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ringmaster · 08-16-2004, 07:24 PM

Need some input here...

I had my friend (who is not a smoker) piss in a container for me (for a drug test). I took the container and packed it in my whitey tighties right away. Ten mineutes later, I took out the container and dumped it into my cup for the piss test and handed it to the nurse. I heard a rumor that the piss most be very warm to be tested but I dont know if this is true. Like I said, within 10 mineuts I had the piss turned into the nurse...sorry for saying piss so much.

Did I pass or fail???

freeadultcontent · 08-16-2004, 07:25 PM

odds are passed, unless your friend is a she and your a he.

ringmaster · 08-16-2004, 07:27 PM

its defintely a dude, c'mon people let me know some more..im getting paranoid here. shit, might as well spark one now

enter » · 08-16-2004, 07:28 PM

The temp doesn't matter for the test but some testing facilities use cups with a temperature sensitive sticker attached to them that tells the nurse if it's fresh pee or packaged. If your cup was not one of these types you should be ok.

No guarantees though. They may have some secret spy shit I don't know about since the last piss test I had to take which was about 6 years ago.

freeadultcontent · 08-16-2004, 07:29 PM

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Originally posted by ringmaster
its defintely a dude, c'mon people let me know some more..im getting paranoid here. shit, might as well spark one now

It often sits in that little cup for way longer than 10 minutes anyways. I would not be paranoid. Assuming your friend can be trusted (doesnt smoke, did you ask him about other stuff)

Rob · 08-16-2004, 07:30 PM

Here's an idea. Quit smoking.

I'm not a rocket scientist but to me that would seem like the best plan. Getting high is not worth a) not getting a job or b) going to prison where you're pretty much forced to quit.

freeadultcontent · 08-16-2004, 07:35 PM

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Originally posted by HighOnAcid
Here's an idea. Quit smoking.

I'm not a rocket scientist but to me that would seem like the best plan. Getting high is not worth a) not getting a job or b) going to prison where you're pretty much forced to quit.

B. is a joke. Odds are a clean person going into jail will come out hooked is more likely than a pothead going clean in jail.

ringmaster · 08-16-2004, 07:35 PM

HighSpeed - I think your absolutely right. My only goal right now is to make some money to start my porn biz. it's all I ever think about and it's all I wanna do. Being stoned all the time would probably fuck with that, so maybe I should put the stuff down for a while. If my ninja tactics allow me to get this job, I owe it to myself to quit...at least for a while till im successful in porn.

detoxed · 08-16-2004, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
Here's an idea. Quit smoking.

I'm not a rocket scientist but to me that would seem like the best plan. Getting high is not worth a) not getting a job or b) going to prison where you're pretty much forced to quit.

lol getting high is definately worth not gettingkeeping a job. ask ricky williams

freeadultcontent · 08-16-2004, 07:38 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed
lol getting high is definately worth not gettingkeeping a job. ask ricky williams

FOUL!

Rob · 08-16-2004, 07:44 PM

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Originally posted by ringmaster
HighSpeed - I think your absolutely right. My only goal right now is to make some money to start my porn biz. it's all I ever think about and it's all I wanna do. Being stoned all the time would probably fuck with that, so maybe I should put the stuff down for a while. If my ninja tactics allow me to get this job, I owe it to myself to quit...at least for a while till im successful in porn.

Who's HighSpeed? You're high, aren't you?

PurrrsianPussyKat · 08-16-2004, 07:45 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed
lol getting high is definately worth not gettingkeeping a job. ask ricky williams

ringmaster · 08-16-2004, 07:51 PM

Fuck, I meant "High On Acid" and yeah...I'm bakin. I just get so paranoid about shit..then my head hurts. Then the veins in my neck stick out, and my eyeballs go black. Its really scary and the only thing that helps is m friend..Mary Jane

uvort · 08-16-2004, 07:51 PM

Just get a job where it doesnt matter if you smoke or not... thats what I did, fuck having to take pee tests man

pornstar2pac · 08-16-2004, 07:53 PM

what if your friend is a closet tweeker and hasn't told ya yet?

uvort · 08-16-2004, 07:54 PM

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Originally posted by pornstar2pac
what if your friend is a closet tweeker and hasn't told ya yet?

then hes not a good friend?

ringmaster · 08-16-2004, 07:56 PM

He's a good friend, and I need this job NOW. I have 2 weeks to make rent money and this job is almost in the bag. In case ya didn't notice, we've got this guy named George Bush in office right now, and the economy isn't exactly great.

detoxed · 08-16-2004, 07:57 PM

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Originally posted by ringmaster
He's a good friend, and I need this job NOW. I have 2 weeks to make rent money and this job is almost in the bag. In case ya didn't notice, we've got this guy named George Bush in office right now, and the economy isn't exactly great.

lol will you get your first paycheck within 2 weeks?

freeadultcontent · 08-16-2004, 07:58 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed
lol will you get your first paycheck within 2 weeks?

real question is how much rent money has he smoked up.

chase · 08-16-2004, 07:59 PM

My husband dumps someone's clean urine into a strong condom and ties it and tucks it under his nuts to stay warm. Just a rough fingernail can bust it open when he's ready. Works good when they leave the door open to supervise.

ringmaster · 08-16-2004, 08:02 PM

GOD FUCKEN' DAHM IT, PASS OR FAIL!!??
Where the fuck is hydro, he would know this shit.

jacked · 08-16-2004, 08:05 PM

should have gotten yourself some quick flush or one of those other blocking drinks they work well i've used it before for tests take the drink 2 hours before hand and your good to go

zdwebber · 08-16-2004, 08:09 PM

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Originally posted by ringmaster
GOD FUCKEN' DAHM IT, PASS OR FAIL!!??
Where the fuck is hydro, he would know this shit.

PASS if the cup isn't one of those special ones with a thermo sticker on them, or they don't immediatly test it.
FAIL otherwise.

Are you high?

detoxed · 08-16-2004, 08:11 PM

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Originally posted by ringmaster
GOD FUCKEN' DAHM IT, PASS OR FAIL!!??
Where the fuck is hydro, he would know this shit.

How the fuck are we supposed to know? moron. no one on this board is going to be able to give you a 100% answer.

uvort · 08-16-2004, 08:15 PM

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Originally posted by chase
My husband dumps someone's clean urine into a strong condom and ties it and tucks it under his nuts to stay warm. Just a rough fingernail can bust it open when he's ready. Works good when they leave the door open to supervise.

Thats some smart shit right there, your husband doesnt fuck around

ringmaster · 08-16-2004, 08:15 PM

i didn't didnt ask for smart ass comments, i just wanted peoples opinion...of course nobody knows for fuckig sure! Your fucken smut peddlers..i wouldn't expect anything more from you.

unconnected · 08-16-2004, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ringmaster
i didn't didnt ask for smart ass comments, i just wanted peoples opinion...of course nobody knows for fuckig sure! Your fucken smut peddlers..i wouldn't expect anything more from you.

you are on GFY, what the fuck did you expect?

ass..

sicone · 08-16-2004, 08:25 PM

They take the temp right then... of it wasnt the right temp they would have said something. Chances are if you had in your undies, up next to your skin... your body heat kept it warm enough

Veterans Day · 08-16-2004, 08:31 PM

loser

chase · 08-16-2004, 08:54 PM

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Originally posted by uvort
Thats some smart shit right there, your husband doesnt fuck around

thanks, it was my idea, so I'll take that as a compliment, lol.

myjah · 08-16-2004, 09:19 PM

You should be fine.

08-16-2004, 07:24 PM	#1
ringmaster Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: ann arbor, mi Posts: 241	!attention Potheads! Need some input here... I had my friend (who is not a smoker) piss in a container for me (for a drug test). I took the container and packed it in my whitey tighties right away. Ten mineutes later, I took out the container and dumped it into my cup for the piss test and handed it to the nurse. I heard a rumor that the piss most be very warm to be tested but I dont know if this is true. Like I said, within 10 mineuts I had the piss turned into the nurse...sorry for saying piss so much. Did I pass or fail???

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08-16-2004, 07:27 PM	#3
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08-16-2004, 07:35 PM	#8
ringmaster Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: ann arbor, mi Posts: 241	HighSpeed - I think your absolutely right. My only goal right now is to make some money to start my porn biz. it's all I ever think about and it's all I wanna do. Being stoned all the time would probably fuck with that, so maybe I should put the stuff down for a while. If my ninja tactics allow me to get this job, I owe it to myself to quit...at least for a while till im successful in porn.

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ringmaster Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: ann arbor, mi Posts: 241	He's a good friend, and I need this job NOW. I have 2 weeks to make rent money and this job is almost in the bag. In case ya didn't notice, we've got this guy named George Bush in office right now, and the economy isn't exactly great.

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chase Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Tampa Bay Posts: 6,019	My husband dumps someone's clean urine into a strong condom and ties it and tucks it under his nuts to stay warm. Just a rough fingernail can bust it open when he's ready. Works good when they leave the door open to supervise.

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ringmaster Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: ann arbor, mi Posts: 241	GOD FUCKEN' DAHM IT, PASS OR FAIL!!?? Where the fuck is hydro, he would know this shit.

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