WTF You can but a Casket at Costco? (pic) - GoFuckYourself.com

Fred Quimby · 08-17-2004, 06:23 AM

I like the gold one

Will costco hold the casket for another 50 years till I'm dead?

TweetyBird · 08-17-2004, 06:24 AM

dang, awkward

enter » · 08-17-2004, 06:26 AM

In between mattresses and an ATM machine. I'm not clever enough to come up with it, but I think there's a joke there.

Fred Quimby · 08-17-2004, 06:27 AM

The Costco offers six models of caskets made by the Universal Casket Co., at the Costco Wholesale at Clybourn & Diversey Monday, Aug 16, 2004, in Chicago. On Monday, the warehouse retailer, which offers everything from cabinets to chicken to computers, started test marketing caskets at two stores in the Chicago area. (AP Photo/Nam Y. Huh)

iownthefrench · 08-17-2004, 06:31 AM

do you still have to buy in bulk?

Serge Litehead · 08-17-2004, 06:37 AM

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Originally posted by iownthefrench
do you still have to buy in bulk?

lol

EviLGuY · 08-17-2004, 08:53 AM

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Originally posted by TweetyBird
dang, awkward

Maybe you could put it on layaway?

axelcat · 08-17-2004, 08:54 AM

Tom_PMs · 08-17-2004, 08:57 AM

One of the oldest casket makers in the country went out of business here recently.

Funeral homes are upset about this move by Costco because it cuts into their business. They've already released a comment to the press that if casket sales drop, they'll need to increase prices of services.

Caskets can be really expensive, thats for sure. Hopefully nobody here will need to find out any time soon..

julioxp · 08-17-2004, 08:59 AM

mmm.. you'll never know when you will suddenly need a casket..

julio

benc · 08-17-2004, 08:59 AM

I guess I see no problem with it. These funeral homes overcharge like crazy.

I belive in cremation. I dont see much point in putting my rotting corpse in some overpriced box that gets buried.

Manowar · 08-17-2004, 09:24 AM

that gold one is pretty pimp - i wonder if you can get spinners

Doctor Dre · 08-17-2004, 09:27 AM

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Originally posted by iownthefrench
do you still have to buy in bulk?

SykkBoy · 08-17-2004, 11:51 AM

yeah, but can you get the KISS casket?

NichePay_Manny · 08-17-2004, 12:42 PM

Man whats next at Costco !U can buy a wife

DIH · 08-17-2004, 12:58 PM

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Originally posted by EviLGuY
Maybe you could put it on layaway?

*DIES*

cherrylula · 08-17-2004, 01:01 PM

hahaha damn I think we just buried my Grandmother in that silver one. My Grandfather is an avid Costco shopper, go figure.

It was a really nice casket though if that is the one.

Vitasoy · 08-17-2004, 01:03 PM

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Originally posted by iownthefrench
do you still have to buy in bulk?

I'll take 3 gold ones then

Goose · 08-17-2004, 01:05 PM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2
yeah, but can you get the KISS casket?

lol what a crap...I'll think about it when it's getting close

ShellyCrash · 08-17-2004, 01:13 PM

The thing that sucks is, even though you don't have to order a casket through the funeral home, you don't have enough time to have one special ordered, unless you buy it yourself ahead of time.

For all you NASCAR fans:

"The race is over.."

freeadultcontent · 08-17-2004, 01:15 PM

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Originally posted by Tom_PM
One of the oldest casket makers in the country went out of business here recently.

Funeral homes are upset about this move by Costco because it cuts into their business. They've already released a comment to the press that if casket sales drop, they'll need to increase prices of services.

Caskets can be really expensive, thats for sure. Hopefully nobody here will need to find out any time soon..

Good, crooked ass fucks anyways. There is more honesty, less gouging, and better deals in the adult traffic buying/selling markets.

Face (o_0) · 08-17-2004, 02:05 PM

haha wrong on so many levels

PurrrsianPussyKat · 08-17-2004, 02:15 PM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2
yeah, but can you get the KISS casket?

LOL
Gene simmons will sell anything to suck another buck out of his fans.

NoCarrier · 08-17-2004, 02:17 PM

Damn.. That sucks, I wanted to buy a casket online and they don't offer them

cherrylula · 08-17-2004, 02:20 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Good, crooked ass fucks anyways. There is more honesty, less gouging, and better deals in the adult traffic buying/selling markets.

The fuckers at the mortuary where we held services for my Grandmother purposely gave everyone wrong directions to the cemetary that was right up the road, because we would not pay them extra for a funeral procession.

I held my tongue at the graveside services, but it was a total mess. There were old people lost all over the place, and luckily they had cell phones so we could give them correct directions.

Those mortuary fuckers are pure evil.

freeadultcontent · 08-17-2004, 02:21 PM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier
Damn.. That sucks, I wanted to buy a casket online and they don't offer them

Costco might not, many others do. Oh and a hell of a lot cheaper than a funeral home.

freeadultcontent · 08-17-2004, 02:22 PM

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Originally posted by cherrylula
The fuckers at the mortuary where we held services for my Grandmother purposely gave everyone wrong directions to the cemetary that was right up the road, because we would not pay them extra for a funeral procession.

I held my tongue at the graveside services, but it was a total mess. There were old people lost all over the place, and luckily they had cell phones so we could give them correct directions.

Those mortuary fuckers are pure evil.

Guessing they also jacked the buyers on every little item and "upgrade".

tony286 · 08-17-2004, 02:34 PM

You can use it as a coffee table with built in storage until you die . lol

cherrylula · 08-17-2004, 02:37 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Guessing they also jacked the buyers on every little item and "upgrade".

Want to hear the real kicker? It was supposed to be a closed casket funeral and they fucked it up and had it open. After it was already open and people starting arriving the family figured just leave it open since they already saw her.

It didn't bother me, but I have family members claiming they are traumatized now. You think they would have at least gotten that part of the services right, closed casket that is.

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Fred Quimby Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,430	The Costco offers six models of caskets made by the Universal Casket Co., at the Costco Wholesale at Clybourn & Diversey Monday, Aug 16, 2004, in Chicago. On Monday, the warehouse retailer, which offers everything from cabinets to chicken to computers, started test marketing caskets at two stores in the Chicago area. (AP Photo/Nam Y. Huh)

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cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	hahaha damn I think we just buried my Grandmother in that silver one. My Grandfather is an avid Costco shopper, go figure. It was a really nice casket though if that is the one.

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