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  • directfiesta
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Oct 2002
    • 30141

    #1

    Blonde Jokes: She was soooo blonde ....

    ...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box
    because it said "concentrate".

    ...she put lipstick on her forehead
    because she wanted to make up her mind.

    ...she told me to meet her
    at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK".

    ...she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

    ...she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

    ...she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

    ...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

    ...she tried to drown a fish.

    ...she thought a quarterback was a refund.

    ...she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

    ...under "education" on her job application,
    she put "Hooked On Phonics".

    ...she tripped over a cordless phone.

    ...she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

    ...at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here"..
    she put "Sagittarius".

    ...if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.

    ...she studied for a blood test ...and failed.

    ...she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.

    ...she sold the car for gas money.

    ...when she heard that 90% of all crimes
    occur around the home, she moved.


    I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

    But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....
  • Trent Edison
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jun 2003
    • 6132

    #2
    Originally posted by directfiesta

    ...she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

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    • Manowar
      jellyfish  
      • Dec 2003
      • 71528

      #3
      I think ive heard about every blonde joke under the sun nowdays

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      • fr33s3x
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2003
        • 5064

        #4

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        • LauraLee
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          • Sep 2003
          • 3821

          #5
          what did the blonde's left knee say to the right knee?


          nothing, they never met.

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          • hova
            Traffillionaire
            • Jan 2002
            • 22430

            #6
            some funny ones there
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            • RobD
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              • Feb 2003
              • 687

              #7
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              • Repetitive Monkey
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2004
                • 3505

                #8
                What do you get if you turn a blonde upside down?





                A brunette.

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                • kowntafit
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 4667

                  #9


                  Thanks for the laughs.

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                  • EviLGuY
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Apr 2003
                    • 12745

                    #10
                    LOL.. I love blonde jokes.

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                    • julioxp
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 160

                      #11
                      ..

                      this is hilarious...

                      here is one mine..

                      ...she sent a blank fax because it was private..

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                      • strobi
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 7383

                        #12
                        a few very nice ones! thx for sharing

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                        • axelcat
                          Adult Locals
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 25450

                          #13

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                          • Mr. Mojo Risin
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 1886

                            #14
                            Motown Philly's back again

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                            • Preacher
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 2970

                              #15
                              lol...some of them are pretty funny

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                              • Nader
                                Confirmed User
                                • Dec 2003
                                • 5086

                                #16
                                she thought a quarterback was a refund

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                                • Flashworks69
                                  Registered User
                                  • Jun 2004
                                  • 54

                                  #17
                                  got to love those blond jokes. Nice one
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                                  • bdld
                                    $100,000
                                    • Dec 2001
                                    • 11452

                                    #18
                                    damn half of these were new to me, hilarious shit.

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                                    • Morphius
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • May 2002
                                      • 1005

                                      #19

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                                      • Doctor Dre
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Jan 2001
                                        • 51692

                                        #20
                                        Blonds jokes are getting really fucking old
                                        Originally posted by rayadp05
                                        I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                        • montel
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 2606

                                          #21
                                          thank you so much. they are very funny.
                                          Barefootsies

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                                          • Slickcash Lisa
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                                            • Jul 2004
                                            • 233

                                            #22
                                            ...she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

                                            thats funny
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                                            • EZRhino
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2003
                                              • 6258

                                              #23
                                              Old jokes but still a nice laugh

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