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boobmaster · 08-14-2004, 11:36 PM

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Originally posted by BradM

I fail to see the humor in this. Will you still be laughing when the next 9-11 happens?

sean416 · 08-14-2004, 11:37 PM

haha, I wish it was sunny... we've been having a terrible summer

pine · 08-14-2004, 11:37 PM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
I fail to see the humor in this. Will you still be laughing when the next 9-11 happens?

Jesus laughed. And then rubbed one out.

BradM · 08-14-2004, 11:38 PM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
I fail to see the humor in this. Will you still be laughing when the next 9-11 happens?

I fucked your mom. That was humorous too.

The Truth Hurts · 08-14-2004, 11:38 PM

<--- Drunk American shaking his head at lame Canadian humor.

digi · 08-14-2004, 11:39 PM

thats hilarious

Americans are way too serious about this terrorist shit, there is a bigger chance of dying when you drive to the grocery store than to die in an explosion caused by terrorists. Why live your life worrying and afraid when you cant do shit about it any way?

The Truth Hurts · 08-14-2004, 11:40 PM

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Originally posted by BradM
I fucked your mom. That was humorous too.

you won me back over with that one.

"i fucked your mom" is one of my all time favorite lines....

though I prefer the much more descriptive "i fucked you mom in the ass and she had you" variant.

BradM · 08-14-2004, 11:41 PM

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Originally posted by digi
thats hilarious

Americans are way too serious about this terrorist shit, there is a bigger chance of dying when you drive to the grocery store than to die in an explosion caused by terrorists. Why live your life worrying and afraid when you cant do shit about it any way?

Maybe it's just our sense of not having to worry about that stuff that makes us able to LAUGH at things.

Did you know terrorists still laugh?

Bottom line is if you can't laugh at things in life why are you alive? Just go kill yourself... because if you live in fear 24/7 life isn't worth living.

asuna · 08-14-2004, 11:42 PM

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Originally posted by digi
Why live your life worrying and afraid when you cant do shit about it any way?

Cause that's how Bush wants them to live

iwantchixx · 08-14-2004, 11:45 PM

how many times are you going to post that? it wasen't funny the first time, and it's still not.

BradM · 08-14-2004, 11:46 PM

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Originally posted by iwantchixx
how many times are you going to post that? it wasen't funny the first time, and it's still not.

As many as I fucking feel like. Put me on ignore you ass clown, I'm done replying to you.

siccmade · 08-15-2004, 12:30 AM

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Originally posted by digi
thats hilarious

Americans are way too serious about this terrorist shit, there is a bigger chance of dying when you drive to the grocery store than to die in an explosion caused by terrorists. Why live your life worrying and afraid when you cant do shit about it any way?

I'm from New York...

Tell the little boy putting up a poster on the church fence a couple blocks away from ground zero reading "WE MISS YOU DADDY" with a tear coming down his eye that he is taking things too seriously.

Prick

dirtyone · 08-15-2004, 12:33 AM

You know the world is a really fucked up place... if you can't step back and laugh at it sometimes you really should re-evaluate your priorites.

I thought it was funny

boobmaster · 08-15-2004, 12:34 AM

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Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
you won me back over with that one.

"i fucked your mom" is one of my all time favorite lines....

though I prefer the much more descriptive "i fucked you mom in the ass and she had you" variant.

Why are so many Canadians so fucking lame?

boobmaster · 08-15-2004, 12:35 AM

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Originally posted by pine
Jesus laughed. And then rubbed one out.

Now there's a mature statement. How old are you, kid?

PenisFace · 08-15-2004, 01:02 AM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
I fail to see the humor in this. Will you still be laughing when the next 9-11 happens?

Yes, I for one know I'll be laughing.

Lev · 08-15-2004, 01:03 AM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
I fail to see the humor in this. Will you still be laughing when the next 9-11 happens?

It will not happen unless Bush wants it.

BradM · 08-15-2004, 01:57 AM

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Originally posted by siccmade
I'm from New York...

Tell the little boy putting up a poster on the church fence a couple blocks away from ground zero reading "WE MISS YOU DADDY" with a tear coming down his eye that he is taking things too seriously.

Prick

Ah fuck you.
Same thing applies to the little Iraqi boy whos daddy was killed in a US misbombing that killed innocent people as well as people in-arms.

He is crying because he grows up without a daddy too.

So put that on your scale and rotate. Then again you probably don't give a shit, his dad is brown so he is probably a terrorist anyways, right?

Rich · 08-15-2004, 02:00 AM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
I fail to see the humor in this. Will you still be laughing when the next 9-11 happens?

Apparently 44% or so of Americans want another 9/11 to happen, because that's how many still support Bush. We're certainly laughing at that.

pine · 08-15-2004, 02:03 AM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
Now there's a mature statement. How old are you, kid?

Older and less brainwashed than you. Plus a hell of a lot more handsome, but that's subjective.

BradM · 08-15-2004, 02:05 AM

Sorry, I just questioned why I am replying to a fucktard like boobmaster. And I realized... I have no idea. So to make my brain hurt less by reading absolute and total retarded dribble, I put the moron on ignore.

I suspect gfy will be much easier to read in the future.

xlogger · 08-15-2004, 02:06 AM

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Originally posted by Rich
Apparently 44% or so of Americans want another 9/11 to happen, because that's how many still support Bush. We're certainly laughing at that.

HAHAHAHA!!!

damn nice one!! george bush just lost a fucking vote..

EviLGuY · 08-15-2004, 03:38 AM

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Originally posted by digi
thats hilarious

Americans are way too serious about this terrorist shit, there is a bigger chance of dying when you drive to the grocery store than to die in an explosion caused by terrorists. Why live your life worrying and afraid when you cant do shit about it any way?

Yeah no kidding.. something like 20 times as many people die in car accidents in the US every year...

Great pic Brad..

EviLGuY · 08-15-2004, 03:39 AM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
Why are so many Canadians so fucking lame?

Why are most people from Texas complete tools?

Joe Citizen · 08-15-2004, 03:48 AM

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Originally posted by siccmade
I'm from New York...

Tell the little boy putting up a poster on the church fence a couple blocks away from ground zero reading "WE MISS YOU DADDY" with a tear coming down his eye that he is taking things too seriously.

Prick

Tell that to all the orphaned Iraqi kids you fucking hypocrite.

I hope the next 9/11 takes out your whole neighbourhood.

08-15-2004, 03:57 AM

R O F L!!!!!

bret · 08-15-2004, 03:58 AM

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Originally posted by BradM
Ah fuck you.
Same thing applies to the little Iraqi boy whos daddy was killed in a US misbombing that killed innocent people as well as people in-arms.

He is crying because he grows up without a daddy too.

So put that on your scale and rotate. Then again you probably don't give a shit, his dad is brown so he is probably a terrorist anyways, right?

how fucking stupid are you?

so you are saying if someone feels bad for the NYC child they can't feel bad for the iraqi child? its propaganda pushers like yourself that drive the hate.

besides, "misbombings", as rare as they are, are a terrible event, and those lives were not lost intentionally. the US walks on eggshells because of all of the media bullshit, hell, they drop flyers and send messengers telling people the area is about to be bombed and they should GET THE FUCK OUT.

if you had a half a fucking clue you would know this and keep your bullshit to yourself.

the terrorist group that took all those lives on 9/11 did it intentionally to innocent people. the real sick thing is, people like yourself probably say things like "serves the americans right..."

BradM · 08-15-2004, 04:00 AM

Bret: I have no intention of arguing or even stating how I really feel, because I could give a fuck what a keyboard warrior thinks.

boobmaster · 08-15-2004, 04:35 AM

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Originally posted by Joe Citizen
Tell that to all the orphaned Iraqi kids you fucking hypocrite.

I hope the next 9/11 takes out your whole neighbourhood.

More blood .... more violence

08-15-2004, 06:43 AM

I can't believe the Canadian Terror System pic sparked an argument about terrorists. Some of you people are so uptight it makes me sick.

With attitudes like that, the terrorists have already won.

jacked · 08-15-2004, 06:47 AM

fuckin canadians

cherrylula · 08-15-2004, 06:52 AM

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Originally posted by BradM
Did you know terrorists still laugh?

Everytime a terrorist laughs, Bush fucks up another speech.

Paul Waters · 08-15-2004, 06:52 AM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
I fail to see the humor in this. Will you still be laughing when the next 9-11 happens?

I thought you had faith that bush will protect you?

Holly · 08-15-2004, 12:29 PM

nofx · 08-15-2004, 12:31 PM

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Originally posted by Holly

ROFL

Fletch XXX · 08-15-2004, 12:32 PM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
More blood .... more violence

its the christian way you wannabe.

christians burn people alive, slaughter colonies and now you modern christians expect to be different?

everytime you wave yuour flag kids die, baby killer
go say a prayer and pretend christians arent coverred in blood.

youd think a christian like you would have read the bible you protect and hold so dearly to your chest.

typical hypocrit shit from a wannabe

RicardoB · 08-15-2004, 02:00 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
its the christian way you wannabe.

christians burn people alive, slaughter colonies and now you modern christians expect to be different?

everytime you wave yuour flag kids die, baby killer
go say a prayer and pretend christians arent coverred in blood.

youd think a christian like you would have read the bible you protect and hold so dearly to your chest.

typical hypocrit shit from a wannabe

Very well put! that's so true it hurts!

Dagwolf · 08-15-2004, 03:35 PM

CANADA DECLARES WAR ON THE U.S.!

President George Bush was in the Oval Office wondering which country to invade next, when his telephone
rang.

"Hallo, President Bush" a heavily accented voice said. This is Archie, up 'ere at the Harp Seal Pub in Badger's Cove, Newfoundland, Canada ey? I am callin' to tells ya dat we are officially declaring war on you ey!"

Well Archie," George replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"

"Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation "there is myself, me cousin Harold, me next-door-neighbor Mick, and the whole dart team from the pub. That makes eight!"
George paused. "I must tell you Archie, that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my
command."

"Holy jeez," said Archie. "I'll have ta call ya back!"

Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. "Mr. Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be Archie?", George asked.
" Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry's farm tractor."

President Bush sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armoured personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke."

"Lard T'underin' Jaysus, bye", said Archie, "I'll be getting back to ya."

Sure enough, Archie rang again the next day. "President Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne! We up an' modified Harrigan's ultra-light wit a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four
byes from the Legion have joined us as well!"

George was silent for a minute then cleared his throat. "I must tell you Archie that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And
since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"

"Jeysus, Mary and Joseph," said Archie,"I'll have ta call youse back."

Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. "President Bush! I am sorry to have to tell you dat we have had to call off dis 'ere war."

"I'm sorry to hear that" said George. "Why the sudden change of heart?"

"Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over a bunch of pints, and come to realize dat dere's no way we can feed two million prisoners."

EviLSuperstaR · 08-16-2004, 12:33 PM

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Originally posted by bret
how fucking stupid are you?

so you are saying if someone feels bad for the NYC child they can't feel bad for the iraqi child? its propaganda pushers like yourself that drive the hate.

besides, "misbombings", as rare as they are, are a terrible event, and those lives were not lost intentionally. the US walks on eggshells because of all of the media bullshit, hell, they drop flyers and send messengers telling people the area is about to be bombed and they should GET THE FUCK OUT.

if you had a half a fucking clue you would know this and keep your bullshit to yourself.

the terrorist group that took all those lives on 9/11 did it intentionally to innocent people. the real sick thing is, people like yourself probably say things like "serves the americans right..."

Just like assholes like you would say "serves teh Iraqis right.." for not having anything to do with 9/11 and for not liking it that their houses are blown up, the people tortured and women and children killed becuase of the use of wmd in urban areas. You hypocrite fuckface

EviLSuperstaR · 08-16-2004, 12:38 PM

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Originally posted by digi
thats hilarious

Americans are way too serious about this terrorist shit, there is a bigger chance of dying when you drive to the grocery store than to die in an explosion caused by terrorists. Why live your life worrying and afraid when you cant do shit about it any way?

It's because they are brainwashed, and stupid. Just look at the dork they have for president

zzgundamnzz · 08-16-2004, 12:47 PM

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Michaelious · 08-16-2004, 12:48 PM

it's always funny when someone makes a joke and then people get really serious about it lol

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 08-16-2004, 12:50 PM

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Originally posted by BradM
Ah fuck you.
Same thing applies to the little Iraqi boy whos daddy was killed in a US misbombing that killed innocent people as well as people in-arms.

He is crying because he grows up without a daddy too.

thats allright..Al-queda will raise him right

Doctor Dre · 08-16-2004, 02:53 PM

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

boring !

Doctor Dre · 08-16-2004, 02:54 PM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
I fail to see the humor in this. Will you still be laughing when the next 9-11 happens?

Yes this time you guys will have DEFINITLY deserved it ... actually I'm not thinking this . But bush deserve it .

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Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	CANADA DECLARES WAR ON THE U.S.! President George Bush was in the Oval Office wondering which country to invade next, when his telephone rang. "Hallo, President Bush" a heavily accented voice said. This is Archie, up 'ere at the Harp Seal Pub in Badger's Cove, Newfoundland, Canada ey? I am callin' to tells ya dat we are officially declaring war on you ey!" Well Archie," George replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?" "Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation "there is myself, me cousin Harold, me next-door-neighbor Mick, and the whole dart team from the pub. That makes eight!" George paused. "I must tell you Archie, that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command." "Holy jeez," said Archie. "I'll have ta call ya back!" Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. "Mr. Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!" "And what equipment would that be Archie?", George asked. " Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry's farm tractor." President Bush sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armoured personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke." "Lard T'underin' Jaysus, bye", said Archie, "I'll be getting back to ya." Sure enough, Archie rang again the next day. "President Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne! We up an' modified Harrigan's ultra-light wit a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four byes from the Legion have joined us as well!" George was silent for a minute then cleared his throat. "I must tell you Archie that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!" "Jeysus, Mary and Joseph," said Archie,"I'll have ta call youse back." Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. "President Bush! I am sorry to have to tell you dat we have had to call off dis 'ere war." "I'm sorry to hear that" said George. "Why the sudden change of heart?" "Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over a bunch of pints, and come to realize dat dere's no way we can feed two million prisoners." __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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