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Laurel · 08-17-2004, 05:29 PM

THINGS YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE TO BE A REPUBLICAN TODAY:

Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney
did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.

Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is
communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of
international harmony.

A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but
multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.

The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in
speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy.

Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.

HMOs and insurance companies have the best
interests of the public at heart.

Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are
junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.

A president lying about an extramarital affair is a impeachable
offense.

A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.

Government should limit itself to the powers named in the
Constitution, which include banning gay marriages
and censoring the Internet.

The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but
George Bush's cocaine conviction is none of our
business.

Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a
conservative radio host. Then it's an illness, and you need our prayers for your recovery.

You support states' rights, which means Attorney General John
Ashhahahahaha can tell states what local voter initiatives they have
the right to adopt.

What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but
what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.

Fletch XXX · 08-17-2004, 05:31 PM

that blacks should not be allowed to vote.

republicans were against civil rights, Reagan and Goldwater campaigned against blacks...

racists all of them.

Libertine · 08-17-2004, 05:36 PM

War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.

08-17-2004, 05:29 PM	#1
Laurel Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Vino Land Posts: 1,438	Things You Have To Believe To Be A Republican Today: THINGS YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE TO BE A REPUBLICAN TODAY: Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion. Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony. A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex. Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is socialism. HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart. Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools. A president lying about an extramarital affair is a impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy. Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet. The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's cocaine conviction is none of our business. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness, and you need our prayers for your recovery. You support states' rights, which means Attorney General John Ashhahahahaha can tell states what local voter initiatives they have the right to adopt. What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant. __________________ [email protected] [email protected] [email protected] Skype: Laurel.Hertz SwankDollars - Great Retention with their Member's Rewards Program. ARLCash.com PascalSubSluts.com features BDSM content like no other. EdPowers.com has porn's original dirty old man, Ed Powers. SexyMomma.com featuring sexy moms and daughters. LaceyStarr.com - Get ready for extreme granny action! Got Chargebacks? Yeah, we can make those go away.

08-17-2004, 05:31 PM	#2
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08-17-2004, 05:36 PM	#3
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