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Q: How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?
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951
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A: None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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A: None. ("That's all right...I'll just sit here in the dark...")
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i want a piece of that
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how's your day?!
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A: Only two-but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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wow this post is still going
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i wanna win! is this still going?!
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Q: How many Polacks does it take to change a light bulb?
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A: Just one-but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
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ohhh... this is still going!:Graucho
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Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?
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i like it in here.!:winkwink:
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A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs.
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Q: How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
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coz it's really fun!:winkwink:
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A: Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10
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i really love to have fun!:winkwink:
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000 years.
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Q: How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?
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goodbye for now!.. i'll try again my luck later! thanks!:winkwink:
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A: Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him.
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Awesome deal.
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Q: How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
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I already have one but another would be cool
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A: Three-but they're really only one.
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im back!:Graucho
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Q: How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Thats alot of games also.
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A: Two. One to do the screwing-and one to hear the confession.
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Game Cube discs are small.
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sexed = Michael Jackson
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Q: How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
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Thats a funny joke.
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A: One-but it takes at least three light bulbs.
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Q: How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
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I wish I had more GFY swag.
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A: That's not funny!!!
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I'm having a nice Black & Tan. :glugglug
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Q': How many 'Cliffie girls does it take to change a light bulb?
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WTF is a Game Cude?
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A': It's "Radcliffe Women" and it's not funny!
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Almost there... :)
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Q: How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?
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it's really fun in here!.:winkwink:
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