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Fred Quimby 08-17-2004 06:23 AM

WTF You can but a Casket at Costco? (pic)
 
I like the gold one:Graucho
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...ts_ilnh103.jpg

Will costco hold the casket for another 50 years till I'm dead?

TweetyBird 08-17-2004 06:24 AM

dang, awkward :helpme

enter » 08-17-2004 06:26 AM

In between mattresses and an ATM machine. I'm not clever enough to come up with it, but I think there's a joke there.

Fred Quimby 08-17-2004 06:27 AM

The Costco offers six models of caskets made by the Universal Casket Co., at the Costco Wholesale at Clybourn & Diversey Monday, Aug 16, 2004, in Chicago. On Monday, the warehouse retailer, which offers everything from cabinets to chicken to computers, started test marketing caskets at two stores in the Chicago area. (AP Photo/Nam Y. Huh)

iownthefrench 08-17-2004 06:31 AM

do you still have to buy in bulk?

Serge Litehead 08-17-2004 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by iownthefrench
do you still have to buy in bulk?
lol

EviLGuY 08-17-2004 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TweetyBird
dang, awkward :helpme
Maybe you could put it on layaway? :1orglaugh

axelcat 08-17-2004 08:54 AM

lol

Tom_PMs 08-17-2004 08:57 AM

One of the oldest casket makers in the country went out of business here recently.

Funeral homes are upset about this move by Costco because it cuts into their business. They've already released a comment to the press that if casket sales drop, they'll need to increase prices of services.

Caskets can be really expensive, thats for sure. Hopefully nobody here will need to find out any time soon..

julioxp 08-17-2004 08:59 AM

mmm.. you'll never know when you will suddenly need a casket..

julio

benc 08-17-2004 08:59 AM

I guess I see no problem with it. These funeral homes overcharge like crazy.


I belive in cremation. I dont see much point in putting my rotting corpse in some overpriced box that gets buried.

Manowar 08-17-2004 09:24 AM

that gold one is pretty pimp - i wonder if you can get spinners

Doctor Dre 08-17-2004 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by iownthefrench
do you still have to buy in bulk?
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

SykkBoy 08-17-2004 11:51 AM

yeah, but can you get the KISS casket?

http://www.ananova.com/images/entert...nAP410x281.jpg

NichePay_Manny 08-17-2004 12:42 PM

Man whats next at Costco !U can buy a wife:winkwink: :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

DIH 08-17-2004 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EviLGuY
Maybe you could put it on layaway? :1orglaugh
*DIES* :helpme :Graucho :1orglaugh

cherrylula 08-17-2004 01:01 PM

hahaha damn I think we just buried my Grandmother in that silver one. My Grandfather is an avid Costco shopper, go figure. :1orglaugh

It was a really nice casket though if that is the one.

Vitasoy 08-17-2004 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by iownthefrench
do you still have to buy in bulk?

:1orglaugh I'll take 3 gold ones then

Goose 08-17-2004 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
yeah, but can you get the KISS casket?

http://www.ananova.com/images/entert...nAP410x281.jpg

lol what a crap...I'll think about it when it's getting close :1orglaugh

ShellyCrash 08-17-2004 01:13 PM

The thing that sucks is, even though you don't have to order a casket through the funeral home, you don't have enough time to have one special ordered, unless you buy it yourself ahead of time.

For all you NASCAR fans:
http://www.hrwebpower.com/QWD/imgc/i1046.jpg
"The race is over.." :1orglaugh

freeadultcontent 08-17-2004 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tom_PM
One of the oldest casket makers in the country went out of business here recently.

Funeral homes are upset about this move by Costco because it cuts into their business. They've already released a comment to the press that if casket sales drop, they'll need to increase prices of services.

Caskets can be really expensive, thats for sure. Hopefully nobody here will need to find out any time soon..

Good, crooked ass fucks anyways. There is more honesty, less gouging, and better deals in the adult traffic buying/selling markets.

Face (o_0) 08-17-2004 02:05 PM

haha wrong on so many levels

PurrrsianPussyKat 08-17-2004 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
yeah, but can you get the KISS casket?

http://www.ananova.com/images/entert...nAP410x281.jpg

LOL
Gene simmons will sell anything to suck another buck out of his fans.

NoCarrier 08-17-2004 02:17 PM

Damn.. That sucks, I wanted to buy a casket online and they don't offer them :(

cherrylula 08-17-2004 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Good, crooked ass fucks anyways. There is more honesty, less gouging, and better deals in the adult traffic buying/selling markets.
The fuckers at the mortuary where we held services for my Grandmother purposely gave everyone wrong directions to the cemetary that was right up the road, because we would not pay them extra for a funeral procession.

I held my tongue at the graveside services, but it was a total mess. There were old people lost all over the place, and luckily they had cell phones so we could give them correct directions.

Those mortuary fuckers are pure evil.

freeadultcontent 08-17-2004 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
Damn.. That sucks, I wanted to buy a casket online and they don't offer them :(
Costco might not, many others do. Oh and a hell of a lot cheaper than a funeral home.

freeadultcontent 08-17-2004 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cherrylula
The fuckers at the mortuary where we held services for my Grandmother purposely gave everyone wrong directions to the cemetary that was right up the road, because we would not pay them extra for a funeral procession.

I held my tongue at the graveside services, but it was a total mess. There were old people lost all over the place, and luckily they had cell phones so we could give them correct directions.

Those mortuary fuckers are pure evil.

Guessing they also jacked the buyers on every little item and "upgrade".

tony286 08-17-2004 02:34 PM

You can use it as a coffee table with built in storage until you die . lol

cherrylula 08-17-2004 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Guessing they also jacked the buyers on every little item and "upgrade".
Want to hear the real kicker? It was supposed to be a closed casket funeral and they fucked it up and had it open. After it was already open and people starting arriving the family figured just leave it open since they already saw her.

It didn't bother me, but I have family members claiming they are traumatized now. You think they would have at least gotten that part of the services right, closed casket that is.


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