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08-17-2004, 06:27 AM
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Blonde Jokes: She was soooo blonde ....
...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box
because it said "concentrate". ...she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. ...she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK". ...she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday. ...she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. ...she sat on the TV and watched the couch. ...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. ...she tried to drown a fish. ...she thought a quarterback was a refund. ...she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. ...under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics". ...she tripped over a cordless phone. ...she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. ...at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here".. she put "Sagittarius". ...if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless. ...she studied for a blood test ...and failed. ...she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center. ...she sold the car for gas money. ...when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. 
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08-17-2004, 06:31 AM
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08-17-2004, 07:11 AM
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I think ive heard about every blonde joke under the sun nowdays
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08-17-2004, 07:12 AM
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08-17-2004, 07:14 AM
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what did the blonde's left knee say to the right knee?
nothing, they never met.
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08-17-2004, 07:16 AM
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some funny ones there
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08-17-2004, 07:36 AM
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08-17-2004, 07:41 AM
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What do you get if you turn a blonde upside down?
A brunette. |
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08-17-2004, 07:58 AM
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Thanks for the laughs. |
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08-17-2004, 08:03 AM
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LOL.. I love blonde jokes.
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08-17-2004, 08:51 AM
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.. this is hilarious... here is one mine.. ...she sent a blank fax because it was private.. julio
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08-17-2004, 08:52 AM
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a few very nice ones! thx for sharing |
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08-17-2004, 08:53 AM
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08-17-2004, 09:14 AM
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Motown Philly's back again
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08-17-2004, 09:49 AM
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lol...some of them are pretty funny
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08-17-2004, 09:52 AM
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she thought a quarterback was a refund
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08-17-2004, 09:57 AM
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got to love those blond jokes. Nice one
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08-17-2004, 10:02 AM
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damn half of these were new to me, hilarious shit.
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08-17-2004, 10:04 AM
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08-17-2004, 10:06 AM
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Blonds jokes are getting really fucking old
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08-17-2004, 10:11 AM
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thank you so much. they are very funny.
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08-17-2004, 10:15 AM
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...she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
thats funny |
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08-17-2004, 12:38 PM
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Old jokes but still a nice laugh
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