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A: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself.
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if I win im donating mine to charity :)
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nothing to do! im really bored!:(
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I won!
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Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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A: Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.
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how's everybody?!
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Q: How many Valley Girls does it take to change a light bulb?
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A: Oooh-like-manual labor? Gag me with a spoon! For sure.
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Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
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A: Six. One to turn the bulb one for support-and four to relate to the experience.
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so, this is still working?!
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Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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i really hope so!:Graucho
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Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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A: None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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reynold, are you there?!
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Q: How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
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A': None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Q: How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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A: None. That's a hardware problem.
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This has been up forever
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Q: How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?
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A: None. That's a software problem.
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Q: How many FSE's does it take to replace a dead light bulb?
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A: Who can tell. FSE's are always in the dark.
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Q: How many Unix hacks does it take to change a light bulb?
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A: As many as you want; they're all virtual-anyway.
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Q: How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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A: None. There's a primitive for that.
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Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
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A: That's proprietary information. Answer available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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A: Only one-but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Q: How many `Real Men' does it take to change a light bulb?
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A: None: `Real Men' aren't afraid of the dark.
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Q: How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?
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A: None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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All these questions, my head hurts! LOL
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A: None. ("That's all right...I'll just sit here in the dark...")
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