house and the soft music playing and I'M LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT!
I'm phasing my own penis out of my site and I will be doing more lesbian and masturbation scenes and I will hire stunt dicks to put in the work soon...Since news is travelling around the hood that this girl lives with a "porn star", I gotta make sure that I keep my penis out of it as much as possible because I CANNOT stand to see her leave me. If you want to know how we're living, turn on the Cosby Show on Nick at night and you'll get a clue. My pussyhunting days are over...I have caught Moby Dick...There's nothing out there in the ocean that can compare to the ultimate catch. 
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08-19-2004, 03:32 PM
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Fucked if I know
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Nice! Congrats BVF, that's awesome!
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08-19-2004, 03:33 PM
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congrats, you had the wedding blues for a while
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08-19-2004, 03:34 PM
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Live Hard - Die Hard
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Good luck, but don't forget that she's 18. Girls that age are fucking nuts, though it is always a good thing to improve your lifestyle.
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08-19-2004, 03:35 PM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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holy fucking shit.
threads like this almost bring a tear to my eye.
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08-19-2004, 03:36 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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08-19-2004, 03:37 PM
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Retired dick.
 Great news with your life though. |
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08-19-2004, 03:38 PM
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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18 year olds generally have their life all figured out. Rarely do they do any more growing and end up being a different person.
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08-19-2004, 03:39 PM
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We need to have a retirement party for ya
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08-19-2004, 03:40 PM
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Yes, wait till she turns 20, a friend of hers will be around the house(18 year old hottie)
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08-19-2004, 03:40 PM
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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jesus
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08-19-2004, 03:41 PM
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赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
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pics!!!
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08-19-2004, 03:45 PM
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Congrats on finding a nice girl you can love!
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08-19-2004, 03:55 PM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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08-19-2004, 03:57 PM
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Can I Get your blackbook?
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08-19-2004, 03:58 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Well, I wouldn't revoke your playa card just yet.
Until you have a ring on her finger and you can hear wedding bells, you're still a playa inside.
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08-19-2004, 04:00 PM
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Sounds like you've got high hopes for this one.
Best of luck.
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08-19-2004, 04:34 PM
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Best of luck BVF... just remember to keep a tight ope on her ass cause she is young, dumb and full of cum. Young girls have a lot of mistakes to make and if you give her too much room, she'll fuck it up.
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08-19-2004, 04:36 PM
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I'll never put a picture of her up on here and she doesn't like taking pictures anyway. And I would never even think of using her in porn. I don't want to ruin this girl in any way. The girl doesn't smoke or do any drugs and she rarely drinks and if she does, it's a wine cooler...She doesn't like rap music. She listens to slow jams and old people shit...She wants to join my mother's church and sing in the choir since she sings well. She doesn't think she's beautiful but EVERYBODY that I know who has met her says that she's a knockout and I believe that she's one of the most beautiful women I've seen in a long time..She has big baby deer eyes and they're hazelish with good bone structure.. My female friend said that she's beautiful and she wishes that she could hit on her....Everybody tells me that I made a come up with this girl. She brought two cats over here to keep my cat "My Nig" company. We just came from the pet store where she bought four more fish and some fish supplies...And now we have a neglected box turtle that she's going to rehabilitate...She wants to be a veterinarian and I told her that she doesn't have to worry about college because I'm going to pay for it. She's in the kitchen now setting the new fishtank up and then she's going to make me dinner. She's a Goddess. She's the light of my life and I'll do anything to keep her...She has turned a drab bachelor pad into a comfortable home where I can actually use all of the rooms in the house again. I don't even think I'll ever masturbate again while she's around. I gotta save every drop of sperm for her. I told my mother that she is to treat this girl as she would treat my wife....It's been cleared with her mother and father (who is a minister) and it's now official....She belongs to me now. I am her new "daddy".
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08-19-2004, 04:38 PM
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Retired
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Sounds like you found yourself a good woman. Congrats
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08-19-2004, 04:53 PM
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good 4 u man
sounds like you're happy with your girl... i'm a little jealous
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08-19-2004, 04:58 PM
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"Assassins"
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Nigga Please.
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08-19-2004, 04:59 PM
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That's a great thing to hear. I went through it as well with my GF. 4 years later, we're still happy as ever.
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08-19-2004, 05:01 PM
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Ryde or Die
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08-19-2004, 05:02 PM
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08-19-2004, 05:07 PM
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Jesus loves bacon
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that's great news BVF
it's always great when you find that special someone. My wife and I have been together 14 years and even though we argue and bitch and complain a lot, it's near impossible to ever see us apart. Best of luck to you and if you ever make it out to Vegas, give me shout....
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08-19-2004, 05:11 PM
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wow, i remember the "honeymoon" phase of my relationship.......those were the days lol
congrats man!!! but love & marriage is a blood sport, so be ready for the ups and downs  but well worth the ride!!!!!!
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08-19-2004, 05:11 PM
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Cool... 18 is such a beautiful age
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08-19-2004, 05:46 PM
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LAME
I'm 21 (will be 22 next month) and I wouldn't even consider getting into a serious relationship with an 18 year old. The mental development just isn't there.... Nothing against you BVF... I know your probably very happy right now... but I seriously think your falling in love with a rainbow (they fade away)
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08-19-2004, 06:41 PM
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08-19-2004, 06:42 PM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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smoking? blaze it, smoke smoke.
*bowl*
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08-19-2004, 06:43 PM
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fucking hilarious
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But I still get to smoke sometimes and she's cool with it . In fact I'm about to puff on this bowl right now
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08-19-2004, 06:45 PM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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this mother fucker is stoned and fucking with us, no way she broke this negro that quick. now you gotta ease up on the weed for some chick? hahaha
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08-19-2004, 07:04 PM
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No drug in the WORLD is worth losing this girl. As long as I don't have to stop, I'm cool with slowing down...Plus I've already lost some weight and I want to lose a lot more weight and whatever makes me sexier to her, I'm going to do it. This isn't your ordinary hoodrat. She's a ministers daughter and she was sheltered all the way up to 17 years and 364 days. That's why she left on the day of her birthday. I'm not going to do anything to fuck this up..She's comfortable and she says that she's happier than she's ever been. I'm going to create the fantasy that she will never have to suffer as long as she's with me.
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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08-19-2004, 07:14 PM
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Congrats man, remember you are going to have patience with her, I have dated primarily 18 year olds and it is always a rough time for them, just ask some of the female's on here about that time in their lives and I bet they will say it was a bit confusing or at least tell you about other women and what they did.
If you have her on any kind of birth control that makes her estragen level go up and down GET HER OFF NOW, in a year or so her bio chemistry is going to wreak havok on her temperment and could lead to mild depression or at least crazy mood swings Get something that keeps her level even for as long as possible, it will save you many nights of you both trying to figure out why she is not the level headed and non typical chic she was when you got with her.
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08-19-2004, 07:19 PM
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shake out of it kidd!!
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