My new Gorgeous 18 year old live in girlfriend has completely turned my life around. She's the light of my life...Just last year I said that wild horses couldn't drag me down the aisle again but I might just marry this young thang in a couple of years....I'm losing weight just from not eating fast food anymore..She has me actually giving a damn what I look like when I leave the house and has me looking and smelling good. She has the scented candles all over the house and the soft music playing and I'M LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT!
I'm phasing my own penis out of my site and I will be doing more lesbian and masturbation scenes and I will hire stunt dicks to put in the work soon...Since news is travelling around the hood that this girl lives with a "porn star", I gotta make sure that I keep my penis out of it as much as possible because I CANNOT stand to see her leave me.
If you want to know how we're living, turn on the Cosby Show on Nick at night and you'll get a clue.
My pussyhunting days are over...I have caught Moby Dick...There's nothing out there in the ocean that can compare to the ultimate catch.
